Fityattbudbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unfair hyena.

Fityattbudbarn created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fityattbudbarn, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fityattbudbarn, she will send minions to preach to you.

Fityattbudbarn's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Fityattbudbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fityattbudbarn.

2. Never write about quantum field theory.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

4. Never think ill of sick badgers.

5. Pray towards the east.