Nantafgid is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, almighty crocodile.

Nantafgid created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nantafgid, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nantafgid, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Nantafgid's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Nantafgid's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

2. Do not kill cats.

3. Do not hurt snakes.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nantafgid.