Vogsawflan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, conceited coyote.

Vogsawflan created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogsawflan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vogsawflan, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vogsawflan's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Vogsawflan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Never paint your feet cyan.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.