Sas is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud horse.

Sas created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sas, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sas, she will destroy your home planet.

Sas' most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Sas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sas.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing red stockings and balancing eight titanium spheres on your neck.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.