Targbogpit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful clam.

Targbogpit created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Targbogpit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Targbogpit, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Targbogpit's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Targbogpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing black scarves and balancing three gold spheres on your neck.

4. Worship no other gods but Targbogpit.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Targbogpit in the centre of the settlement.