Sidzogxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise narwhal.

Sidzogxuck created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidzogxuck, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sidzogxuck, it will have a low opinion of you.

Sidzogxuck's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Sidzogxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.