Cibsomcan Zeddunshav is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, effective seal.

Cibsomcan Zeddunshav created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibsomcan Zeddunshav, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cibsomcan Zeddunshav, he will turn you into a sheep.

Cibsomcan Zeddunshav's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cibsomcan Zeddunshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. You must never eat bananas.