Sandfonhun is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, uncaring parrot.

Sandfonhun created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandfonhun, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sandfonhun, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Sandfonhun's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Sandfonhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Always help porpoises in need.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not eat oranges.

5. Do not chop down trees.