Vonkbellpib is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, irritating snake.

Vonkbellpib created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkbellpib, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vonkbellpib, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vonkbellpib's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Vonkbellpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Vonkbellpib on top of all buildings.