Fasrulgabkop is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, thoughtless wyrm.

Fasrulgabkop created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Fasrulgabkop, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fasrulgabkop, she will come to you in dreams.

Fasrulgabkop's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fasrulgabkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Fasrulgabkop loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.