Shavpinbog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy chicken.

Shavpinbog created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavpinbog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Shavpinbog, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Shavpinbog's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Shavpinbog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight tin sculptures of Shavpinbog on top of important buildings.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near monkeys while wearing turquoise shirts and balancing nine titanium spheres on your legs.

4. Hide from orange ducks for they are unholy.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Shavpinbog in the centre of the settlement.