Yakhunhad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unselfish hummingbird.

Yakhunhad created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakhunhad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yakhunhad, she will be very unhappy.

Yakhunhad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Yakhunhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Run away from violet snakes, for they are unholy.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not shave your chest.