Popwikgon is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong dingo.

Popwikgon created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Popwikgon, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Popwikgon, she will turn you into a snail.

Popwikgon's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Popwikgon's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven shrews approach from the north.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Hide if four seals approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.