Parkgigmil is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful toad.

Parkgigmil created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Parkgigmil, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Parkgigmil, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Parkgigmil's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Parkgigmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near snakes while wearing orange shirts and balancing six platinum spheres on your chest.