Talflyhak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous shark.

Talflyhak created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Talflyhak, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Talflyhak, he will torture you forever.

Talflyhak's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Talflyhak's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are not to be trusted.

2. Feed all hungry mites.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never mention manatees.