Linbessbut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish dryad.

Linbessbut created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Linbessbut, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Linbessbut, he will cry a lot.

Linbessbut's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Linbessbut's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always pray immersed in water.