Dunbifciss is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, stupid dugong.

Dunbifciss created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunbifciss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dunbifciss, she will torture you forever.

Dunbifciss' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dunbifciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four mice in a large pit.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Fast once a month.