Mipsas is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, awesome chicken.

Mipsas created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipsas, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mipsas, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mipsas' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Mipsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never wear purple hats.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never skip in holy places.