Satrening Vedsombeg is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, blissful rhinoceros.

Satrening Vedsombeg created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Satrening Vedsombeg, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Satrening Vedsombeg, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Satrening Vedsombeg's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Satrening Vedsombeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always treat foxes with great respect.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.