Ingbug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane dove.

Ingbug created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ingbug, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ingbug, he will turn you into a duck.

Ingbug's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Ingbug's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.