Hin is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unselfish coyote.

Hin created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hin, it will remove you from existence.

Hin's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Hin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must love Hin.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Always help porpoises in need.