Dapdimbap is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, proud crane.

Dapdimbap created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapdimbap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dapdimbap, it will make you grow a tail.

Dapdimbap's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dapdimbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Never skip in the presence of whales.

3. Dapdimbap loves ducks, so they must be respected.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never feed rice to manatees while wearing jumpers.