Quamratgonart is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, dishonest slug.

Quamratgonart created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quamratgonart, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quamratgonart, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Quamratgonart's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Quamratgonart's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not take Quamratgonart's name in vain.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Never bounce in the presence of eagles.