Likfemlog is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, egotistical guinea pig.

Likfemlog created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likfemlog, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Likfemlog, she will think nothing of it.

Likfemlog's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Likfemlog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not take Likfemlog's name in vain.

5. Never think ill of sick eagles.