Flabdudveen is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless crane.

Flabdudveen created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabdudveen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flabdudveen, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Flabdudveen's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Flabdudveen's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Flabdudveen in the centre of the settlement.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.