Nartarnfem is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, ruthless cat.

Nartarnfem created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Nartarnfem, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nartarnfem, she will turn you into a sheep.

Nartarnfem's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Nartarnfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Do not kill hamsters.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Hide if seven sheep approach from the north.