Fom is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, clever wyrm.

Fom created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fom, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fom, she will destroy your home solar system.

Fom's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fom's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Fom loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.