Parkfidcin is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, smart donkey.

Parkfidcin created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkfidcin, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Parkfidcin, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Parkfidcin's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Parkfidcin's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

5. Worship no other gods but Parkfidcin.