Midgigdab is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, annoying
naga.
Midgigdab created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Midgigdab, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Midgigdab, she will turn you into a slug.
Midgigdab's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Midgigdab's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Midgigdab's priests.
2. Always help snakes.
3. Always help sick shrews.
4. Hide if eight sharks approach from the south.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.