Kamnellnat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, deceitful gorilla.

Kamnellnat created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamnellnat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kamnellnat, he will not care at all.

Kamnellnat's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Kamnellnat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

2. Do not keep seven manatees in a large pit.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.