Yartlatmid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, awesome owl.

Yartlatmid created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Yartlatmid, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yartlatmid, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yartlatmid's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Yartlatmid's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yartlatmid.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.