Monmuttonk is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever dragon.

Monmuttonk created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monmuttonk, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Monmuttonk, it will destroy your home planet.

Monmuttonk's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Monmuttonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never mention foxes.

3. Always treat mites with great respect.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.