Tailbellfar is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, tranquil cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tailbellfar created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailbellfar, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tailbellfar, he will turn you into a rock.

Tailbellfar's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tailbellfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect four tin sculptures of Tailbellfar on top of important buildings.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.