Bussomdob is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited bat.

Bussomdob created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Bussomdob, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bussomdob, he will destroy your home planet.

Bussomdob's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bussomdob's Holy Commandments

1. Bussomdob must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help horses.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.