Hasmisnilvan is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, charitable
dog.
Hasmisnilvan created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hasmisnilvan, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Hasmisnilvan, he will turn you into a slug.
Hasmisnilvan's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Hasmisnilvan's Holy Commandments1. Never wear shoes.
2. Always treat sharks with great respect.
3. You must pray to Hasmisnilvan three times a day.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.