Yamgidvid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, pitiless hyena.

Yamgidvid created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamgidvid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yamgidvid, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yamgidvid's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Yamgidvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Do not kill mites.

5. Do not jump in public.
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