Sanflowtun is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, intelligent elephant.

Sanflowtun created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanflowtun, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sanflowtun, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sanflowtun's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Sanflowtun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine sheep in a large pit.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sanflowtun.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never wear pink scarves.