Japflatvin is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless
dugong.
Japflatvin created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Japflatvin, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Japflatvin, he will be very unhappy.
Japflatvin's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Japflatvin's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Japflatvin.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Never pray while filled with pride.
4. Do not jump at forests.
5. Do not covet oxen.
Jarngumxin is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, blissful
fly.
Jarngumxin created everything that exists five million years ago.
If you believe in
Jarngumxin, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Jarngumxin, it will not care at all.
Jarngumxin's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Jarngumxin's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.
2. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Do not gather at towers at midnight.
5. Do not chop down trees.
Gethamgun is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair
goblin.
Gethamgun created oxygen eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gethamgun, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gethamgun, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Gethamgun's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Gethamgun's Holy Commandments1. Never feed cucumbers to snakes while wearing stockings.
2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Gethamgun on top of all buildings.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Erect four carbon sculptures of Gethamgun on top of important buildings.
5. Never allow hamsters to witness sacred rites.
Canbellarm is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous
scorpion.
Canbellarm created humankind twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Canbellarm, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Canbellarm, she will try to impress you with trees.
Canbellarm's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Canbellarm's Holy Commandments1. Never approach forests carrying wood.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Never write about quantum field theory.
4. Do not kill birds.
5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Canbellarm on top of all buildings.
Yokyatlag is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, narcissistic
mongoose.
Yokyatlag created silver four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yokyatlag, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Yokyatlag, she will torture you forever.
Yokyatlag's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Yokyatlag's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick cats.
2. Do not place peas upon stone.
3. Always remove trousers before touching nickel.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Shun those given to sloth.
Cuttarcam is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing
rat.
Cuttarcam created an up quark four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cuttarcam, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Cuttarcam, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Cuttarcam's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Cuttarcam's Holy Commandments1. Remain prostrate during prayer.
2. Do not dye your hair gray.
3. Never hurt rats.
4. Worship no other gods but Cuttarcam.
5. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.
Quamgep is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, contented
toad.
Quamgep created gold two years ago.
If you believe in
Quamgep, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Quamgep, he will send minions to preach to you.
Quamgep's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Quamgep's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Never skip in holy places.
3. Do not wear rings marked with orange.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Do not shave your back.
Yimdimjad is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish
crocodile.
Yimdimjad created dark energy eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Yimdimjad, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Yimdimjad, she will turn you into a frog.
Yimdimjad's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Yimdimjad's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about gravity near voles while wearing purple hats.
2. Erect four tin sculptures of Yimdimjad on top of important buildings.
3. Never mention eagles.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.
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