Zagtailcat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, self-assured owl.

Zagtailcat created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagtailcat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zagtailcat, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zagtailcat's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Zagtailcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Never mark doors with cyan.

4. Never feed lots of lemons to bats while wearing fawn ear rings.

5. Do not step barefoot upon red earth.

Hennurtfot is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, flying fly.

Hennurtfot created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hennurtfot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hennurtfot, it will strike you with lightening.

Hennurtfot's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Hennurtfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near monkeys while wearing cyan skirts.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never proclaim while facing south.

Flabriplik is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, able camel.

Flabriplik created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabriplik, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flabriplik, it will send minions to preach to you.

Flabriplik's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Flabriplik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Never laugh in summer.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

4. Never feed apples to sharks while wearing stockings.

5. Do not prepare corn while wearing trousers.

Lipbudpom is a god.

She takes the form of a large, slow elephant.

Lipbudpom created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipbudpom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lipbudpom, she will be mildly annoyed.

Lipbudpom's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Lipbudpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Run away if three doves approach from the north.

3. Never mix gooseberries with oil.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

Gubmig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, happy wasp.

Gubmig created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubmig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gubmig, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gubmig's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gubmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Never mark doors with magenta.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

Fetkadapplit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciless dolphin.

Fetkadapplit created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetkadapplit, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fetkadapplit, it will turn you into a hamster.

Fetkadapplit's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Fetkadapplit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Always share figs with strangers, but never with monkeys.

Pogvidjenmighab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, boastful squid.

Pogvidjenmighab created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogvidjenmighab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pogvidjenmighab, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pogvidjenmighab's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Pogvidjenmighab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from iron.

2. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

3. Never allow moths to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

Xinvilsag is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ruthless mole.

Xinvilsag created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinvilsag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xinvilsag, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Xinvilsag's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Xinvilsag's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Retreat if nine ants approach from the east.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.