Rullnulbug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent dingo.

Rullnulbug created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullnulbug, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rullnulbug, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rullnulbug's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Rullnulbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

Kantofhig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited crow.

Kantofhig created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kantofhig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kantofhig, it will boil you in a big pot.

Kantofhig's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Kantofhig's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about optics near frogs while wearing magenta boots and balancing six carbon spheres on your feet.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Do not prepare cucumbers while wearing shirts.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.

Tafmotnur is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, staggering donkey.

Tafmotnur created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafmotnur, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tafmotnur, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tafmotnur's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tafmotnur's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never feed tomatoes to turtles while wearing purple corsets.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

4. Never sing in summer.

5. Never mix lemons with oil.

Gessrakzen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair butterfly.

Gessrakzen created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gessrakzen, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gessrakzen, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gessrakzen's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Gessrakzen's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gessrakzen first in all things.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not hurt ants.

4. Never stain your head with cyan.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

Cudmotcud is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, selfish hyena.

Cudmotcud created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudmotcud, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cudmotcud, she will turn you into a worm.

Cudmotcud's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cudmotcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Never speak at midnight.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Cudmotcud in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never pray while filled with fear.

Limnadsom is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited fish.

Limnadsom created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limnadsom, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Limnadsom, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Limnadsom's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Limnadsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near swans while wearing cyan shorts and balancing five nickel spheres on your legs.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Never prepare oranges during spring.

Arnfobpan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring dragon.

Arnfobpan created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnfobpan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Arnfobpan, she will have a low opinion of you.

Arnfobpan's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Arnfobpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet cyan.

2. Never write about optics.

3. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Always count to six before sleeping.

Lopweefarn is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciless donkey.

Lopweefarn created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Lopweefarn, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lopweefarn, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Lopweefarn's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Lopweefarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not place cucumbers upon stone.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.