Hunveenfet is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient ant.

Hunveenfet created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunveenfet, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hunveenfet, he will throw large rocks at you.

Hunveenfet's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Hunveenfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.

Padfarnbad is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, loving dingo.

Padfarnbad created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padfarnbad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Padfarnbad, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Padfarnbad's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Padfarnbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle tin while unclean.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Run away from black sharks, for they are unholy.

4. Always wash your head before prayer.

5. Do not record secrets concerning comets.

Fumyarpflat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish sheep.

Fumyarpflat created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumyarpflat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fumyarpflat, he will turn you into a snail.

Fumyarpflat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fumyarpflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midnight.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Never discuss ribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

Natcarbid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish shark.

Natcarbid created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natcarbid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Natcarbid, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Natcarbid's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Natcarbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Do not leap at crossroads.

Bangupnar is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish wasp.

Bangupnar created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bangupnar, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bangupnar, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bangupnar's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bangupnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt swans.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always maintain patience during holy days.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Never wear green jumpers.

Yatyartwot is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring porpoise.

Yatyartwot created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatyartwot, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yatyartwot, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yatyartwot's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Yatyartwot's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never allow snakes to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Do not prepare gooseberries while wearing ear rings.

4. Always count to eight before sleeping.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

Bafgepxen is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, generous dove.

Bafgepxen created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Bafgepxen, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bafgepxen, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bafgepxen's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bafgepxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always share carrots with strangers, but never with hamsters.

2. Never allow geese to witness sacred rites.

3. Never allow rats to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never eat melons.

5. Do not gather at towers at midday.

Caddanzengan is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, humane sheep.

Caddanzengan created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Caddanzengan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Caddanzengan, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Caddanzengan's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Caddanzengan's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying bone.

2. Do not gather at walls at midnight.

3. Run away if eight squirrels approach from the south.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near mice while wearing blue stockings and balancing four carbon spheres on your back.

5. Never point your legs toward the west during prayer.