Volcatfag is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing
pig.
Volcatfag created humankind six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Volcatfag, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Volcatfag, it will turn you into a frog.
Volcatfag's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Volcatfag's Holy Commandments1. Never touch ash while unclean.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. You must never eat peanuts.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
Homkadmid is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent
salamander.
Homkadmid created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Homkadmid, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Homkadmid, it will have a very low opinion of you.
Homkadmid's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Homkadmid's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Run away from red geese, for they are unholy.
3. Do not eat nuts.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Never record names.
Hogbag is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome
otter.
Hogbag created the solar system three million years ago.
If you believe in
Hogbag, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Hogbag, he will turn you into a goat.
Hogbag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Hogbag's Holy Commandments1. Always wash your chest before prayer.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Never talk about gravity near goats while wearing pink shoes and balancing three copper spheres on your neck.
4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Hogbag on top of all buildings.
5. Never eat oranges.
Gupsabxucknellflisbess is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, calm
warg.
Gupsabxucknellflisbess created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gupsabxucknellflisbess, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Gupsabxucknellflisbess, it will come to you in dreams.
Gupsabxucknellflisbess' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Gupsabxucknellflisbess' Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Gupsabxucknellflisbess in the centre of the settlement.
2. Do not name children after turtles.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Never wear corsets.
5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near frogs while wearing mauve coats and balancing three gold spheres on your neck.
Getartlik is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent
mole.
Getartlik created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Getartlik, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Getartlik, she will come to you in dreams.
Getartlik's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Getartlik's Holy Commandments1. Always cleanse blood with water.
2. Always treat turtles with great respect.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Getartlik in the centre of the settlement.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.
Ingtunbiss is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent
raccoon.
Ingtunbiss created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ingtunbiss, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Ingtunbiss, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Ingtunbiss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Ingtunbiss' Holy Commandments1. Always cleanse ash with water.
2. Do not fashion tools from gold.
3. Never feed lots of turnips to badgers while wearing black hats.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Always pray immersed in water.
Legrawbig is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate
wolf.
Legrawbig created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Legrawbig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Legrawbig, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Legrawbig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Legrawbig's Holy Commandments1. Never adorn your head with red markings.
2. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Do not wear shirts marked with black.
5. Never prepare wheat during summer.
Gunvagveg is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, smart
wren.
Gunvagveg created the world two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gunvagveg, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Gunvagveg, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Gunvagveg's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Gunvagveg's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.
3. Never mark doors with indigo.
4. Pray only in firelight.
5. Never talk about dark matter near doves while wearing violet tights and balancing seven carbon spheres on your legs.
This instance of God Generator has made 113136 gods since 4/2/2018.
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