Kipcibnell is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unfair bird.

Kipcibnell created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kipcibnell, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kipcibnell, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kipcibnell's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Kipcibnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.

3. Do not take Kipcibnell's name in vain.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Kipcibnell must be the most important thing in your life.

Fossnatpin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, compassionate cat.

Fossnatpin created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossnatpin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fossnatpin, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fossnatpin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Fossnatpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near aardvarks while wearing fawn ear rings.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

5. Never gather six monkeys in one place.

Garsigbug is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, awesome dog.

Garsigbug created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Garsigbug, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Garsigbug, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Garsigbug's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Garsigbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at midnight.

2. Never approach mountains carrying wood.

3. Never feed cucumbers to gulls while wearing shirts.

4. Run away from mauve bats, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

Hitbodomin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthoughtful goose.

Hitbodomin created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitbodomin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hitbodomin, she will turn you into a goat.

Hitbodomin's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Hitbodomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never wear rings.

Ganligpak is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless warg.

Ganligpak created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganligpak, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ganligpak, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ganligpak's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Ganligpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying clay.

2. Hide from indigo great tits for they are unholy.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never eat green fruit.

Yamrutbastpaszakvollip is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless spider.

Yamrutbastpaszakvollip created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamrutbastpaszakvollip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yamrutbastpaszakvollip, it will turn you into a frog.

Yamrutbastpaszakvollip's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Yamrutbastpaszakvollip's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix corn with oil.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

3. Yamrutbastpaszakvollip must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not eat spinach.

Vidhinhapfet Gontanbus is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, almighty finch.

Vidhinhapfet Gontanbus created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vidhinhapfet Gontanbus, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vidhinhapfet Gontanbus, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vidhinhapfet Gontanbus' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Vidhinhapfet Gontanbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Hide if nine geese approach from the south.

3. Never sing in the presence of rats.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Vidhinhapfet Gontanbus must be the most important thing in your life.

Mifwoncetstaffarrutfitlog Titarfdib is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring meerkat.

Mifwoncetstaffarrutfitlog Titarfdib created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifwoncetstaffarrutfitlog Titarfdib, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mifwoncetstaffarrutfitlog Titarfdib, it will jump up and down on your head.

Mifwoncetstaffarrutfitlog Titarfdib's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Mifwoncetstaffarrutfitlog Titarfdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never travel toward the west during autumn.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never allow monkeys to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not consume onions at dawn.