Lamsattof Dagkamtad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering camel.

Lamsattof Dagkamtad created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Lamsattof Dagkamtad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lamsattof Dagkamtad, it will be mildly annoyed.

Lamsattof Dagkamtad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Lamsattof Dagkamtad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Lamsattof Dagkamtad loves whales, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near monkeys while wearing magenta rings and balancing eight lead spheres on your feet.

Ortbogbonk Flam Cuttigbum is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unthinking jackal.

Ortbogbonk Flam Cuttigbum created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortbogbonk Flam Cuttigbum, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ortbogbonk Flam Cuttigbum, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ortbogbonk Flam Cuttigbum's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Ortbogbonk Flam Cuttigbum's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ortbogbonk Flam Cuttigbum.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always take life seriously.

Bogjipdamcip is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, fast raven.

Bogjipdamcip created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Bogjipdamcip, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogjipdamcip, he will turn you into a puffin.

Bogjipdamcip's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bogjipdamcip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your head before prayer.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never gather seven voles near walls.

4. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

5. Never chant while facing east.

Wegcapnab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humorless lion.

Wegcapnab created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegcapnab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wegcapnab, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wegcapnab's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Wegcapnab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Wegcapnab on top of all buildings.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Retreat if nine hamsters approach from the north.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

Liblidgar is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured dolphin.

Liblidgar created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Liblidgar, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Liblidgar, she will cry a lot.

Liblidgar's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Liblidgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Never adorn your face with green markings.

4. Do not record names concerning moons.

5. Always obey Liblidgar's priests.

Gofgonvol is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain seal.

Gofgonvol created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofgonvol, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gofgonvol, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gofgonvol's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gofgonvol's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

2. Never mark doors with black.

3. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Gofgonvol in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never feed beans to manatees while wearing magenta scarves.

Stanmigquam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate chicken.

Stanmigquam created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stanmigquam, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Stanmigquam, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Stanmigquam's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Stanmigquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to gulls while wearing magenta shoes.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Stanmigquam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

5. Never speak at dawn.

Futkonladgat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful coyote.

Futkonladgat created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Futkonladgat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Futkonladgat, he will not invite you to parties.

Futkonladgat's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Futkonladgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never travel toward the west during spring.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.