Farngamfig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental mole.

Farngamfig created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farngamfig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Farngamfig, it will have a low opinion of you.

Farngamfig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Farngamfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Heed all dreams.

4. Farngamfig loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

5. Do not dye your hair red.

Bogpakhab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive donkey.

Bogpakhab created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogpakhab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bogpakhab, she will be mildly annoyed.

Bogpakhab's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bogpakhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.

3. Put Bogpakhab first in all things.

4. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

5. Remain standing during prayer.

Cepfotgon is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unjust penguin.

Cepfotgon created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepfotgon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cepfotgon, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cepfotgon's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cepfotgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

2. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

4. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

5. You must pray to Cepfotgon eight times a day.

Vengofnul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered squirrel.

Vengofnul created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vengofnul, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vengofnul, she will try to impress you with trees.

Vengofnul's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Vengofnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch oil while unclean.

2. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

3. Put Vengofnul first in all things.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Never eat green fruit.

Tomnartrulgem is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous hare.

Tomnartrulgem created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tomnartrulgem, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tomnartrulgem, it will be very sad.

Tomnartrulgem's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Tomnartrulgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near rats while wearing orange tights.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Never chant near hamsters.

4. Erect five zinc sculptures of Tomnartrulgem on top of important buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tomnartrulgem.

Bapfithin Cemartyiksakgat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, effective horse.

Bapfithin Cemartyiksakgat created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapfithin Cemartyiksakgat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bapfithin Cemartyiksakgat, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bapfithin Cemartyiksakgat's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bapfithin Cemartyiksakgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

3. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

4. Do not place onions upon stone.

5. Heed all signs.

Wannabyart is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered gerbil.

Wannabyart created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wannabyart, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wannabyart, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wannabyart's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Wannabyart's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never wear white hats.

3. Wannabyart loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

Tapcepsakzedgigpop is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, two-faced beaver.

Tapcepsakzedgigpop created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapcepsakzedgigpop, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tapcepsakzedgigpop, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Tapcepsakzedgigpop's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Tapcepsakzedgigpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never stain your neck with blue.

3. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Hide if nine aardvarks approach from the west.