Begvabyok is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, capable
fly.
Begvabyok created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Begvabyok, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Begvabyok, he will curse you with boils.
Begvabyok's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Begvabyok's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Begvabyok on top of all buildings.
3. Never think about special relativity near moths while wearing violet tights and balancing nine carbon spheres on your chest.
4. Never travel toward the east during summer.
5. Never look in ponds.
Gudmumvonk is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, bad-tempered
rat.
Gudmumvonk created snails six million years ago.
If you believe in
Gudmumvonk, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Gudmumvonk, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Gudmumvonk's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Gudmumvonk's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair orange.
2. Never hurt moths.
3. Always act with obedience.
4. Always obey Gudmumvonk's priests.
5. Do not fashion tools from gold.
Stigapport is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic
hyena.
Stigapport created a quark seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Stigapport, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Stigapport, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Stigapport's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Stigapport's Holy Commandments1. Stigapport loves manatees, so they must be respected.
2. Always store aubergines above ground.
3. Do not name children after cats.
4. Do not study enzymes on holy days.
5. Fast once a month.
Narstip is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident
coyote.
Narstip created silver two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Narstip, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Narstip, it will send minions to preach to you.
Narstip's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Narstip's Holy Commandments1. Do not travel during winter.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Never feed rice to shrews while wearing mauve tights.
4. Do not keep five gulls in a large pit.
5. Shun those given to vanity.
Gamvenweg Padkapnab is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, almighty
dog.
Gamvenweg Padkapnab created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gamvenweg Padkapnab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Gamvenweg Padkapnab, it will turn you into a hamster.
Gamvenweg Padkapnab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Gamvenweg Padkapnab's Holy Commandments1. Never feed tomatoes to nematodes while wearing coats.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.
5. Hide if eight porpoises approach from the south.
Dutpogpop is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying
yak.
Dutpogpop created oxygen seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Dutpogpop, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Dutpogpop, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Dutpogpop's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Dutpogpop's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear silicon on your body.
2. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.
3. Never write about solid mechanics.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Never gather eight birds in one place.
Jigtanlim is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, intelligent
frog.
Jigtanlim created a photon seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Jigtanlim, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Jigtanlim, it will destroy your home planet.
Jigtanlim's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Jigtanlim's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never allow doves to sleep beneath your roof.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.
Vedbunsag is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, boastful
warg.
Vedbunsag created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vedbunsag, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Vedbunsag, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Vedbunsag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Vedbunsag's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.
3. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.
4. Never think about solid mechanics near eagles while wearing fawn hats and balancing nine gold spheres on your back.
5. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.
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