Rigflisfod Fudyartced is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective narwhal.

Rigflisfod Fudyartced created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigflisfod Fudyartced, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rigflisfod Fudyartced, she will send minions to preach to you.

Rigflisfod Fudyartced's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Rigflisfod Fudyartced's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown shrews for they are unholy.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Always store spinach above ground.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Fast once a month.

Omtvenlid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, wise guinea pig.

Omtvenlid created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtvenlid, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Omtvenlid, she will not invite you to parties.

Omtvenlid's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Omtvenlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about whales.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about gravity near sharks while wearing red skirts and balancing three nickel spheres on your hands.

4. Do not record secrets concerning stars.

5. Always help goats in need.

Ripbutbad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid aardvark.

Ripbutbad created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripbutbad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ripbutbad, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ripbutbad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Ripbutbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with pride.

2. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

3. Always treat mice with great respect.

4. Never think about quantum field theory.

5. Never chant while facing west.

Cankabflambarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, weak wyrm.

Cankabflambarn created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cankabflambarn, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cankabflambarn, she will try to impress you with trees.

Cankabflambarn's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cankabflambarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place pineapples upon stone.

2. Always help sick shrews.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Never mark doors with cyan.

5. Do not travel during autumn.

Lognak is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic spider.

Lognak created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Lognak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lognak, she will laugh at you.

Lognak's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Lognak's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are not to be trusted.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. You must never eat cherries.

Bimpibben is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, fussy warg.

Bimpibben created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimpibben, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bimpibben, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bimpibben's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bimpibben's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not travel during summer.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help great tits.

Sasbudyarpquillhas is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, duplicitous narwhal.

Sasbudyarpquillhas created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasbudyarpquillhas, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sasbudyarpquillhas, it will manifest in front of you.

Sasbudyarpquillhas' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Sasbudyarpquillhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown kilts.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Always store cherries above ground.

4. Never prepare pineapples during autumn.

5. Do not place tomatoes upon stone.

Bimhitfomvadlagsakjen Citsandken is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured lion.

Bimhitfomvadlagsakjen Citsandken created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimhitfomvadlagsakjen Citsandken, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bimhitfomvadlagsakjen Citsandken, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Bimhitfomvadlagsakjen Citsandken's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bimhitfomvadlagsakjen Citsandken's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always obey Bimhitfomvadlagsakjen Citsandken's priests.

5. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.