Cedhughim is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, resourceful dryad.

Cedhughim created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cedhughim, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cedhughim, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cedhughim's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cedhughim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Remain standing during prayer.

3. Never sit in the presence of hamsters.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Cedhughim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never sing in holy places.

Stragcargub Raktanjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a small, sage wyvern.

Stragcargub Raktanjarn created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Stragcargub Raktanjarn, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stragcargub Raktanjarn, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Stragcargub Raktanjarn's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Stragcargub Raktanjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume oranges at dawn.

2. Never allow voles to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Do not prepare parsnips while filled with joy.

5. Never wear indigo shirts on sacred days.

Pommumlop is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, fast newt.

Pommumlop created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pommumlop, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pommumlop, it will turn you into a tree.

Pommumlop's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Pommumlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not fashion tools from silver.

3. Always look after injured mites.

4. Always count to six before sleeping.

5. Do not travel during autumn.

Rulcenpon is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, intelligent camel.

Rulcenpon created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulcenpon, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Rulcenpon, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rulcenpon's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Rulcenpon's Holy Commandments

1. Rulcenpon must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Run away if three rats approach from the east.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Erect eight lead sculptures of Rulcenpon on top of important buildings.

5. Do not listen to music.

Tigfubbed is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unfair faun.

Tigfubbed created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigfubbed, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tigfubbed, he will curse you with boils.

Tigfubbed's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Tigfubbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three pigs in a large pit.

2. Doves are not to be trusted.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

Monsabsiscub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever hyena.

Monsabsiscub created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monsabsiscub, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Monsabsiscub, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Monsabsiscub's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Monsabsiscub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

3. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.

4. Never mark doors with purple.

5. Erect four iron sculptures of Monsabsiscub on top of important buildings.

Cebflatjen is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, resourceful jellyfish.

Cebflatjen created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebflatjen, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cebflatjen, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cebflatjen's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Cebflatjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never proclaim while facing west.

2. Never wear gray trousers.

3. You must pray to Cebflatjen seven times a day.

4. Retreat if three grasshopers approach from the north.

5. Never think ill of sick doves.

Cipbissbat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, contented crocodile.

Cipbissbat created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Cipbissbat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cipbissbat, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cipbissbat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cipbissbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from gold.

2. Never hurt horses.

3. Never touch blood while blessed.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Never write about planets.