Nigpodhun is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, prudent fish.

Nigpodhun created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigpodhun, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nigpodhun, it will ignore you.

Nigpodhun's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nigpodhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow dogs to witness sacred rites.

2. Never approach forests carrying stone.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nigpodhun.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Never gather five moths in one place.

Ditgeptig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic camel.

Ditgeptig created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditgeptig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ditgeptig, she will turn you into a snail.

Ditgeptig's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ditgeptig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near badgers.

2. Never discuss ribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

5. Do not run at mountains.

Wodnadspag Gumrillcan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving ferret.

Wodnadspag Gumrillcan created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodnadspag Gumrillcan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wodnadspag Gumrillcan, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wodnadspag Gumrillcan's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Wodnadspag Gumrillcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Retreat if eight sheep approach from the east.

3. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

Wigtalven Damtagort is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, generous wasp.

Wigtalven Damtagort created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigtalven Damtagort, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wigtalven Damtagort, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wigtalven Damtagort's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Wigtalven Damtagort's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with envy.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never mix turnips with ash.

Vigtonkvin is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unthoughtful eagle.

Vigtonkvin created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigtonkvin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vigtonkvin, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Vigtonkvin's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Vigtonkvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not take Vigtonkvin's name in vain.

4. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

5. Run away from mauve mice, for they are unholy.

Davbegjan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, slow aardvark.

Davbegjan created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davbegjan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Davbegjan, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Davbegjan's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Davbegjan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry otters.

2. Never approach forests carrying stone.

3. Put Davbegjan first in all things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help moths.

Benyatcunsanfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid giraffe.

Benyatcunsanfarn created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Benyatcunsanfarn, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Benyatcunsanfarn, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Benyatcunsanfarn's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Benyatcunsanfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at dusk.

2. Do not hurt ants.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

Zagrutlun is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate wombat.

Zagrutlun created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagrutlun, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zagrutlun, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zagrutlun's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Zagrutlun's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four tapirs approach from the south.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near tortoises while wearing brown shoes and balancing eight gold spheres on your head.

4. Never pray while filled with anger.

5. Do not drink alcohol.