Mumgoflogfly is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident wombat.

Mumgoflogfly created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumgoflogfly, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mumgoflogfly, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mumgoflogfly's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Mumgoflogfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near rats.

2. Otters are not to be trusted.

3. You must love Mumgoflogfly.

4. Do not take Mumgoflogfly's name in vain.

5. Never remain standing at midday.

Ditquatlat is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, proud toad.

Ditquatlat created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ditquatlat, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ditquatlat, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ditquatlat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Ditquatlat's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never feed carrots to swans while wearing yellow hats.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never speak of order in the presence of children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

Nurlgigtarpfemditbif is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, effective mouse.

Nurlgigtarpfemditbif created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlgigtarpfemditbif, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nurlgigtarpfemditbif, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nurlgigtarpfemditbif's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nurlgigtarpfemditbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan scarves on sacred days.

2. Nurlgigtarpfemditbif must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

4. Feed all hungry badgers.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

Ciptargdapsand Parknurdim is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, annoying centaur.

Ciptargdapsand Parknurdim created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ciptargdapsand Parknurdim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ciptargdapsand Parknurdim, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ciptargdapsand Parknurdim's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Ciptargdapsand Parknurdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Never talk about dark energy near moths while wearing cyan stockings and balancing six gold spheres on your hands.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

Abquamcet is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying seal.

Abquamcet created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abquamcet, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Abquamcet, he will not invite you to parties.

Abquamcet's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Abquamcet's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six ants approach from the east.

2. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Abquamcet loves ducks, so they must be respected.

Stiggemkam is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, tiresome crow.

Stiggemkam created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiggemkam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stiggemkam, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Stiggemkam's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Stiggemkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Pray only in shadows.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Stiggemkam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near monkeys while wearing black rings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

Tablatbag is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent cobra.

Tablatbag created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tablatbag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tablatbag, she will strike you with lightening.

Tablatbag's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tablatbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your head with cyan.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not covet oxen.

Somdidbep is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, dishonest naga.

Somdidbep created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Somdidbep, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Somdidbep, it will be very sad.

Somdidbep's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Somdidbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Run away if eight cats approach from the north.

3. Never fashion tools from wood.

4. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.

5. Never eat bark.