Vogcudkan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, omnipotent goose.

Vogcudkan created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Vogcudkan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vogcudkan, she will laugh at you.

Vogcudkan's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Vogcudkan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four gold sculptures of Vogcudkan on top of important buildings.

2. Never stain your feet with fawn.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Do not prepare nuts while filled with fear.

5. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

Catzenquart is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking skunk.

Catzenquart created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Catzenquart, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Catzenquart, she will try to impress you with trees.

Catzenquart's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Catzenquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to foxes while wearing turquoise corsets.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

Cartunbep Bimcimdid is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, annoying coyote.

Cartunbep Bimcimdid created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cartunbep Bimcimdid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cartunbep Bimcimdid, it will send you a sign.

Cartunbep Bimcimdid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cartunbep Bimcimdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Always look after injured swans.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

Febliblist is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented jackal.

Febliblist created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febliblist, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Febliblist, it will strike you with lightening.

Febliblist's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Febliblist's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven otters approach from the east.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Febliblist.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near squirrels while wearing turquoise tights.

5. Do not prepare cucumbers while filled with envy.

Bepruttnad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome clam.

Bepruttnad created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bepruttnad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bepruttnad, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bepruttnad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bepruttnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow ants to witness sacred rites.

2. Never travel toward the east during spring.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about dark energy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.

Jiphattof is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous deer.

Jiphattof created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jiphattof, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jiphattof, he will have a low opinion of you.

Jiphattof's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Jiphattof's Holy Commandments

1. Always share spinach with strangers, but never with foxes.

2. Never gather nine ducks in one place.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always count to six before sleeping.

Mapsoggar is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciful butterfly.

Mapsoggar created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mapsoggar, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mapsoggar, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mapsoggar's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Mapsoggar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo corsets.

2. Always help hamsters in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not covet oxen.

Tombuswap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, caring rat.

Tombuswap created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tombuswap, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tombuswap, she will cry a lot.

Tombuswap's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tombuswap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Never eat wheat on days of mourning.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Erect four platinum sculptures of Tombuswap on top of important buildings.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.