Stiklapbep is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, kind
crab.
Stiklapbep created Africa two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Stiklapbep, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Stiklapbep, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Stiklapbep's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.
Stiklapbep's Holy Commandments1. Always check lakes for frogs.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Always treat ants with great respect.
Quamnulltun is a god.
She takes the form of a small, ill-tempered
chinchilla.
Quamnulltun created Africa seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quamnulltun, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Quamnulltun, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Quamnulltun's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Quamnulltun's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Do not resist chaos.
5. Never wear pink shorts on sacred days.
Hinnelzim is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, calm
dolphin.
Hinnelzim created silver five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hinnelzim, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Hinnelzim, it will throw large rocks at you.
Hinnelzim's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Hinnelzim's Holy Commandments1. Never gather seven frogs in one place.
2. Shun those given to greed.
3. Remain standing during prayer.
4. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.
5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
Bumzignart is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented
parrot.
Bumzignart created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bumzignart, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Bumzignart, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Bumzignart's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Bumzignart's Holy Commandments1. Never record signs.
2. Never feed grapes to hamsters while wearing skirts.
3. Never skip in the presence of elders.
4. Never talk about ants.
5. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.
Omtstipnart is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, stupid
finch.
Omtstipnart created an up quark five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Omtstipnart, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Omtstipnart, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Omtstipnart's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Omtstipnart's Holy Commandments1. Never feed bananas to manatees while wearing dresses.
2. Omtstipnart loves horses, so they must be honoured.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Do not place beans upon stone.
5. Never cross crossroads at dawn.
Dusstadfeb is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, ill-tempered
tortoise.
Dusstadfeb created matter eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dusstadfeb, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Dusstadfeb, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Dusstadfeb's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Dusstadfeb's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Never write about archaea.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Never mix melons with water.
Lanlapcussgesscunwitlip is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable
toad.
Lanlapcussgesscunwitlip created the Sol system eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Lanlapcussgesscunwitlip, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Lanlapcussgesscunwitlip, it will turn you into a rat.
Lanlapcussgesscunwitlip's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Lanlapcussgesscunwitlip's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat cherries.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Never cross mountains at dawn.
5. Always treat ducks with great respect.
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