Migjamgess is a god.

He takes the form of a small, able squirrel.

Migjamgess created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migjamgess, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Migjamgess, he will torture you forever.

Migjamgess' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Migjamgess' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three frogs approach from the north.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.

Komdidstan is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, omniscient scorpion.

Komdidstan created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komdidstan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Komdidstan, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Komdidstan's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Komdidstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap at forests.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Komdidstan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Hide if eight rats approach from the east.

5. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

Fighabdit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish dingo.

Fighabdit created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Fighabdit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fighabdit, she will be mildly annoyed.

Fighabdit's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fighabdit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Fighabdit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Moths are not to be trusted.

3. Do not record numbers concerning dwarf planets.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about special relativity.

Bopyartcum is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, smart finch.

Bopyartcum created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopyartcum, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bopyartcum, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bopyartcum's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bopyartcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

3. Do not record numbers concerning moons.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Do not place cucumbers upon stone.

Bedkabgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, grumpy hyena.

Bedkabgeb created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedkabgeb, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bedkabgeb, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bedkabgeb's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bedkabgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of horses.

2. Bedkabgeb must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Shun those given to vanity.

4. You must pray to Bedkabgeb five times a day.

5. Always help ducks.

Fagbellzod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm pigeon.

Fagbellzod created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fagbellzod, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fagbellzod, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fagbellzod's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Fagbellzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fagbellzod.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Always cleanse oil with water.

5. Never gather nine horses in one place.

Cebweegab is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, sapient pigeon.

Cebweegab created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebweegab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cebweegab, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cebweegab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cebweegab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention badgers.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never gather seven birds in one place.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Never stain your face with blue.

Rilflaglarn is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, impressive gnu.

Rilflaglarn created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilflaglarn, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rilflaglarn, he will destroy your home planet.

Rilflaglarn's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Rilflaglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never talk about turtles.

4. Do not consume melons at dawn.

5. Do not sprint at mountains.