Hudlimnat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, generous raccoon.

Hudlimnat created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudlimnat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hudlimnat, he will not invite you to parties.

Hudlimnat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Hudlimnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat coconuts on days of mourning.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

Ragkanapp is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless shark.

Ragkanapp created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragkanapp, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ragkanapp, she will turn you into a slug.

Ragkanapp's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Ragkanapp's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not place spinach upon stone.

3. You must pray to Ragkanapp seven times a day.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Always share peas with strangers, but never with grasshopers.

Gepmabxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, vain elephant.

Gepmabxuck created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepmabxuck, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gepmabxuck, she will not invite you to parties.

Gepmabxuck's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gepmabxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never wear gray rings on sacred days.

5. Never remain bowed at dusk.

Ligjapfaring is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, compassionate dingo.

Ligjapfaring created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Ligjapfaring, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ligjapfaring, it will not invite you to parties.

Ligjapfaring's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Ligjapfaring's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

4. Do not study cell theory on holy days.

5. Never eat rice.

Lidbastlik is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest toad.

Lidbastlik created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidbastlik, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lidbastlik, she will come to you in dreams.

Lidbastlik's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Lidbastlik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Lidbastlik in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never remain standing at midday.

4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

5. Run away if five swans approach from the east.

Rigtitster is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, two-faced wyrm.

Rigtitster created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Rigtitster, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rigtitster, she will turn you into a slug.

Rigtitster's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Rigtitster's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never wear turquoise skirts on sacred days.

5. Never pour water over plants.

Gidwantafyimbestbantapflam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable centaur.

Gidwantafyimbestbantapflam created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidwantafyimbestbantapflam, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidwantafyimbestbantapflam, she will try to impress you with trees.

Gidwantafyimbestbantapflam's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Gidwantafyimbestbantapflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help sick goats.

4. Never remain prostrate at midday.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.

Gubsandtit is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless whale.

Gubsandtit created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubsandtit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gubsandtit, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gubsandtit's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gubsandtit's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight turtles near bridges.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never mark doors with mauve.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Never feed rice to sharks while wearing blue shorts.