Fliggovtipfoss is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy
ant.
Fliggovtipfoss created dark energy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fliggovtipfoss, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Fliggovtipfoss, it will turn you into a puffin.
Fliggovtipfoss' most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Fliggovtipfoss' Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Do not step barefoot upon red earth.
4. Never bounce in holy places.
5. Never pray while filled with fear.
Himlibteen is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, charitable
chicken.
Himlibteen created the world five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Himlibteen, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Himlibteen, he will turn you into a goat.
Himlibteen's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Himlibteen's Holy Commandments1. Do not skip at mountains.
2. Never hurt badgers.
3. Never think about quantum field theory near tapirs while wearing purple stockings and balancing seven tin spheres on your head.
4. Never think ill of sick gulls.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
Rat is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, intelligent
unicorn.
Rat created an electron nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rat, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Rat, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Rat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Rat's Holy Commandments1. Never speak the names of stars aloud.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Never leap in holy places.
4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Rat in the centre of the settlement.
5. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.
Pigcedceb is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, moody
gorilla.
Pigcedceb created humankind four years ago.
If you believe in
Pigcedceb, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Pigcedceb, it will turn you into a slug.
Pigcedceb's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Pigcedceb's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.
2. Always check lakes for frogs.
3. Always remove coats before touching tin.
4. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with pride.
5. Never talk about ultrasonics near ducks while wearing magenta scarves.
Ortdon Kindibcud is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, prudent
cobra.
Ortdon Kindibcud created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ortdon Kindibcud, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Ortdon Kindibcud, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Ortdon Kindibcud's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Ortdon Kindibcud's Holy Commandments1. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.
2. Never speak at dusk.
3. Never proclaim while facing west.
4. Do not sing at forests.
5. Do not gather at towers at midnight.
Fomyoghab is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty
human.
Fomyoghab created vertebrates four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fomyoghab, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Fomyoghab, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Fomyoghab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Fomyoghab's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.
4. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.
5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
Gesslarnbit is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful
narwhal.
Gesslarnbit created humankind six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gesslarnbit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Gesslarnbit, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Gesslarnbit's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Gesslarnbit's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about wheat.
2. Never hop near whales.
3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Do not shave your neck.
5. Always help pigs.
Yamrigwaprutrotminrap is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, contented
zebra.
Yamrigwaprutrotminrap created Mount Everest six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yamrigwaprutrotminrap, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Yamrigwaprutrotminrap, he will turn you into a dog.
Yamrigwaprutrotminrap's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Yamrigwaprutrotminrap's Holy Commandments1. Never remain bowed at midday.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yamrigwaprutrotminrap.
3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Always wear mauve.
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