Dudfobsab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless coyote.

Dudfobsab created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudfobsab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dudfobsab, it will not care.

Dudfobsab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dudfobsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Never pray while filled with anger.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

Capweehak is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, temperamental squid.

Capweehak created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capweehak, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Capweehak, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Capweehak's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Capweehak's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always obey Capweehak's priests.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

Veggedtim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, weak guinea pig.

Veggedtim created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Veggedtim, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Veggedtim, she will turn you into a sheep.

Veggedtim's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Veggedtim's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove rings before entering holy places.

2. Do not prepare grapes while wearing skirts.

3. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Veggedtim on top of important buildings.

4. Run away from indigo turtles, for they are unholy.

5. Always wear blue.

Zimwee Godkinbed is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive wombat.

Zimwee Godkinbed created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimwee Godkinbed, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zimwee Godkinbed, it will turn you into a goat.

Zimwee Godkinbed's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Zimwee Godkinbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.

2. Do not take Zimwee Godkinbed's name in vain.

3. Do not wear boots marked with green.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not consume figs at dawn.

Bopmildab is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, emotional mink.

Bopmildab created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopmildab, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bopmildab, he will turn you into a mole.

Bopmildab's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bopmildab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not skip at rivers.

3. Do not record numbers concerning stars.

4. Never feed bread to nematodes while wearing skirts.

5. Never think about spacetime near snakes while wearing red hats and balancing five nickel spheres on your head.

Honpaslidbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, intelligent unicorn.

Honpaslidbonk created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honpaslidbonk, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Honpaslidbonk, it will destroy your home solar system.

Honpaslidbonk's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Honpaslidbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not prepare oranges while filled with joy.

Hitstaflibhub is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, impressive mink.

Hitstaflibhub created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitstaflibhub, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hitstaflibhub, she will turn you into a rat.

Hitstaflibhub's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Hitstaflibhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your feet before prayer.

2. Never allow swans to witness sacred rites.

3. Never talk about optics near seals while wearing turquoise kilts and balancing six gold spheres on your back.

4. Do not kill rats.

5. Always wear fawn.

Arnbunxinkemnabtipcud is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unselfish goose.

Arnbunxinkemnabtipcud created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnbunxinkemnabtipcud, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Arnbunxinkemnabtipcud, he will destroy your favourite star.

Arnbunxinkemnabtipcud's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Arnbunxinkemnabtipcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle tin while unclean.

2. Always treat seals with great respect.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.