Dinladcib Dinvadgepcimwanlog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident crocodile.

Dinladcib Dinvadgepcimwanlog created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinladcib Dinvadgepcimwanlog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dinladcib Dinvadgepcimwanlog, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dinladcib Dinvadgepcimwanlog's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dinladcib Dinvadgepcimwanlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at midnight.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Dinladcib Dinvadgepcimwanlog in the centre of the settlement.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not place onions upon stone.

Tombapged Flowatmet Cedpogwigmis is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, duplicitous frog.

Tombapged Flowatmet Cedpogwigmis created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tombapged Flowatmet Cedpogwigmis, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tombapged Flowatmet Cedpogwigmis, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tombapged Flowatmet Cedpogwigmis' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tombapged Flowatmet Cedpogwigmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Do not prepare lemons while wearing ear rings.

5. Never jump in the presence of elders.

Tofjadbod Mildadlig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, cheerful snake.

Tofjadbod Mildadlig created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tofjadbod Mildadlig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tofjadbod Mildadlig, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tofjadbod Mildadlig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Tofjadbod Mildadlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not place gooseberries upon stone.

3. Always wash your legs before prayer.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.

Tonkquatboss is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing crow.

Tonkquatboss created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonkquatboss, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tonkquatboss, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Tonkquatboss' most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Tonkquatboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Never feed lentils to gulls while wearing fawn rings.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Never eat strawberries on fasting days.

Highivcep Cetflagbuslip Sidriplogvanfen is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, selfish jackal.

Highivcep Cetflagbuslip Sidriplogvanfen created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Highivcep Cetflagbuslip Sidriplogvanfen, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Highivcep Cetflagbuslip Sidriplogvanfen, she will not care at all.

Highivcep Cetflagbuslip Sidriplogvanfen's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Highivcep Cetflagbuslip Sidriplogvanfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching platinum.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Always count to nine before sleeping.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always remove rings before entering holy places.

Gamfigstip is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient tortoise.

Gamfigstip created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gamfigstip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gamfigstip, it will torture you forever.

Gamfigstip's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gamfigstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Gamfigstip must be the most important thing in your life.

Tailrakvol is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, flying swan.

Tailrakvol created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailrakvol, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tailrakvol, he will send minions to preach to you.

Tailrakvol's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tailrakvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not take Tailrakvol's name in vain.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Always count to six before sleeping.

5. Never touch water while blessed.

Caphotdot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy mongoose.

Caphotdot created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Caphotdot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Caphotdot, she will turn you into a slug.

Caphotdot's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Caphotdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never speak at midday.

5. You must love Caphotdot.