Flykinpig is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate
parrot.
Flykinpig created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Flykinpig, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Flykinpig, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Flykinpig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Flykinpig's Holy Commandments1. Never write about nebulae.
2. Never stain your back with green.
3. Always count to seven before sleeping.
4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Flykinpig in the centre of the settlement.
5. Run away from blue ducks, for they are unholy.
Leggandabsat is a god.
He takes the form of a small, dishonourable
eagle.
Leggandabsat created dark energy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Leggandabsat, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Leggandabsat, he will curse you with boils.
Leggandabsat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Leggandabsat's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Do not sing in public.
3. Never talk about black holes.
4. Heed all signs.
5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
Yaksterfob is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, staggering
octopus.
Yaksterfob created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yaksterfob, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Yaksterfob, he will remove you from existence.
Yaksterfob's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Yaksterfob's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Never allow frogs to sleep beneath your roof.
3. Always wash your legs before prayer.
4. Always help doves.
5. Always wear plain kilts during rituals.
Spaghapvengepfon is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, weak
snake.
Spaghapvengepfon created the world four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Spaghapvengepfon, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Spaghapvengepfon, she will remove you from existence.
Spaghapvengepfon's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Spaghapvengepfon's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Never talk about great tits.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
4. Heed all portents.
5. Do not resist balance.
Dubflanwat is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust
fox.
Dubflanwat created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dubflanwat, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dubflanwat, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Dubflanwat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Dubflanwat's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of melons to horses while wearing cyan tights.
2. Never look at nebulae.
3. Never allow gulls to witness sacred rites.
4. Always wear pink.
5. Never handle platinum while unclean.
Quarthadbass is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate
crab.
Quarthadbass created an up quark three million years ago.
If you believe in
Quarthadbass, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Quarthadbass, she will not care.
Quarthadbass' most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Quarthadbass' Holy Commandments1. Never wear pink kilts.
2. Never run in winter.
3. Worship no other gods but Quarthadbass.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Do not make images of living things.
Lamrippad is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, able
lobster.
Lamrippad created a quark five million years ago.
If you believe in
Lamrippad, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Lamrippad, he will make you grow a tail.
Lamrippad's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Lamrippad's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick mice.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Always help manatees.
5. Never discuss chromosomes in public assemblies.
Batzanfarnmegxuc is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, happy
grasshopper.
Batzanfarnmegxuc created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Batzanfarnmegxuc, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Batzanfarnmegxuc, he will refuse to believe in you.
Batzanfarnmegxuc's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Batzanfarnmegxuc's Holy Commandments1. Never wear red jumpers.
2. Batzanfarnmegxuc loves seals, so they must be respected.
3. Never allow snakes to sleep beneath your roof.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never talk about electromagnetism near horses while wearing white coats and balancing six titanium spheres on your arms.
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