Cussbenhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, tranquil guinea pig.

Cussbenhiv created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cussbenhiv, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cussbenhiv, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cussbenhiv's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cussbenhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never touch blood while blessed.

5. Never look at planets.

Vencamrak is a god.

She takes the form of a small, charitable fox.

Vencamrak created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Vencamrak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vencamrak, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vencamrak's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Vencamrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snails.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never paint your face pink.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.

Zanbeglarpgiljopfotgighot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish deer.

Zanbeglarpgiljopfotgighot created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanbeglarpgiljopfotgighot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zanbeglarpgiljopfotgighot, she will turn you into a snail.

Zanbeglarpgiljopfotgighot's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Zanbeglarpgiljopfotgighot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zanbeglarpgiljopfotgighot.

5. You must love Zanbeglarpgiljopfotgighot.

Nellrilnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy gerbil.

Nellrilnurl created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellrilnurl, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nellrilnurl, she will strike you with lightening.

Nellrilnurl's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nellrilnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt birds.

2. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near snakes while wearing violet tights and balancing three zinc spheres on your face.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Nellrilnurl loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

Somnatmab Tadfligvin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless rat.

Somnatmab Tadfligvin created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Somnatmab Tadfligvin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Somnatmab Tadfligvin, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Somnatmab Tadfligvin's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Somnatmab Tadfligvin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Somnatmab Tadfligvin.

Ranbimbit is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, dishonourable butterfly.

Ranbimbit created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranbimbit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ranbimbit, she will turn you into a rock.

Ranbimbit's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ranbimbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of mites.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Hide if three horses approach from the east.

4. Never allow bats to witness sacred rites.

5. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

Bissragkom is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, omniscient pig.

Bissragkom created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissragkom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bissragkom, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bissragkom's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bissragkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near turtles while wearing pink skirts.

2. Hide from white bats for they are unholy.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never allow frogs to witness sacred rites.

Cunbagdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, annoying gnu.

Cunbagdoss created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunbagdoss, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cunbagdoss, she will boil you in a big pot.

Cunbagdoss' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cunbagdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt shrews.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.