Banjigyarp is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, selfish
gerbil.
Banjigyarp created dark energy two million years ago.
If you believe in
Banjigyarp, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Banjigyarp, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Banjigyarp's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Banjigyarp's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Feed all hungry dolphins.
3. Always help great tits in need.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Hide if six geese approach from the north.
Rawbossing is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, egotistical
newt.
Rawbossing created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rawbossing, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Rawbossing, she will send minions to preach to you.
Rawbossing's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Rawbossing's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.
2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Rawbossing in the centre of the settlement.
3. Run away if six voles approach from the south.
4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Rawbossing on top of all buildings.
5. Fast once a month.
Hotkarlophat is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, blissful
snake.
Hotkarlophat created the Sol system five million years ago.
If you believe in
Hotkarlophat, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Hotkarlophat, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Hotkarlophat's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Hotkarlophat's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Do not leap in public.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Never feed aubergines to birds while wearing shirts.
5. Never eat corn.
Zedneldan is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, unjust
fox.
Zedneldan created life twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Zedneldan, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Zedneldan, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Zedneldan's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Zedneldan's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair violet.
2. Never think about chromosomes.
3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. You must love Zedneldan.
Rullmutpak is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, quiet
goat.
Rullmutpak created the solar system two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rullmutpak, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Rullmutpak, it will think nothing of it.
Rullmutpak's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Rullmutpak's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear indigo clothing.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Rullmutpak.
4. Never think about thermodynamics.
5. Always help sick nematodes.
Kennegren is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, conceited
newt.
Kennegren created a top quark three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kennegren, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Kennegren, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Kennegren's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Kennegren's Holy Commandments1. Never feed beans to horses while wearing fawn jumpers.
2. Never think about electromagnetism near capybaras while wearing blue kilts and balancing four lead spheres on your arms.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Always stare at clouds.
Pitcembog is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil
lion.
Pitcembog created energy five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pitcembog, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Pitcembog, it will strike you with lightening.
Pitcembog's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Pitcembog's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry bats.
2. Never feed lots of cucumbers to geese while wearing magenta tights.
3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.
4. Worship no other gods but Pitcembog.
5. Do not listen to music.
This instance of God Generator has made 133272 gods since 4/2/2018.
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