Bagquartgess is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, temperamental
mole.
Bagquartgess created dark energy eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bagquartgess, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Bagquartgess, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Bagquartgess' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Bagquartgess' Holy Commandments1. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.
2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.
3. Never sing in summer.
4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.
5. Erect eight lead sculptures of Bagquartgess on top of important buildings.
Tarpkenbaf is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, awesome
pig.
Tarpkenbaf created snails two years ago.
If you believe in
Tarpkenbaf, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Tarpkenbaf, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Tarpkenbaf's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Tarpkenbaf's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never think about optics.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
Fomdudkim is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, generous
jellyfish.
Fomdudkim created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fomdudkim, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Fomdudkim, it will not invite you to parties.
Fomdudkim's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Fomdudkim's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill tapirs.
2. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Run away if nine squirrels approach from the north.
Honquimxuck Bestsugjarn is a god.
It takes the form of a large, intelligent
ant.
Honquimxuck Bestsugjarn created a down quark two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Honquimxuck Bestsugjarn, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Honquimxuck Bestsugjarn, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Honquimxuck Bestsugjarn's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Honquimxuck Bestsugjarn's Holy Commandments1. Never speak at dawn.
2. Never curse while facing south.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Do not hurt grasshopers.
Dunjopban is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, thoughtless
narwhal.
Dunjopban created a quark six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dunjopban, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Dunjopban, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Dunjopban's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Dunjopban's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Never think ill of sick badgers.
3. Dunjopban must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.
5. Never wear pink tights on sacred days.
Vabnibtarg is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, unfair
troll.
Vabnibtarg created the Sun four million years ago.
If you believe in
Vabnibtarg, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Vabnibtarg, it will turn you into a duck.
Vabnibtarg's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Vabnibtarg's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak sacred words in spring.
2. Never write about dwarf planets.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Pray towards the north.
Kentargarnkammin is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, competent
camel.
Kentargarnkammin created gold eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kentargarnkammin, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Kentargarnkammin, it will curse you with boils.
Kentargarnkammin's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Kentargarnkammin's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Always count to six before sleeping.
3. Never allow hamsters to witness sacred rites.
4. Never bounce near voles.
5. Never stain your hands with white.
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