Tailcabhiv is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, weak
wyrm.
Tailcabhiv created the solar system eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Tailcabhiv, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Tailcabhiv, it will laugh at you.
Tailcabhiv's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Tailcabhiv's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Always act with purity when addressing elders.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tailcabhiv.
5. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.
Pogrenfub is a god.
He takes the form of a small, deceitful
bear.
Pogrenfub created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pogrenfub, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Pogrenfub, he will turn you into a puffin.
Pogrenfub's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Pogrenfub's Holy Commandments1. Never gather five great tits in one place.
2. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.
5. Do not drink alcohol.
Hoglimhit is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able
wolf.
Hoglimhit created Asia seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Hoglimhit, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Hoglimhit, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Hoglimhit's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Hoglimhit's Holy Commandments1. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.
2. Never point your neck toward the west during prayer.
3. Always wear plain kilts during rituals.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Never eat wheat.
Larpbonrigvag is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent
pigeon.
Larpbonrigvag created the world eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Larpbonrigvag, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Larpbonrigvag, she will remove you from existence.
Larpbonrigvag's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Larpbonrigvag's Holy Commandments1. Do not bounce at rivers.
2. Do not gather at towers at midnight.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.
Bodnaklam is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, dishonourable
walrus.
Bodnaklam created the world six million years ago.
If you believe in
Bodnaklam, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Bodnaklam, she will turn you into a blue tit.
Bodnaklam's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Bodnaklam's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak sacred words in summer.
2. Always remove trousers before touching carbon.
3. Hide if five hamsters approach from the east.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Bodnaklam.
5. Always wear plain tights during rituals.
Likflam is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair
dugong.
Likflam created water eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Likflam, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Likflam, she will turn you into a mouse.
Likflam's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Likflam's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about quantum gravity near sharks while wearing pink tights and balancing eight lead spheres on your legs.
2. Never travel toward the east during autumn.
3. Never gather six capybaras in one place.
4. Do not prepare beans while wearing rings.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
Nathongep is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, smart
grasshopper.
Nathongep created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Nathongep, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Nathongep, she will send you a strongly worded letter.
Nathongep's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Nathongep's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear lead on your body.
2. Always store turnips above ground.
3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near badgers while wearing magenta trousers.
4. Nathongep loves mites, so they must be honoured.
5. Never pour water over plants.
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