Japhontabing is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless shrew.

Japhontabing created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Japhontabing, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Japhontabing, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Japhontabing's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Japhontabing's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Do not study enzymes on holy days.

3. Never record signs.

4. Never allow tapirs to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never stain your face with fawn.
Jipdusskin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, wise toad.

Jipdusskin created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipdusskin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jipdusskin, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Jipdusskin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Jipdusskin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ducks with great respect.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near sheep while wearing white kilts and balancing seven silicon spheres on your legs.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Jipdusskin.
Padabbep is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable armadillo.

Padabbep created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Padabbep, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Padabbep, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Padabbep's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Padabbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near foxes while wearing blue dresses and balancing seven tin spheres on your head.

3. Never chant while facing north.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.
Larpfossren is a god.

It takes the form of a large, egotistical camel.

Larpfossren created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpfossren, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Larpfossren, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Larpfossren's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Larpfossren's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Never adorn your head with black markings.

3. Never eat lemons on days of mourning.

4. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

5. Do not speak sacred words in summer.
Bopdidflam Higgedlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, vain yak.

Bopdidflam Higgedlarg created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bopdidflam Higgedlarg, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bopdidflam Higgedlarg, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bopdidflam Higgedlarg's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bopdidflam Higgedlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Bopdidflam Higgedlarg must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always store corn above ground.

5. Always wash your hands before prayer.
Cedbapart is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, charitable goose.

Cedbapart created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Cedbapart, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cedbapart, she will turn you into a hamster.

Cedbapart's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cedbapart's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always wash your hands before prayer.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Cedbapart in the centre of the settlement.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Always take life seriously.
Dusswigjig is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, temperamental ferret.

Dusswigjig created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dusswigjig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dusswigjig, he will turn you into a mouse.

Dusswigjig's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dusswigjig's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Retreat if seven otters approach from the east.

3. Never allow goats to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Always count to eight before sleeping.

5. Never eat peanuts on holy days.
Didraklat is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring goblin.

Didraklat created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Didraklat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Didraklat, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Didraklat's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Didraklat's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Never sing in the presence of elders.

4. Put Didraklat first in all things.

5. You must never eat apples.

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