Rawriltetti is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish eagle.

Rawriltetti created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawriltetti, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rawriltetti, she will turn you into a sheep.

Rawriltetti's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Rawriltetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black shoes on sacred days.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

Sissabget is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, loving wren.

Sissabget created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sissabget, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sissabget, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sissabget's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Sissabget's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sissabget.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Never approach mountains carrying bone.

Wipsadman Bandubflag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, loving chinchilla.

Wipsadman Bandubflag created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipsadman Bandubflag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wipsadman Bandubflag, it will turn you into a plant.

Wipsadman Bandubflag's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Wipsadman Bandubflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Never think ill of sick ants.

3. Always help sick gulls.

4. Never adorn your arms with turquoise markings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

Bonkpaggidmip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain weasel.

Bonkpaggidmip created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkpaggidmip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bonkpaggidmip, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bonkpaggidmip's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bonkpaggidmip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Bonkpaggidmip on top of all buildings.

2. Always look after injured ants.

3. Do not take Bonkpaggidmip's name in vain.

4. Do not gather at walls at dusk.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

Kongutflat is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced camel.

Kongutflat created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kongutflat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kongutflat, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kongutflat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Kongutflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never paint your neck red.

3. Always count to nine before sleeping.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Never play with disobedient children.

Farnnarbif is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, generous scorpion.

Farnnarbif created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnnarbif, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Farnnarbif, she will turn you into a snail.

Farnnarbif's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Farnnarbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist balance.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never approach crossroads carrying bone.

4. Shun those given to sloth.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

Stikquimpan is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, resourceful owl.

Stikquimpan created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikquimpan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stikquimpan, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Stikquimpan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Stikquimpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after porpoises.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near mice while wearing gray boots.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

Fagingbug is a god.

She takes the form of a large, loving ant.

Fagingbug created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagingbug, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fagingbug, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fagingbug's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fagingbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear stockings marked with purple.

2. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Never feed melons to great tits while wearing violet kilts.

5. Do not travel during spring.