Stansinteencat is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, kind
zebra.
Stansinteencat created a photon five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stansinteencat, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Stansinteencat, she will remove you from existence.
Stansinteencat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Stansinteencat's Holy Commandments1. Do not step barefoot upon green earth.
2. Erect nine iron sculptures of Stansinteencat on top of important buildings.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Always cleanse ash with water.
5. Never eat aubergines on holy days.
Sisyimtagnillgepsabapp is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, benevolent
weasel.
Sisyimtagnillgepsabapp created gold six million years ago.
If you believe in
Sisyimtagnillgepsabapp, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Sisyimtagnillgepsabapp, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Sisyimtagnillgepsabapp's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Sisyimtagnillgepsabapp's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Worship no other gods but Sisyimtagnillgepsabapp.
3. Never chant while facing east.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Never think about quantum mechanics near sharks while wearing fawn trousers and balancing nine zinc spheres on your feet.
Taghimbopkon is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless
shark.
Taghimbopkon created the cosmos three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Taghimbopkon, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Taghimbopkon, it will say rude things about you at parties.
Taghimbopkon's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Taghimbopkon's Holy Commandments1. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.
2. Never stain your hands with mauve.
3. You must pray to Taghimbopkon six times a day.
4. Never eat rice.
5. Never bounce near tortoises.
Latcimtalpangsin is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring
dryad.
Latcimtalpangsin created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.
If you believe in
Latcimtalpangsin, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Latcimtalpangsin, she will send two she bears to sort you out.
Latcimtalpangsin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Latcimtalpangsin's Holy Commandments1. Never remain bowed at dawn.
2. Never gather four sharks in one place.
3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Always help sick grasshopers.
Tifkadwat is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented
deer.
Tifkadwat created Europe two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tifkadwat, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Tifkadwat, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Tifkadwat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Tifkadwat's Holy Commandments1. Never write about electromagnetism.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Do not eat pineapples.
4. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.
5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
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