Negnullbug is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate
warg.
Negnullbug created gold two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Negnullbug, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Negnullbug, she will refuse to believe in you.
Negnullbug's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Negnullbug's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about photosynthesis.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never record numbers.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Do not prepare nuts while filled with anger.
Taildabveg is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy
crane.
Taildabveg created an electron four years ago.
If you believe in
Taildabveg, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Taildabveg, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Taildabveg's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Taildabveg's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Always share lentils with strangers, but never with geese.
5. Never go into yellow rooms.
Kombenyatt is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring
monkey.
Kombenyatt created Asia two years ago.
If you believe in
Kombenyatt, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Kombenyatt, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Kombenyatt's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Kombenyatt's Holy Commandments1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Retreat if six dogs approach from the north.
3. Always help moths in need.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Kombenyatt.
5. Do not prepare beans while filled with joy.
Quimjatlib is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, overgenerous
wasp.
Quimjatlib created time and space six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Quimjatlib, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Quimjatlib, she will be mildly annoyed.
Quimjatlib's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Quimjatlib's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.
4. Do not hurt mites.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
Garhotrig is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, staggering
crane.
Garhotrig created the planet Mars four years ago.
If you believe in
Garhotrig, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Garhotrig, it will not invite you to parties.
Garhotrig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Garhotrig's Holy Commandments1. Never approach rivers carrying bone.
2. Put Garhotrig first in all things.
3. Never mention ducks.
4. Never think about spacetime.
5. Always stare at clouds.
Pidgetpog is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish
parrot.
Pidgetpog created viruses eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pidgetpog, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Pidgetpog, it will turn you into a frog.
Pidgetpog's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Pidgetpog's Holy Commandments1. Put Pidgetpog first in all things.
2. Never prepare beans during autumn.
3. Always act with patience.
4. Never record signs.
5. Never feed strawberries to pigs while wearing violet kilts.
Tabriprak Yimbestfed is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, proud
deer.
Tabriprak Yimbestfed created dark matter eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tabriprak Yimbestfed, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Tabriprak Yimbestfed, he will jump up and down on your head.
Tabriprak Yimbestfed's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Tabriprak Yimbestfed's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about grapes.
2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.
3. Never record secrets.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
This instance of God Generator has made 116984 gods since 4/2/2018.
Source code available on
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