Flagyiktam is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, contented hare.

Flagyiktam created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flagyiktam, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flagyiktam, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flagyiktam's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Flagyiktam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run at crossroads.

2. Always remove trousers before touching gold.

3. Do not travel during winter.

4. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.
Haphivpom is a god.

She takes the form of a large, all-powerful capybara.

Haphivpom created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Haphivpom, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Haphivpom, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Haphivpom's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Haphivpom's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.

5. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.
Lathab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, proud hedgehog.

Lathab created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Lathab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lathab, she will turn you into a goat.

Lathab's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Lathab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Never wear white trousers.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never sprint in autumn.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
Cunlungilbug is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, strong snail.

Cunlungilbug created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunlungilbug, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cunlungilbug, he will turn you into a sheep.

Cunlungilbug's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cunlungilbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

2. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

4. Run away if four mites approach from the south.

5. Never eat tomatoes on days of mourning.
Foncubdid is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, kind camel.

Foncubdid created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Foncubdid, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Foncubdid, he will turn you into a rock.

Foncubdid's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Foncubdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of dogs.

2. Never eat bread.

3. Always count to nine before sleeping.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Run away if eight capybaras approach from the north.
Koprilarn is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unthoughtful badger.

Koprilarn created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Koprilarn, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Koprilarn, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Koprilarn's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Koprilarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with joy.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Koprilarn loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

4. Retreat if five porpoises approach from the east.

5. Pray towards the west.
Fonrullspag is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, dishonest deer.

Fonrullspag created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fonrullspag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fonrullspag, he will torture you forever.

Fonrullspag's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Fonrullspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not take Fonrullspag's name in vain.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near manatees while wearing purple stockings and balancing six lead spheres on your chest.

5. Do not chant at mountains.
Hamgadbess is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, tranquil finch.

Hamgadbess created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Hamgadbess, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hamgadbess, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hamgadbess' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Hamgadbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not wear dresses marked with indigo.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching platinum.

5. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

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