Funparkbass is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart
lion.
Funparkbass created the world eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Funparkbass, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Funparkbass, she will turn you into a blue tit.
Funparkbass' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Funparkbass' Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Feed all hungry mice.
3. Never leap in autumn.
4. Never go into red rooms.
5. Never pray while filled with anger.
Higgonhig is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, annoying
swan.
Higgonhig created dark matter four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Higgonhig, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Higgonhig, he will turn you into a blue tit.
Higgonhig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Higgonhig's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about black holes.
2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
3. Birds are not to be trusted.
4. Run away from magenta grasshopers, for they are unholy.
5. Always wear plain rings during rituals.
Sidbatarm is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, kind
coyote.
Sidbatarm created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sidbatarm, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Sidbatarm, he will be mildly annoyed.
Sidbatarm's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Sidbatarm's Holy Commandments1. Always remove ear rings before touching gold.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.
Vaglegnartab is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, self-confident
gerbil.
Vaglegnartab created dark matter three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vaglegnartab, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Vaglegnartab, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Vaglegnartab's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Vaglegnartab's Holy Commandments1. Heed all visions.
2. Never write about ultrasonics.
3. Never mention dogs.
4. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.
5. Do not covet oxen.
Japdid is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, intelligent
seal.
Japdid created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Japdid, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Japdid, he will turn you into a sheep.
Japdid's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Japdid's Holy Commandments1. Never allow swans to sleep beneath your roof.
2. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.
3. Do not shave your chest.
4. Do not wear carbon on your body.
5. Japdid must be the most important thing in your life.
This instance of God Generator has made 113696 gods since 4/2/2018.
Source code available on
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