Taglenmif is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, merciful grasshopper.

Taglenmif created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Taglenmif, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Taglenmif, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Taglenmif's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Taglenmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare garlic during spring.

2. Do not travel during summer.

3. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

5. Never touch water while unclean.

Pinbimmad Bepkikxingid is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, stupid octopus.

Pinbimmad Bepkikxingid created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pinbimmad Bepkikxingid, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pinbimmad Bepkikxingid, it will turn you into a slug.

Pinbimmad Bepkikxingid's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Pinbimmad Bepkikxingid's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not record names concerning comets.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

4. Never prepare limes during winter.

5. Feed all hungry seals.

Gudpighenbag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident skunk.

Gudpighenbag created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudpighenbag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gudpighenbag, she will turn you into a rock.

Gudpighenbag's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gudpighenbag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gudpighenbag.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Run away from violet manatees, for they are unholy.

5. Do not travel during spring.

Fagbafbop is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, blissful horse.

Fagbafbop created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fagbafbop, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fagbafbop, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fagbafbop's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Fagbafbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Never gather seven voles near towers.

Rancettik is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, impressive jellyfish.

Rancettik created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rancettik, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rancettik, she will ignore you.

Rancettik's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Rancettik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rancettik.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Rancettik loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

5. Always remove coats before entering holy places.

Tenfarciss is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering swan.

Tenfarciss created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Tenfarciss, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tenfarciss, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tenfarciss' most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Tenfarciss' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Tenfarciss in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

5. Hide from white manatees for they are unholy.

Ragnarttag is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, charitable giraffe.

Ragnarttag created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ragnarttag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ragnarttag, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ragnarttag's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Ragnarttag's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your neck with cyan.

2. Feed all hungry whales.

3. Always store strawberries above ground.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

Tamnellgedkenarfgidtonkdap Gep is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic eagle.

Tamnellgedkenarfgidtonkdap Gep created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamnellgedkenarfgidtonkdap Gep, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tamnellgedkenarfgidtonkdap Gep, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tamnellgedkenarfgidtonkdap Gep's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Tamnellgedkenarfgidtonkdap Gep's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always help eagles.

3. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.

4. Do not prepare wheat while filled with joy.

5. Always act with obedience.