Hudpodsugcapgepgep is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful dove.

Hudpodsugcapgepgep created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudpodsugcapgepgep, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hudpodsugcapgepgep, she will turn you into a dog.

Hudpodsugcapgepgep's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Hudpodsugcapgepgep's Holy Commandments

1. Hudpodsugcapgepgep must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

4. Never fashion tools from wood.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

Tonfasnan is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unthoughtful guinea pig.

Tonfasnan created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonfasnan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tonfasnan, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Tonfasnan's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Tonfasnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Feed all hungry capybaras.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not contemplate dark energy during the night.

5. Do not listen to music.

Jancenfut is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, vain rat.

Jancenfut created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jancenfut, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jancenfut, she will turn you into a plant.

Jancenfut's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Jancenfut's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in darkness.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jancenfut.

3. Jancenfut loves voles, so they must be honoured.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Pray towards the west.

Dibjabcab is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident crocodile.

Dibjabcab created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dibjabcab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dibjabcab, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dibjabcab's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dibjabcab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dibjabcab.

4. Never speak at dusk.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.

Titbep is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ill-tempered jackal.

Titbep created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Titbep, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Titbep, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Titbep's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Titbep's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always wash your back before prayer.

3. Never wear magenta boots.

4. Never eat pineapples on fasting days.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

Kikbessyik is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying cobra.

Kikbessyik created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikbessyik, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kikbessyik, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Kikbessyik's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Kikbessyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow eagles to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not keep four voles in a large pit.

3. Never stain your back with brown.

4. Never whisper while facing north.

5. Never write about archaea.

Cusskinappzen is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, generous hedgehog.

Cusskinappzen created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cusskinappzen, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cusskinappzen, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Cusskinappzen's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Cusskinappzen's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

2. Do not prepare peanuts while wearing hats.

3. Run away if nine birds approach from the north.

4. Never mention great tits.

5. Never chant in the presence of elders.

Ponzimfumcad Larpsiszig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, humorless camel.

Ponzimfumcad Larpsiszig created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponzimfumcad Larpsiszig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ponzimfumcad Larpsiszig, it will strike you with lightening.

Ponzimfumcad Larpsiszig's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Ponzimfumcad Larpsiszig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning asteroids.

2. Do not take Ponzimfumcad Larpsiszig's name in vain.

3. Retreat if six monkeys approach from the south.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always act with obedience.