Wiggublop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered dugong.

Wiggublop created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wiggublop, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wiggublop, he will strike you with lightening.

Wiggublop's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Wiggublop's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Wiggublop must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always look after injured frogs.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never leap near tortoises.

Targhinbass is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, merciful chicken.

Targhinbass created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targhinbass, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Targhinbass, she will turn you into a snail.

Targhinbass' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Targhinbass' Holy Commandments

1. Heed all dreams.

2. Do not fashion tools from gold.

3. You must pray to Targhinbass three times a day.

4. Never talk about dark energy near grasshopers while wearing black shirts.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

Nartmetham is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, conceited beaver.

Nartmetham created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nartmetham, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nartmetham, he will cry a lot.

Nartmetham's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Nartmetham's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of corn to tortoises while wearing turquoise tights.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never feed garlic to gulls while wearing trousers.

4. Never travel toward the south during spring.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

Zenappmum is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, all-knowing swallow.

Zenappmum created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zenappmum, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zenappmum, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Zenappmum's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Zenappmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.

5. Never play with disobedient children.

Dumbedquaf Natwatfotgodviltip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dumbedquaf Natwatfotgodviltip created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumbedquaf Natwatfotgodviltip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dumbedquaf Natwatfotgodviltip, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Dumbedquaf Natwatfotgodviltip's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Dumbedquaf Natwatfotgodviltip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about geese.

2. Never pray while filled with fear.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Dumbedquaf Natwatfotgodviltip loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

Zigbidhug is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, loving scorpion.

Zigbidhug created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Zigbidhug, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zigbidhug, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Zigbidhug's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Zigbidhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always maintain patience during holy days.

3. Do not gather at doors at dusk.

4. Retreat if six sharks approach from the east.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.

Yikladban is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm toad.

Yikladban created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikladban, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yikladban, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yikladban's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Yikladban's Holy Commandments

1. Yikladban loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Do not consume limes at dawn.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.

4. Never handle gold while unclean.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

Spagtenkip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, competent bat.

Spagtenkip created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagtenkip, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Spagtenkip, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Spagtenkip's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Spagtenkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not prepare beans while filled with anger.

3. Always help aardvarks in need.

4. Never fashion tools from bone.

5. Never pour water over plants.