Yograppin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unjust hummingbird.

Yograppin created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yograppin, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yograppin, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yograppin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Yograppin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit at crossroads.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never prepare pineapples during summer.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Shun those given to greed.

Kenfarnzimmispit is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unselfish camel.

Kenfarnzimmispit created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenfarnzimmispit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kenfarnzimmispit, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kenfarnzimmispit's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Kenfarnzimmispit's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never prepare melons during spring.

5. Do not listen to music.

Barnpanhim is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest hare.

Barnpanhim created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barnpanhim, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Barnpanhim, it will curse you with boils.

Barnpanhim's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Barnpanhim's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never sing near pigs.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Remain standing during prayer.

Pangtinstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, ruthless cobra.

Pangtinstaf created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangtinstaf, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pangtinstaf, she will think nothing of it.

Pangtinstaf's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Pangtinstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

5. Erect eight iron sculptures of Pangtinstaf on top of important buildings.

Volsagvog is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, tranquil centaur.

Volsagvog created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Volsagvog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Volsagvog, it will refuse to believe in you.

Volsagvog's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Volsagvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Never fashion tools from bone.

5. Do not sprint at forests.

Nurttaningneg is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective yak.

Nurttaningneg created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Nurttaningneg, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nurttaningneg, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nurttaningneg's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Nurttaningneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear kilts marked with yellow.

2. Do not resist fate.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not prepare garlic while wearing trousers.

5. Never wear shirts.

Rillminmin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent dugong.

Rillminmin created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillminmin, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rillminmin, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Rillminmin's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Rillminmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Rillminmin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Run away if seven ducks approach from the west.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Never pray while filled with joy.

Popyokmil is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unselfish lobster.

Popyokmil created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Popyokmil, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Popyokmil, he will have a low opinion of you.

Popyokmil's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Popyokmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in autumn.

2. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

3. Run away from blue dolphins, for they are unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Popyokmil.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.