Nulsidvol is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, competent alligator.

Nulsidvol created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulsidvol, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nulsidvol, it will remove you from existence.

Nulsidvol's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Nulsidvol's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

3. Remain standing during prayer.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.
Butxinpag Saddobquaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sage goose.

Butxinpag Saddobquaf created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butxinpag Saddobquaf, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Butxinpag Saddobquaf, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Butxinpag Saddobquaf's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Butxinpag Saddobquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume rice at dawn.

2. Always help sick moths.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Do not place garlic upon stone.

5. Never pray while filled with anger.
Ontjinapp Bidgovrut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, weak naga.

Ontjinapp Bidgovrut created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontjinapp Bidgovrut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ontjinapp Bidgovrut, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ontjinapp Bidgovrut's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Ontjinapp Bidgovrut's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

5. Do not take Ontjinapp Bidgovrut's name in vain.
Stikjengad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy bee.

Stikjengad created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikjengad, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stikjengad, she will make you grow a tail.

Stikjengad's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Stikjengad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green geese, for they are unholy.

2. Remain standing during prayer.

3. Always share figs with strangers, but never with sharks.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near dogs while wearing pink boots and balancing nine tin spheres on your feet.
Cammigcim is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind ant.

Cammigcim created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cammigcim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cammigcim, it will turn you into a tree.

Cammigcim's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cammigcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always wash your face before prayer.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.
Hamlabquatgep is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, calm goose.

Hamlabquatgep created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hamlabquatgep, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hamlabquatgep, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Hamlabquatgep's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Hamlabquatgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your arms before prayer.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Do not study archaea on holy days.

5. Never laugh in holy places.
Talsascin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, temperamental octopus.

Talsascin created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talsascin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Talsascin, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Talsascin's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Talsascin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not gather at towers at midday.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never fashion tools from bone.
Dussbedget is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest salamander.

Dussbedget created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dussbedget, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dussbedget, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dussbedget's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dussbedget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not keep six manatees in a large pit.

3. Never adorn your arms with fawn markings.

4. Never point your hands toward the north during prayer.

5. You must pray to Dussbedget seven times a day.

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