Lakbenpop is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent
sheep.
Lakbenpop created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Lakbenpop, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Lakbenpop, she will send four elephants to rub you out.
Lakbenpop's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Lakbenpop's Holy Commandments1. Hide from red seals for they are unholy.
2. Always remove boots before entering holy places.
3. Never look at comets.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Do not stand on grass.
Butmisget is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, self-assured
badger.
Butmisget created an atom four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Butmisget, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Butmisget, it will have a low opinion of you.
Butmisget's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Butmisget's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Shun those given to sloth.
3. Do not resist fate.
4. Never talk about solid mechanics near turtles while wearing red skirts and balancing nine iron spheres on your hands.
5. Pray only in moonlight.
Fidkonwik is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, duplicitous
capybara.
Fidkonwik created Africa two years ago.
If you believe in
Fidkonwik, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Fidkonwik, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Fidkonwik's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Fidkonwik's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Do not wear scarves marked with mauve.
3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
4. Learn seven new languages a year.
5. Erect four zinc sculptures of Fidkonwik on top of important buildings.
Kammitlapflamdossrullraggon is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm
beaver.
Kammitlapflamdossrullraggon created the planet Earth four million years ago.
If you believe in
Kammitlapflamdossrullraggon, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Kammitlapflamdossrullraggon, she will cry a lot.
Kammitlapflamdossrullraggon's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Kammitlapflamdossrullraggon's Holy Commandments1. Never travel toward the north during spring.
2. Never chant in the presence of pigs.
3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.
4. Do not prepare onions while filled with envy.
5. Never talk about optics near grasshopers while wearing pink trousers and balancing three titanium spheres on your legs.
Tonfabnat is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced
guinea pig.
Tonfabnat created dark energy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tonfabnat, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Tonfabnat, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Tonfabnat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Tonfabnat's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Never talk about thermodynamics near squirrels while wearing cyan dresses and balancing four lead spheres on your chest.
3. Remain prostrate during prayer.
4. Never talk about snails.
5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Tonfabnat in the centre of the settlement.
Lidcinlogwotbaftab is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, uncaring
mouse.
Lidcinlogwotbaftab created a down quark six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lidcinlogwotbaftab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Lidcinlogwotbaftab, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Lidcinlogwotbaftab's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Lidcinlogwotbaftab's Holy Commandments1. Never mix limes with ash.
2. Never run in the presence of elders.
3. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. You must never eat corn.
Tinbodbass is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong
finch.
Tinbodbass created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tinbodbass, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Tinbodbass, she will turn you into a sheep.
Tinbodbass' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Tinbodbass' Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near foxes while wearing green rings.
2. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.
3. Do not dye your hair black.
4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.
5. Do not take Tinbodbass' name in vain.
This instance of God Generator has made 116880 gods since 4/2/2018.
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