Cimmiflak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, two-faced dugong.

Cimmiflak created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimmiflak, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cimmiflak, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Cimmiflak's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cimmiflak's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Never wear gray corsets on sacred days.

3. Never travel toward the north during spring.

4. Pray only in moonlight.

5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Cimmiflak in the centre of the settlement.

Ominjattof is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast pigeon.

Ominjattof created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominjattof, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ominjattof, he will jump up and down on your head.

Ominjattof's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Ominjattof's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt manatees.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Ominjattof on top of all buildings.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Never look in ponds.

Wapvolzog is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome chicken.

Wapvolzog created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wapvolzog, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wapvolzog, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Wapvolzog's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Wapvolzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always store rice above ground.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never cross forests at dusk.

Rappibton is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able hedgehog.

Rappibton created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rappibton, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rappibton, she will turn you into a dog.

Rappibton's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Rappibton's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix spinach with blood.

2. Never feed beans to otters while wearing scarves.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

Fossfobhan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, calm swan.

Fossfobhan created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossfobhan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fossfobhan, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Fossfobhan's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fossfobhan's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never allow rats to witness sacred rites.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Always wash your feet before prayer.

Pid is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate mongoose.

Pid created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pid, he will have a low opinion of you.

Pid's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Pid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Never whisper while facing east.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Never eat beans on holy days.

Rapwikflissand is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical bear.

Rapwikflissand created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapwikflissand, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rapwikflissand, he will not care at all.

Rapwikflissand's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Rapwikflissand's Holy Commandments

1. Never record secrets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Do not record numbers concerning galaxies.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Never sprint in summer.

Lipnegwot is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, temperamental sheep.

Lipnegwot created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipnegwot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lipnegwot, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lipnegwot's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Lipnegwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick aardvarks.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never look at moons.