Renjarnjonnab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy goose.

Renjarnjonnab created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Renjarnjonnab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Renjarnjonnab, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Renjarnjonnab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Renjarnjonnab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured whales.

2. Do not prepare peas while filled with anger.

3. Always count to eight before sleeping.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

Tannulgep Dunbonvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent wren.

Tannulgep Dunbonvonk created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tannulgep Dunbonvonk, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tannulgep Dunbonvonk, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tannulgep Dunbonvonk's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Tannulgep Dunbonvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tannulgep Dunbonvonk.

3. Do not hurt sheep.

4. Do not prepare onions while filled with envy.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near mice while wearing white trousers.

Genlabvab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, flying clam.

Genlabvab created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Genlabvab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Genlabvab, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Genlabvab's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Genlabvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Erect three gold sculptures of Genlabvab on top of important buildings.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near capybaras while wearing violet shirts.

Lidqueegsig Kipvabhonzodloopqueeghunnib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, duplicitous dolphin.

Lidqueegsig Kipvabhonzodloopqueeghunnib created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lidqueegsig Kipvabhonzodloopqueeghunnib, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lidqueegsig Kipvabhonzodloopqueeghunnib, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lidqueegsig Kipvabhonzodloopqueeghunnib's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Lidqueegsig Kipvabhonzodloopqueeghunnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dusk.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.

5. Never look at galaxies.

Babpadflap is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unthoughtful fox.

Babpadflap created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Babpadflap, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Babpadflap, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Babpadflap's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Babpadflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

5. Do not study archaea on holy days.

Sanddussflow is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying crocodile.

Sanddussflow created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Sanddussflow, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sanddussflow, she will torture you forever.

Sanddussflow's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sanddussflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about dolphins.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near mites while wearing black shoes and balancing eight titanium spheres on your face.

Vanpasyam is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain walrus.

Vanpasyam created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Vanpasyam, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vanpasyam, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vanpasyam's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Vanpasyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of signs.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

3. Do not kill snakes.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not prepare grapes while filled with envy.

Rilflamcad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous meerkat.

Rilflamcad created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilflamcad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rilflamcad, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rilflamcad's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Rilflamcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying ash.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Put Rilflamcad first in all things.