Cipyarpbest is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, loving wombat.

Cipyarpbest created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipyarpbest, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cipyarpbest, it will laugh at you.

Cipyarpbest's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cipyarpbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always help mice.

3. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Hide from purple whales for they are unholy.

Spagcatbam is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unfair guinea pig.

Spagcatbam created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagcatbam, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Spagcatbam, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Spagcatbam's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Spagcatbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

2. Spagcatbam loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

Gamquatnut is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest cobra.

Gamquatnut created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamquatnut, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gamquatnut, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gamquatnut's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Gamquatnut's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Never gather nine ducks in one place.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.

Xemyimlip is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty turtle.

Xemyimlip created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemyimlip, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xemyimlip, it will destroy your home solar system.

Xemyimlip's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Xemyimlip's Holy Commandments

1. Xemyimlip must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never remain kneeling at midnight.

3. Never mix carrots with oil.

4. Do not travel during spring.

5. Do not place limes upon stone.

Flapdinvol is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy pig.

Flapdinvol created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Flapdinvol, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flapdinvol, she will not invite you to parties.

Flapdinvol's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Flapdinvol's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Flapdinvol.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing indigo corsets.

3. Heed all dreams.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never allow foxes to witness sacred rites.

Bodmobcudnan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing rhinoceros.

Bodmobcudnan created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodmobcudnan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bodmobcudnan, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bodmobcudnan's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bodmobcudnan's Holy Commandments

1. Bodmobcudnan loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

2. Erect three gold sculptures of Bodmobcudnan on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near swans while wearing fawn scarves and balancing seven lead spheres on your arms.

4. Always help porpoises.

5. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

Tiptadratkop is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, caring wyrm.

Tiptadratkop created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiptadratkop, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tiptadratkop, she will destroy your home planet.

Tiptadratkop's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tiptadratkop's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tiptadratkop five times a day.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Never paint your neck purple.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Run away if nine grasshopers approach from the east.

Quagtanzenfob is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful chicken.

Quagtanzenfob created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagtanzenfob, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quagtanzenfob, she will think nothing of it.

Quagtanzenfob's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Quagtanzenfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always help aardvarks in need.

4. Never handle nickel while unclean.

5. Never talk about black holes.