Gupfudwiktonkbarncanwatnell is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, narcissistic dingo.

Gupfudwiktonkbarncanwatnell created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupfudwiktonkbarncanwatnell, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gupfudwiktonkbarncanwatnell, it will try to impress you with trees.

Gupfudwiktonkbarncanwatnell's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gupfudwiktonkbarncanwatnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

5. Never pour water over plants.

Stansinteencat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, kind zebra.

Stansinteencat created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stansinteencat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stansinteencat, she will remove you from existence.

Stansinteencat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Stansinteencat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon green earth.

2. Erect nine iron sculptures of Stansinteencat on top of important buildings.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Never eat aubergines on holy days.

Hadbudcepdutkabfenzimsab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, boastful hummingbird.

Hadbudcepdutkabfenzimsab created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadbudcepdutkabfenzimsab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hadbudcepdutkabfenzimsab, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Hadbudcepdutkabfenzimsab's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Hadbudcepdutkabfenzimsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Worship no other gods but Hadbudcepdutkabfenzimsab.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Do not listen to music.

Fobflabcuss Narlkapjigven is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered giraffe.

Fobflabcuss Narlkapjigven created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobflabcuss Narlkapjigven, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fobflabcuss Narlkapjigven, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fobflabcuss Narlkapjigven's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fobflabcuss Narlkapjigven's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.

4. Do not fashion tools from copper.

5. Never approach forests carrying stone.

Sisyimtagnillgepsabapp is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, benevolent weasel.

Sisyimtagnillgepsabapp created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Sisyimtagnillgepsabapp, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sisyimtagnillgepsabapp, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sisyimtagnillgepsabapp's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Sisyimtagnillgepsabapp's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Worship no other gods but Sisyimtagnillgepsabapp.

3. Never chant while facing east.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near sharks while wearing fawn trousers and balancing nine zinc spheres on your feet.

Taghimbopkon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless shark.

Taghimbopkon created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taghimbopkon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Taghimbopkon, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Taghimbopkon's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Taghimbopkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.

2. Never stain your hands with mauve.

3. You must pray to Taghimbopkon six times a day.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Never bounce near tortoises.

Latcimtalpangsin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring dryad.

Latcimtalpangsin created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Latcimtalpangsin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Latcimtalpangsin, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Latcimtalpangsin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Latcimtalpangsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at dawn.

2. Never gather four sharks in one place.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always help sick grasshopers.

Tifkadwat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented deer.

Tifkadwat created Europe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifkadwat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tifkadwat, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Tifkadwat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tifkadwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.