Tiprut is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, self-assured
human.
Tiprut created water five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tiprut, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Tiprut, he will be mildly annoyed.
Tiprut's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Tiprut's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.
2. Never think about special relativity near swans while wearing gray rings and balancing five nickel spheres on your legs.
3. Never talk about eagles.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Never hurt squirrels.
Nanorthan is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, passionate
centipede.
Nanorthan created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nanorthan, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Nanorthan, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Nanorthan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Nanorthan's Holy Commandments1. Never wear shorts.
2. Feed all hungry geese.
3. Always help goats in need.
4. Always count to four before sleeping.
5. Never mix peanuts with ash.
Gadarfdudbanquamdag is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable
cat.
Gadarfdudbanquamdag created a charm quark five million years ago.
If you believe in
Gadarfdudbanquamdag, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Gadarfdudbanquamdag, he will manifest in front of you.
Gadarfdudbanquamdag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Gadarfdudbanquamdag's Holy Commandments1. Remain bowed during prayer.
2. Never eat spinach on fasting days.
3. Never pray while filled with envy.
4. Never hurt mites.
5. Do not step barefoot upon mauve earth.
Likditwod is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, two-faced
pig.
Likditwod created water nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Likditwod, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Likditwod, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Likditwod's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Likditwod's Holy Commandments1. Never cross mountains at midday.
2. Never talk about thermodynamics near manatees while wearing violet shoes.
3. You must love Likditwod.
4. Learn seven new languages a year.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
Rilwikspag is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak
wyvern.
Rilwikspag created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rilwikspag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Rilwikspag, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Rilwikspag's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Rilwikspag's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if three shrews approach from the north.
2. Always obey Rilwikspag's priests.
3. Do not keep nine dogs in a large pit.
4. Shun those given to sloth.
5. Do not shave your legs.
Rilstanjamnig is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, fussy
frog.
Rilstanjamnig created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rilstanjamnig, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Rilstanjamnig, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Rilstanjamnig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Rilstanjamnig's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.
2. Never look at planets.
3. Always help horses.
4. Never eat oranges on holy days.
5. Always count to three before sleeping.
Gunpangnat is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking
armadillo.
Gunpangnat created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gunpangnat, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Gunpangnat, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Gunpangnat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Gunpangnat's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your arms.
2. Never think about amino acids.
3. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Do not prepare limes while filled with anger.
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