Teenmuthugget is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, uncaring
wren.
Teenmuthugget created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Teenmuthugget, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Teenmuthugget, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Teenmuthugget's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Teenmuthugget's Holy Commandments1. Always act with purity when addressing elders.
2. Always treat birds with great respect.
3. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.
4. Shun those given to greed.
5. Never look at moons.
Pigpop is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, proud
human.
Pigpop created light twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Pigpop, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Pigpop, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Pigpop's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Pigpop's Holy Commandments1. Never curse while facing north.
2. Do not wear magenta clothing.
3. Never think ill of sick gulls.
4. Always count to nine before sleeping.
5. Shun those given to greed.
Artfemtim is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witty
raccoon.
Artfemtim created the Milkyway four years ago.
If you believe in
Artfemtim, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Artfemtim, it will cry a lot.
Artfemtim's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Artfemtim's Holy Commandments1. Never point your neck toward the west during prayer.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.
4. Never think ill of sick goats.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
Arpniggar is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unfair
ant.
Arpniggar created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Arpniggar, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Arpniggar, he will destroy your favourite star.
Arpniggar's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Arpniggar's Holy Commandments1. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.
2. Do not bounce at rivers.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Arpniggar.
5. Do not wear yellow clothing.
Wotfumrill is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty
mole.
Wotfumrill created Mount Everest three million years ago.
If you believe in
Wotfumrill, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Wotfumrill, he will destroy your home solar system.
Wotfumrill's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Wotfumrill's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Do not place rice upon stone.
3. Never think about dwarf planets.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
Fonquartsaw is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, temperamental
hedgehog.
Fonquartsaw created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fonquartsaw, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Fonquartsaw, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Fonquartsaw's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Fonquartsaw's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Always count to five before sleeping.
3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Never write about comets.
5. Never write about photosynthesis.
Gepgomrow is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, resourceful
dugong.
Gepgomrow created humankind five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gepgomrow, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Gepgomrow, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Gepgomrow's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Gepgomrow's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Never eat cherries on fasting days.
3. Do not keep seven manatees in a large pit.
4. Never paint your arms brown.
5. Always help otters.
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