Wattifgod is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent
mouse.
Wattifgod created Asia four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wattifgod, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Wattifgod, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Wattifgod's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Wattifgod's Holy Commandments1. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.
2. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.
3. Sheep are not to be trusted.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Hide if nine snakes approach from the west.
Nilpasbaf Bedhivcib is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, strong
toad.
Nilpasbaf Bedhivcib created time and space seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nilpasbaf Bedhivcib, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Nilpasbaf Bedhivcib, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Nilpasbaf Bedhivcib's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Nilpasbaf Bedhivcib's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear carbon on your body.
2. Do not chant at forests.
3. Do not laugh in public.
4. Never tolerate songs in holy places.
5. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.
Lenhogvonkhiv is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless
mole.
Lenhogvonkhiv created an up quark three million years ago.
If you believe in
Lenhogvonkhiv, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Lenhogvonkhiv, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Lenhogvonkhiv's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Lenhogvonkhiv's Holy Commandments1. Never allow monkeys to witness sacred rites.
2. Always store wheat above ground.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Never talk about galaxies.
5. Do not keep three otters in a large pit.
Hivtalbud is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident
cat.
Hivtalbud created the universe four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hivtalbud, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Hivtalbud, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Hivtalbud's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Hivtalbud's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Do not wear shorts marked with magenta.
3. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.
4. Never mark doors with orange.
5. Never eat coconuts.
Targnellfid Kamortmon is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witty
crab.
Targnellfid Kamortmon created an up quark six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Targnellfid Kamortmon, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Targnellfid Kamortmon, she will boil you in a big pot.
Targnellfid Kamortmon's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Targnellfid Kamortmon's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Never think about comets.
3. Never record secrets.
4. Pray towards the north.
5. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.
Dumdossmut is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, proud
newt.
Dumdossmut created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dumdossmut, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Dumdossmut, it will destroy your home solar system.
Dumdossmut's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Dumdossmut's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Dumdossmut on top of all buildings.
2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.
3. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dumdossmut.
5. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.
Zigwabaf is a god.
He takes the form of a large, charitable
crow.
Zigwabaf created dark energy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zigwabaf, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Zigwabaf, he will turn you into a duck.
Zigwabaf's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Zigwabaf's Holy Commandments1. Never think about galaxies.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Never eat onions on days of mourning.
5. Always wear plain hats during rituals.
This instance of God Generator has made 115688 gods since 4/2/2018.
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