Sakcatgepneg is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome capybara.

Sakcatgepneg created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakcatgepneg, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sakcatgepneg, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sakcatgepneg's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Sakcatgepneg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven copper sculptures of Sakcatgepneg on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with anger.

4. Do not travel during autumn.

5. Pray towards the east.
Queeg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witty wolf.

Queeg created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queeg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Queeg, it will turn you into a sheep.

Queeg's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Queeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always count to four before sleeping.

4. Never point your face toward the north during prayer.

5. Learn six new languages a year.
Hinvigrip is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, compassionate dove.

Hinvigrip created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinvigrip, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hinvigrip, she will be very sad.

Hinvigrip's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Hinvigrip's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not prepare spinach while wearing trousers.

5. Never cross rivers at dawn.
Vogfaspan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty swallow.

Vogfaspan created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogfaspan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vogfaspan, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vogfaspan's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Vogfaspan's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Always help sick horses.

3. Do not travel during winter.

4. You must pray to Vogfaspan seven times a day.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
Lenzagsisnil is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, compassionate centaur.

Lenzagsisnil created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenzagsisnil, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lenzagsisnil, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Lenzagsisnil's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Lenzagsisnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not place tomatoes upon stone.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about dark matter near rats while wearing green jumpers.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.
Vintipgarhub is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, tiresome lion.

Vintipgarhub created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vintipgarhub, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vintipgarhub, she will boil you in a big pot.

Vintipgarhub's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Vintipgarhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

5. Never handle lead while unclean.
Watsomlid is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Watsomlid created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Watsomlid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Watsomlid, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Watsomlid's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Watsomlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your chest with white.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Do not keep five great tits in a large pit.

5. Do not chop down trees.
Buslikafjip is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, kind yak.

Buslikafjip created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buslikafjip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Buslikafjip, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Buslikafjip's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Buslikafjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

3. Never mark doors with blue.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.

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