Yarphomgut is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, strong
hedgehog.
Yarphomgut created a quark seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yarphomgut, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Yarphomgut, he will try to impress you with trees.
Yarphomgut's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Yarphomgut's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.
3. Never eat tomatoes on holy days.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Always share parsnips with strangers, but never with ducks.
Bonfetnurtjen is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awe-inspiring
centaur.
Bonfetnurtjen created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bonfetnurtjen, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Bonfetnurtjen, he will turn you into a goat.
Bonfetnurtjen's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Bonfetnurtjen's Holy Commandments1. Always act with purity.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Bonfetnurtjen.
4. Never feed lots of limes to seals while wearing turquoise tights.
5. Never sing in holy places.
Bodhabflatgab Vabcisstan is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, staggering
goat.
Bodhabflatgab Vabcisstan created silver two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bodhabflatgab Vabcisstan, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Bodhabflatgab Vabcisstan, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Bodhabflatgab Vabcisstan's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Bodhabflatgab Vabcisstan's Holy Commandments1. Never travel toward the north during winter.
2. Do not wear purple clothing.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. You must pray to Bodhabflatgab Vabcisstan seven times a day.
Tunbegziggempibhit is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, irritating
mink.
Tunbegziggempibhit created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tunbegziggempibhit, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Tunbegziggempibhit, it will turn you into a sheep.
Tunbegziggempibhit's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Tunbegziggempibhit's Holy Commandments1. Never think about fluid mechanics near mites while wearing fawn tights and balancing seven titanium spheres on your neck.
2. Do not hurt doves.
3. Never remain prostrate at midnight.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never talk about fire.
Pogsatlog is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty
bear.
Pogsatlog created light eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pogsatlog, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Pogsatlog, he will turn you into a hamster.
Pogsatlog's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Pogsatlog's Holy Commandments1. Learn four new languages a year.
2. Do not shave your head.
3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.
4. Do not take Pogsatlog's name in vain.
5. Never talk about fire.
Kopquamkad is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, temperamental
fly.
Kopquamkad created dark matter two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kopquamkad, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Kopquamkad, he will boil you in a big pot.
Kopquamkad's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Kopquamkad's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured hamsters.
2. Always count to six before sleeping.
3. Do not gather at doors at midday.
4. Run away from violet horses, for they are unholy.
5. Never stain your head with red.
Natjarnfum is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, ruthless
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Natjarnfum created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Natjarnfum, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Natjarnfum, it will jump up and down on your head.
Natjarnfum's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Natjarnfum's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Natjarnfum.
2. Do not record signs concerning dwarf planets.
3. Never think ill of sick mice.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
This instance of God Generator has made 120232 gods since 4/2/2018.
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