Gangedbasthiglarpyog Donhasdun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, weak goat.

Gangedbasthiglarpyog Donhasdun created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gangedbasthiglarpyog Donhasdun, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gangedbasthiglarpyog Donhasdun, she will not care at all.

Gangedbasthiglarpyog Donhasdun's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gangedbasthiglarpyog Donhasdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare grapes while wearing hats.

2. Never pray while filled with envy.

3. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

Lapominhad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless fish.

Lapominhad created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lapominhad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lapominhad, it will come to you in dreams.

Lapominhad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Lapominhad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Lapominhad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never allow foxes to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

5. Never pour water over plants.

Larpkabjarnkabrowgilfig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unjust spider.

Larpkabjarnkabrowgilfig created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpkabjarnkabrowgilfig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Larpkabjarnkabrowgilfig, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Larpkabjarnkabrowgilfig's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Larpkabjarnkabrowgilfig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five snails approach from the north.

2. Always share figs with strangers, but never with foxes.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never prepare onions during autumn.

Pangceprot is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, grumpy troll.

Pangceprot created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangceprot, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pangceprot, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pangceprot's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Pangceprot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never wear gray coats.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not consume wheat at dawn.

Omtfadfom Mutxem is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous wyrm.

Omtfadfom Mutxem created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtfadfom Mutxem, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Omtfadfom Mutxem, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Omtfadfom Mutxem's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Omtfadfom Mutxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.

2. Do not skip at forests.

3. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Omtfadfom Mutxem in the centre of the settlement.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about capybaras.

Mobkabcap Wighugnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, overgenerous mole.

Mobkabcap Wighugnarl created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Mobkabcap Wighugnarl, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mobkabcap Wighugnarl, it will turn you into a sheep.

Mobkabcap Wighugnarl's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Mobkabcap Wighugnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

3. Do not consume figs at dawn.

4. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

5. Respect your elders.

Hotcaryarp is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, emotional pig.

Hotcaryarp created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotcaryarp, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hotcaryarp, she will torture you forever.

Hotcaryarp's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Hotcaryarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain prostrate at midnight.

2. Never talk about special relativity near capybaras while wearing brown rings and balancing nine platinum spheres on your head.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never travel toward the north during winter.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.

Tonkbemvol is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise wombat.

Tonkbemvol created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonkbemvol, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tonkbemvol, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tonkbemvol's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Tonkbemvol's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are not to be trusted.

2. Hide from gray pigs for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.