Migsogmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish rhinoceros.

Migsogmeg created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Migsogmeg, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Migsogmeg, he will turn you into a worm.

Migsogmeg's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Migsogmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about spacetime near snails while wearing fawn skirts.

4. Worship no other gods but Migsogmeg.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

Nutbellik is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, emotional fox.

Nutbellik created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutbellik, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nutbellik, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Nutbellik's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nutbellik's Holy Commandments

1. Remain prostrate during prayer.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.

Kadhigarm is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, quiet dog.

Kadhigarm created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadhigarm, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kadhigarm, he will be very unhappy.

Kadhigarm's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Kadhigarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to doves while wearing gray hats.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about spacetime near whales while wearing purple coats and balancing eight copper spheres on your hands.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never fashion tools from clay.

Rutmigmap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, generous pigeon.

Rutmigmap created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutmigmap, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rutmigmap, she will turn you into a goat.

Rutmigmap's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Rutmigmap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in shadows.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.

Vagfomyat is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, irritating porpoise.

Vagfomyat created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagfomyat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vagfomyat, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Vagfomyat's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Vagfomyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in summer.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Do not place lentils upon stone.

4. Always share pineapples with strangers, but never with gulls.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Vagfomyat in the centre of the settlement.

Hothubduss is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, vain mink.

Hothubduss created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Hothubduss, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hothubduss, he will try to impress you with trees.

Hothubduss' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Hothubduss' Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Hothubduss in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

Dinabfad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unselfish camel.

Dinabfad created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinabfad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dinabfad, she will be mildly annoyed.

Dinabfad's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dinabfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.

Panspagdut is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, cheerful parrot.

Panspagdut created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Panspagdut, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Panspagdut, it will turn you into a puffin.

Panspagdut's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Panspagdut's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always count to seven before sleeping.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.