Zigpangbagnarlmip is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omniscient
crow.
Zigpangbagnarlmip created a down quark five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zigpangbagnarlmip, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Zigpangbagnarlmip, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Zigpangbagnarlmip's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Zigpangbagnarlmip's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear titanium on your body.
2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near cats while wearing yellow rings and balancing four lead spheres on your arms.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.
Vonkcantun is a god.
He takes the form of a large, witty
hydra.
Vonkcantun created an electron two million years ago.
If you believe in
Vonkcantun, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Vonkcantun, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Vonkcantun's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Vonkcantun's Holy Commandments1. Never allow pigs to sleep beneath your roof.
2. Do not wear mauve clothing.
3. Never feed cherries to swans while wearing magenta ear rings.
4. Do not jump in public.
5. Do not commit murder.
Fosstabwip is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful
centaur.
Fosstabwip created bats nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fosstabwip, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Fosstabwip, he will turn you into a dog.
Fosstabwip's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Fosstabwip's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if three otters approach from the east.
2. Never speak the names of stars aloud.
3. Never mention eagles.
4. Never bounce in the presence of elders.
5. Never pray while filled with envy.
Artfattit is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, irritating
parrot.
Artfattit created life seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Artfattit, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Artfattit, she will turn you into a duck.
Artfattit's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Artfattit's Holy Commandments1. Run away from green monkeys, for they are unholy.
2. Never jump near grasshopers.
3. Do not resist fate.
4. Always check lakes for frogs.
5. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.
Sandbosstin is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, stupid
wren.
Sandbosstin created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sandbosstin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Sandbosstin, it will make you grow a tail.
Sandbosstin's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Sandbosstin's Holy Commandments1. Run away from magenta hamsters, for they are unholy.
2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.
4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Sandbosstin in the centre of the settlement.
5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
Donbegmum Poptargparktarp is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful
crocodile.
Donbegmum Poptargparktarp created humanity two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Donbegmum Poptargparktarp, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Donbegmum Poptargparktarp, he will have a very low opinion of you.
Donbegmum Poptargparktarp's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Donbegmum Poptargparktarp's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never talk about capybaras.
3. Always remove scarves before entering holy places.
4. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.
5. Hide if nine seals approach from the west.
Gubcedsidcet is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, unjust
unicorn.
Gubcedsidcet created a down quark four million years ago.
If you believe in
Gubcedsidcet, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gubcedsidcet, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Gubcedsidcet's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Gubcedsidcet's Holy Commandments1. Always wear plain kilts during rituals.
2. Hide from orange grasshopers for they are unholy.
3. Never write about black holes.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Never eat bark.
Podfasnar is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, flying
dragon.
Podfasnar created an up quark seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Podfasnar, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Podfasnar, it will say rude things about you at parties.
Podfasnar's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Podfasnar's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near squirrels while wearing pink shirts.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Never remain kneeling at midday.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.
This instance of God Generator has made 115192 gods since 4/2/2018.
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