Cenontven is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, wise owl.

Cenontven created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenontven, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cenontven, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cenontven's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Cenontven's Holy Commandments

1. Cenontven loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must never eat cherries.

Flabhapril is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful dragon.

Flabhapril created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabhapril, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flabhapril, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Flabhapril's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Flabhapril's Holy Commandments

1. Flabhapril must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not gather at walls at midnight.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Hide from mauve horses for they are unholy.

Jamgatflatbam is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking raven.

Jamgatflatbam created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamgatflatbam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jamgatflatbam, he will curse you with boils.

Jamgatflatbam's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Jamgatflatbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow hats.

2. Never think about special relativity near moths while wearing mauve shoes and balancing nine carbon spheres on your neck.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never feed lots of carrots to sharks while wearing cyan rings.

Lopflaggum Bonkmatnadsasmobstig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, able ferret.

Lopflaggum Bonkmatnadsasmobstig created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lopflaggum Bonkmatnadsasmobstig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lopflaggum Bonkmatnadsasmobstig, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Lopflaggum Bonkmatnadsasmobstig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Lopflaggum Bonkmatnadsasmobstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always act with purity when addressing priests.

3. Never eat rice on holy days.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never speak at midnight.

Largarmril is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured dragon.

Largarmril created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Largarmril, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Largarmril, it will make you grow a tail.

Largarmril's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Largarmril's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not hurt eagles.

3. Always count to nine before sleeping.

4. Never gather four horses near towers.

5. Never touch ash while unclean.

Tofragbid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sapient goblin.

Tofragbid created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofragbid, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tofragbid, it will turn you into a mole.

Tofragbid's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tofragbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Do not hurt tortoises.

4. Tofragbid loves birds, so they must be honoured.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

Yarfadhan Nabtandub is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, annoying squid.

Yarfadhan Nabtandub created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarfadhan Nabtandub, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yarfadhan Nabtandub, he will not care at all.

Yarfadhan Nabtandub's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Yarfadhan Nabtandub's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your chest before prayer.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.

Fedtanlin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sage cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fedtanlin created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedtanlin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fedtanlin, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fedtanlin's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Fedtanlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume rice at dawn.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not speak about cucumbers.

4. Do not chant at rivers.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.