Donyarltan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate crab.

Donyarltan created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Donyarltan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Donyarltan, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Donyarltan's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Donyarltan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Respect your elders.

Shavkamsignarl is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, happy skunk.

Shavkamsignarl created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Shavkamsignarl, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Shavkamsignarl, she will ignore you.

Shavkamsignarl's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Shavkamsignarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always share coconuts with strangers, but never with tortoises.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

Wotmancabvan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, moody horse.

Wotmancabvan created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotmancabvan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wotmancabvan, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wotmancabvan's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Wotmancabvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never jump in the presence of elders.

3. Do not speak about corn.

4. Never speak at dusk.

5. Always remove dresses before touching nickel.

Fidjamsterraw is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient pigeon.

Fidjamsterraw created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidjamsterraw, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fidjamsterraw, he will turn you into a snail.

Fidjamsterraw's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fidjamsterraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peas to manatees while wearing purple hats.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not cook food in pots.

Budjip is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unjust coyote.

Budjip created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Budjip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Budjip, it will turn you into a hamster.

Budjip's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Budjip's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Do not record secrets concerning stars.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.

Dossfebguphimcedbat is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, selfish capybara.

Dossfebguphimcedbat created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossfebguphimcedbat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dossfebguphimcedbat, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dossfebguphimcedbat's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dossfebguphimcedbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning nebulae.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.

Dutnaryokjop is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, annoying tapir.

Dutnaryokjop created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutnaryokjop, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dutnaryokjop, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dutnaryokjop's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dutnaryokjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse blood with water.

2. Never chant in winter.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never cross mountains at midnight.

5. Always wear mauve.

Flagyarpom is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, caring tortoise.

Flagyarpom created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagyarpom, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flagyarpom, she will laugh at you.

Flagyarpom's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Flagyarpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic on fasting days.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Always act with obedience.

4. Do not place lentils upon stone.

5. Never mention hamsters.