Genratmap is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unselfish elephant.

Genratmap created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genratmap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Genratmap, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Genratmap's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Genratmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

4. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

5. Never pour water over plants.

Stragyargad Gepzanloopcemfotgupwipsaw Liggenmetveen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent squirrel.

Stragyargad Gepzanloopcemfotgupwipsaw Liggenmetveen created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragyargad Gepzanloopcemfotgupwipsaw Liggenmetveen, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stragyargad Gepzanloopcemfotgupwipsaw Liggenmetveen, she will make you grow a tail.

Stragyargad Gepzanloopcemfotgupwipsaw Liggenmetveen's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Stragyargad Gepzanloopcemfotgupwipsaw Liggenmetveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your back with white.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never run in spring.

5. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

Nakfetdin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful faun.

Nakfetdin created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Nakfetdin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nakfetdin, it will destroy your home solar system.

Nakfetdin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Nakfetdin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three snakes approach from the west.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

5. Never wear yellow hats on sacred days.

Tarxucnel is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, impressive mole.

Tarxucnel created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarxucnel, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tarxucnel, it will be mildly annoyed.

Tarxucnel's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tarxucnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your head toward the east during prayer.

2. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Always obey Tarxucnel's priests.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

Milbossarf is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate seal.

Milbossarf created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milbossarf, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Milbossarf, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Milbossarf's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Milbossarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare aubergines during spring.

2. Milbossarf must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always act with purity.

4. Do not travel during winter.

5. Do not place bananas upon stone.

Pakdinyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, idiotic seal.

Pakdinyatt created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pakdinyatt, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pakdinyatt, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pakdinyatt's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Pakdinyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Heed all portents.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.

Sasrigyog is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, impressive weasel.

Sasrigyog created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasrigyog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sasrigyog, it will be very unhappy.

Sasrigyog's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Sasrigyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near ants while wearing green hats and balancing eight gold spheres on your chest.

3. Never wear white jumpers.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Feed all hungry goats.

Bedxucwotpaggubsadteennan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, tranquil pigeon.

Bedxucwotpaggubsadteennan created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedxucwotpaggubsadteennan, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bedxucwotpaggubsadteennan, it will curse you with boils.

Bedxucwotpaggubsadteennan's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bedxucwotpaggubsadteennan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never pray while filled with pride.