Mobstangem Lidbingeb is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise shark.

Mobstangem Lidbingeb created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobstangem Lidbingeb, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mobstangem Lidbingeb, it will torture you forever.

Mobstangem Lidbingeb's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Mobstangem Lidbingeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain purity during holy days.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never touch water while clean.

Sugominshavbod is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent snail.

Sugominshavbod created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugominshavbod, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sugominshavbod, she will not care.

Sugominshavbod's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Sugominshavbod's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Put Sugominshavbod first in all things.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Fast once a month.

Mitlarnhim is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, calm narwhal.

Mitlarnhim created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitlarnhim, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mitlarnhim, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mitlarnhim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mitlarnhim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sheep.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Mitlarnhim in the centre of the settlement.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

Fetsanbodquag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, pitiless narwhal.

Fetsanbodquag created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fetsanbodquag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fetsanbodquag, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fetsanbodquag's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Fetsanbodquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never handle carbon while unclean.

4. Do not prepare cucumbers while filled with anger.

5. Feed all hungry pigs.

Ditnarnell is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, grumpy zebra.

Ditnarnell created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ditnarnell, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ditnarnell, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ditnarnell's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Ditnarnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow sheep to witness sacred rites.

2. Never eat nuts.

3. Never wear white ear rings on sacred days.

4. Never speak aloud of signs.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.

Popdutflowap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome toad.

Popdutflowap created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Popdutflowap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Popdutflowap, she will turn you into a duck.

Popdutflowap's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Popdutflowap's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle aluminium while unclean.

2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Popdutflowap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never remain prostrate at midday.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

Libbindoss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless hamster.

Libbindoss created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Libbindoss, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Libbindoss, he will turn you into a duck.

Libbindoss' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Libbindoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Libbindoss' name in vain.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

3. Do not prepare lemons while wearing coats.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Run away from violet grasshopers, for they are unholy.

Rotingsab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent snake.

Rotingsab created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotingsab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rotingsab, he will turn you into a mouse.

Rotingsab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Rotingsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always store beans above ground.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never talk about dark energy near rats while wearing blue shirts.