Nulnegflyam is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm
cat.
Nulnegflyam created matter eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nulnegflyam, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Nulnegflyam, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Nulnegflyam's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Nulnegflyam's Holy Commandments1. Never gather six foxes in one place.
2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Always wash your back before prayer.
5. Always count to eight before sleeping.
Weezakhom is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, unjust
troll.
Weezakhom created dark matter nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Weezakhom, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Weezakhom, she will boil you in a big pot.
Weezakhom's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Weezakhom's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Weezakhom on top of all buildings.
2. Do not dye your hair mauve.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Do not record signs concerning stars.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.
Tomtalduss is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, loving
goose.
Tomtalduss created the solar system six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tomtalduss, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Tomtalduss, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Tomtalduss' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Tomtalduss' Holy Commandments1. Never touch water while unclean.
2. Do not sing in public.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Do not travel during winter.
5. Never prepare apples during spring.
Zimkopbus is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered
ferret.
Zimkopbus created gold eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zimkopbus, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Zimkopbus, she will turn you into a duck.
Zimkopbus' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Zimkopbus' Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured sheep.
2. Never wear corsets.
3. Never talk about dwarf planets.
4. Never mention otters.
5. Heed all signs.
Woncedzag is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, self-assured
mouse.
Woncedzag created the cosmos five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Woncedzag, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Woncedzag, he will turn you into a puffin.
Woncedzag's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Woncedzag's Holy Commandments1. Always help tapirs.
2. Ducks are not to be trusted.
3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Woncedzag on top of all buildings.
4. Do not sprint in public.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
Nullontduss is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, all-knowing
snail.
Nullontduss created an electron eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nullontduss, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Nullontduss, it will turn you into a goat.
Nullontduss' most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Nullontduss' Holy Commandments1. Do not record secrets concerning dwarf planets.
2. Never look at asteroids.
3. Erect four silicon sculptures of Nullontduss on top of important buildings.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.
Loopwapfas is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, fast
goose.
Loopwapfas created tapeworms two million years ago.
If you believe in
Loopwapfas, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Loopwapfas, he will not care at all.
Loopwapfas' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Loopwapfas' Holy Commandments1. Never record signs.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Loopwapfas.
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