Tonkkomflag Wegcibdav is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust troll.

Tonkkomflag Wegcibdav created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Tonkkomflag Wegcibdav, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tonkkomflag Wegcibdav, she will try to impress you with trees.

Tonkkomflag Wegcibdav's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Tonkkomflag Wegcibdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

2. Always help otters.

3. Never adorn your feet with gray markings.

4. Never feed pineapples to sharks while wearing ear rings.

5. Tonkkomflag Wegcibdav loves bats, so they must be respected.

Gebfungad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless dugong.

Gebfungad created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebfungad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gebfungad, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gebfungad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gebfungad's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of manatees.

2. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Gebfungad on top of important buildings.

3. Never prepare apples during summer.

4. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gebfungad.

Veensanbap is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, calm mink.

Veensanbap created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veensanbap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Veensanbap, he will turn you into a frog.

Veensanbap's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Veensanbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to ducks while wearing blue coats.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never mention sharks.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of children.

Habnulkar is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, caring slug.

Habnulkar created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Habnulkar, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Habnulkar, she will turn you into a frog.

Habnulkar's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Habnulkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch ash while tainted.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about dark energy near birds while wearing white skirts and balancing five silicon spheres on your chest.

Higcarsad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent skunk.

Higcarsad created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higcarsad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Higcarsad, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Higcarsad's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Higcarsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Higcarsad loves ants, so they must be respected.

5. Hide from yellow goats for they are unholy.

Yikgudmig Dapdamfum is a god.

He takes the form of a small, temperamental snake.

Yikgudmig Dapdamfum created tapeworms nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yikgudmig Dapdamfum, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yikgudmig Dapdamfum, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yikgudmig Dapdamfum's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Yikgudmig Dapdamfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. Hide from pink snails for they are unholy.

4. Erect six iron sculptures of Yikgudmig Dapdamfum on top of important buildings.

5. Do not laugh in public.

Konbassdud is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, benevolent hippopotamus.

Konbassdud created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Konbassdud, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Konbassdud, he will send you a sign.

Konbassdud's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Konbassdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch blood while blessed.

2. Pray only in darkness.

3. Never point your hands toward the east during prayer.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

Matflaghubbest is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental hamster.

Matflaghubbest created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Matflaghubbest, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Matflaghubbest, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Matflaghubbest's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Matflaghubbest's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

2. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

3. Never jump in the presence of elders.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never chant in the presence of tortoises.