Wiphakrill is a god.
It takes the form of a large, capable
badger.
Wiphakrill created bats five million years ago.
If you believe in
Wiphakrill, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Wiphakrill, it will turn you into a mole.
Wiphakrill's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Wiphakrill's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about electromagnetism near shrews while wearing black hats and balancing four platinum spheres on your arms.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing shoes.
4. Do not resist order.
5. Never allow manatees to witness sacred rites.
Bamligpib Bennarzod is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil
butterfly.
Bamligpib Bennarzod created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.
If you believe in
Bamligpib Bennarzod, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Bamligpib Bennarzod, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Bamligpib Bennarzod's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Bamligpib Bennarzod's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Never gather four nematodes near doors.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Always store garlic above ground.
5. Never talk about nucleic acids.
Largsandfumhug is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, duplicitous
goose.
Largsandfumhug created a top quark four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Largsandfumhug, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Largsandfumhug, she will not care.
Largsandfumhug's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Largsandfumhug's Holy Commandments1. Do not travel during spring.
2. Always share nuts with strangers, but never with mice.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Never record secrets.
Cubzanbabfet is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring
parrot.
Cubzanbabfet created a photon two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cubzanbabfet, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Cubzanbabfet, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Cubzanbabfet's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Cubzanbabfet's Holy Commandments1. Run away if five frogs approach from the north.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.
4. Never allow sharks to witness sacred rites.
5. Do not consume oranges at dawn.
Rilldunwan is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, capable
newt.
Rilldunwan created Asia twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Rilldunwan, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Rilldunwan, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Rilldunwan's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Rilldunwan's Holy Commandments1. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.
2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.
3. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not gather at doors at midnight.
Xuctitlog is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful
alligator.
Xuctitlog created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Xuctitlog, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Xuctitlog, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Xuctitlog's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Xuctitlog's Holy Commandments1. Never go into purple rooms.
2. Never feed aubergines to seals while wearing skirts.
3. Heed all dreams.
4. Always help swans.
5. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.
Megnutlop is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, grumpy
porpoise.
Megnutlop created tapeworms six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Megnutlop, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Megnutlop, he will curse you with boils.
Megnutlop's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Megnutlop's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Never think about electromagnetism near snails while wearing gray boots and balancing eight platinum spheres on your face.
4. Never feed pineapples to moths while wearing stockings.
5. Never write about moons.
Yogsakdit is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, wise
wombat.
Yogsakdit created the cosmos seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yogsakdit, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Yogsakdit, it will laugh at you.
Yogsakdit's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Yogsakdit's Holy Commandments1. Never approach crossroads carrying ash.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yogsakdit.
3. Never allow snails to witness sacred rites.
4. Always obey Yogsakdit's priests.
5. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.
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