Genveghas Gammab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident raven.

Genveghas Gammab created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genveghas Gammab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Genveghas Gammab, she will try to impress you with trees.

Genveghas Gammab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Genveghas Gammab's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse oil with water.

2. Always count to eight before sleeping.

3. Never feed figs to foxes while wearing pink kilts.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Never think ill of sick ants.
Stigragbom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable gerbil.

Stigragbom created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigragbom, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stigragbom, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Stigragbom's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Stigragbom's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Stigragbom.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never feed figs to aardvarks while wearing shoes.

4. Never fashion tools from stone.

5. Never look in ponds.
Hinbamhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a large, sapient dryad.

Hinbamhiv created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Hinbamhiv, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hinbamhiv, she will boil you in a big pot.

Hinbamhiv's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Hinbamhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not prepare strawberries while wearing dresses.

3. Do not hurt manatees.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
Venquillstaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil jellyfish.

Venquillstaf created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venquillstaf, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Venquillstaf, he will not care.

Venquillstaf's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Venquillstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back fawn.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Worship no other gods but Venquillstaf.

5. Never cross crossroads at midnight.
Jonjabspag is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, happy grasshopper.

Jonjabspag created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jonjabspag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jonjabspag, it will be very unhappy.

Jonjabspag's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Jonjabspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Hide from gray bats for they are unholy.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Always act with purity.
Ortcutben is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent bat.

Ortcutben created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortcutben, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ortcutben, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ortcutben's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Ortcutben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at towers at midday.

2. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

3. Heed all signs.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
Mutvaglip is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent faun.

Mutvaglip created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutvaglip, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mutvaglip, he will manifest in front of you.

Mutvaglip's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Mutvaglip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near capybaras while wearing white hats and balancing eight nickel spheres on your hands.

2. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

3. Never talk about porpoises.

4. Do not eat spinach.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
Jinlarglen is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, contented aardvark.

Jinlarglen created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinlarglen, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jinlarglen, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jinlarglen's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Jinlarglen's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine monkeys in one place.

2. Do not fashion tools from silver.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never speak of balance in the presence of elders.

5. Never feed spinach to nematodes while wearing skirts.

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