Bumxinpib is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying camel.

Bumxinpib created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumxinpib, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bumxinpib, he will turn you into a duck.

Bumxinpib's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bumxinpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse water with water.

2. Hide from purple doves for they are unholy.

3. Never feed oranges to turtles while wearing shoes.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must love Bumxinpib.

Cintadhen is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, competent cat.

Cintadhen created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cintadhen, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cintadhen, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cintadhen's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cintadhen's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not fashion tools from gold.

3. Never feed nuts to badgers while wearing shoes.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Always help eagles in need.

Kongessbag is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring porpoise.

Kongessbag created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kongessbag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kongessbag, she will boil you in a big pot.

Kongessbag's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Kongessbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

5. Do not shave your chest.

Foncudrip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate otter.

Foncudrip created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Foncudrip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Foncudrip, it will turn you into a worm.

Foncudrip's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Foncudrip's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Hide if nine eagles approach from the south.

3. Erect six copper sculptures of Foncudrip on top of important buildings.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

Cuncitdog is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unfair shrew.

Cuncitdog created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cuncitdog, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cuncitdog, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cuncitdog's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cuncitdog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cuncitdog.

2. Never run in the presence of swans.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Never prepare nuts during spring.

5. Worship no other gods but Cuncitdog.

Mifstipdag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent owl.

Mifstipdag created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifstipdag, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mifstipdag, she will turn you into a sheep.

Mifstipdag's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Mifstipdag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink porpoises for they are unholy.

2. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

3. Never mix melons with blood.

4. You must pray to Mifstipdag four times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

Targgovnib is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, fast beaver.

Targgovnib created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targgovnib, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Targgovnib, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Targgovnib's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Targgovnib's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three frogs approach from the south.

2. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

3. Always wash your legs before prayer.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.

Mondotgofab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast goblin.

Mondotgofab created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mondotgofab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mondotgofab, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mondotgofab's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Mondotgofab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.