Rakyamsug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, competent bear.

Rakyamsug created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakyamsug, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rakyamsug, she will turn you into a slug.

Rakyamsug's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Rakyamsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with yellow.

2. Never allow otters to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not hurt hamsters.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

Arfbinlunneg is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful slug.

Arfbinlunneg created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfbinlunneg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Arfbinlunneg, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Arfbinlunneg's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Arfbinlunneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Never wear blue stockings on sacred days.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Do not laugh at rivers.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

Zaggomfag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying snake.

Zaggomfag created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zaggomfag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zaggomfag, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zaggomfag's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Zaggomfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never proclaim while facing north.

2. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near hamsters while wearing cyan kilts and balancing nine silver spheres on your legs.

4. Never speak aloud of signs.

5. Never write about optics.

Bossratpag is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unthinking bat.

Bossratpag created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossratpag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bossratpag, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bossratpag's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bossratpag's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all dreams.

2. Never travel toward the south during summer.

3. Never wear indigo boots on sacred days.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bossratpag.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.

Cebduncan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient wyvern.

Cebduncan created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Cebduncan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cebduncan, she will come to you in dreams.

Cebduncan's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cebduncan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never feed peanuts to tapirs while wearing fawn ear rings.

4. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Cebduncan on top of important buildings.

5. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

Bepgessfad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, able elephant.

Bepgessfad created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepgessfad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bepgessfad, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bepgessfad's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bepgessfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near hamsters while wearing blue shoes.

Mifquamsogyar is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless hare.

Mifquamsogyar created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifquamsogyar, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mifquamsogyar, she will turn you into a slug.

Mifquamsogyar's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Mifquamsogyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never wear turquoise skirts on sacred days.

4. Never wear purple dresses.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

Bitdibbin is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring cat.

Bitdibbin created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitdibbin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bitdibbin, he will be very sad.

Bitdibbin's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bitdibbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Bitdibbin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Heed all dreams.

5. Shun those given to greed.