Karnuttdob is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, overgenerous mouse.

Karnuttdob created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karnuttdob, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Karnuttdob, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Karnuttdob's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Karnuttdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Karnuttdob in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always pray immersed in water.

Carpogtimniggodbonkkik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, kind giraffe.

Carpogtimniggodbonkkik created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carpogtimniggodbonkkik, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Carpogtimniggodbonkkik, she will think nothing of it.

Carpogtimniggodbonkkik's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Carpogtimniggodbonkkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Never stain your neck with red.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Never run in the presence of elders.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.

Rutkonnil is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omnipotent guinea pig.

Rutkonnil created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutkonnil, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rutkonnil, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rutkonnil's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Rutkonnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

3. Worship no other gods but Rutkonnil.

4. Never pray while filled with joy.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing blue hats and balancing nine tin spheres on your chest.

Sandhadjon is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable chicken.

Sandhadjon created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandhadjon, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sandhadjon, it will turn you into a rock.

Sandhadjon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Sandhadjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill birds.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Never touch water while blessed.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

Dissdutkim is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, confident dove.

Dissdutkim created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissdutkim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dissdutkim, he will destroy your favourite star.

Dissdutkim's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dissdutkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in winter.

2. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never sing in the presence of doves.

4. Run away from white seals, for they are unholy.

5. Fast once a month.

Tammotxemgutyathasrotmad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, slow sheep.

Tammotxemgutyathasrotmad created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tammotxemgutyathasrotmad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tammotxemgutyathasrotmad, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tammotxemgutyathasrotmad's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Tammotxemgutyathasrotmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Shun those given to sloth.

3. Feed all hungry cats.

4. Never wear indigo kilts.

5. Always act with obedience.

Geptencedveencebrapwan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, resourceful capybara.

Geptencedveencebrapwan created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geptencedveencebrapwan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Geptencedveencebrapwan, she will cry a lot.

Geptencedveencebrapwan's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Geptencedveencebrapwan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your hands before prayer.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

4. Pray only in moonlight.

5. Always help manatees.

Bidhinyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish scorpion.

Bidhinyarp created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidhinyarp, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidhinyarp, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bidhinyarp's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Bidhinyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not consume limes at dawn.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bidhinyarp.

4. You must love Bidhinyarp.

5. Hide if five porpoises approach from the north.