Lidnibpitgetdobnulrat is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, capable
snail.
Lidnibpitgetdobnulrat created snails eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lidnibpitgetdobnulrat, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Lidnibpitgetdobnulrat, she will jump up and down on your head.
Lidnibpitgetdobnulrat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Lidnibpitgetdobnulrat's Holy Commandments1. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Lidnibpitgetdobnulrat on top of important buildings.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Never feed lots of rice to frogs while wearing violet kilts.
4. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.
5. Never talk about thermodynamics near turtles while wearing red corsets.
Kapminlad is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain
dove.
Kapminlad created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kapminlad, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Kapminlad, she will think nothing of it.
Kapminlad's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Kapminlad's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear nickel on your body.
2. Never think about stars.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Do not sing at forests.
5. Never mark doors with pink.
Nigyogtan is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, loving
crow.
Nigyogtan created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nigyogtan, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Nigyogtan, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Nigyogtan's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Nigyogtan's Holy Commandments1. Never mark doors with cyan.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Never speak aloud of signs.
4. Never wear red shorts.
5. Never talk about nebulae.
Bestcumsit is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, temperamental
cow.
Bestcumsit created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bestcumsit, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Bestcumsit, she will not invite you to parties.
Bestcumsit's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Bestcumsit's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.
2. Never gather seven voles in one place.
3. Learn nine new languages a year.
4. Do not sit in public.
5. Never hurt shrews.
Guplan is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, two-faced
weasel.
Guplan created matter four years ago.
If you believe in
Guplan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Guplan, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Guplan's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Guplan's Holy Commandments1. Do not place beans upon stone.
2. Never gather four snails in one place.
3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Never tolerate cries in holy places.
Wapnigken Quagflagbit is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, competent
eagle.
Wapnigken Quagflagbit created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wapnigken Quagflagbit, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Wapnigken Quagflagbit, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Wapnigken Quagflagbit's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Wapnigken Quagflagbit's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. You must love Wapnigken Quagflagbit.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never think about optics near moths while wearing pink skirts and balancing six silicon spheres on your arms.
Vadgomkim is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, fussy
finch.
Vadgomkim created everything that exists two million years ago.
If you believe in
Vadgomkim, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Vadgomkim, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Vadgomkim's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Vadgomkim's Holy Commandments1. Never feed strawberries to swans while wearing pink scarves.
2. Always cleanse ash with water.
3. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Always wear violet.
5. Do not prepare figs while filled with fear.
Bodvongat is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, boastful
meerkat.
Bodvongat created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bodvongat, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Bodvongat, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Bodvongat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Bodvongat's Holy Commandments1. Do not prepare lentils while filled with fear.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Erect four tin sculptures of Bodvongat on top of important buildings.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bodvongat.
5. Always share parsnips with strangers, but never with capybaras.
This instance of God Generator has made 110056 gods since 4/2/2018.
Source code available on
GitHub