Cibfubbum is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, moody walrus.

Cibfubbum created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibfubbum, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cibfubbum, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cibfubbum's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Cibfubbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never point your face toward the east during prayer.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

Sitvadlimlanvidkon is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain ferret.

Sitvadlimlanvidkon created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Sitvadlimlanvidkon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sitvadlimlanvidkon, she will turn you into a tree.

Sitvadlimlanvidkon's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Sitvadlimlanvidkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume pineapples at dawn.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never leap near hamsters.

Wad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, generous monkey.

Wad created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wad, it will throw large rocks at you.

Wad's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Wad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always wear black.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

5. Never gather three eagles in one place.

Kikcumyim is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud troll.

Kikcumyim created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikcumyim, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kikcumyim, he will turn you into a snail.

Kikcumyim's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Kikcumyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of balance in the presence of strangers.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.

Pidflyfig is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, selfish cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Pidflyfig created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidflyfig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pidflyfig, he will turn you into a plant.

Pidflyfig's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Pidflyfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always wash your face before prayer.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never hop in spring.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.

Cebfonfatlik is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable faun.

Cebfonfatlik created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebfonfatlik, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cebfonfatlik, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cebfonfatlik's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Cebfonfatlik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Never mention whales.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never bounce in summer.

Largjadpidhivdabont is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, grumpy monkey.

Largjadpidhivdabont created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Largjadpidhivdabont, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Largjadpidhivdabont, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Largjadpidhivdabont's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Largjadpidhivdabont's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.

Spagqueegmap is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, tranquil pigeon.

Spagqueegmap created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagqueegmap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Spagqueegmap, he will not care.

Spagqueegmap's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Spagqueegmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Always help doves in need.

5. Never play with disobedient children.