Flamlogsad is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent
wolf.
Flamlogsad created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flamlogsad, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Flamlogsad, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Flamlogsad's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Flamlogsad's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Do not travel during autumn.
4. Shun those given to sloth.
5. Flamlogsad must be the most important thing in your life.
Tipmilveg is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthoughtful
gnu.
Tipmilveg created carbon seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tipmilveg, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Tipmilveg, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Tipmilveg's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Tipmilveg's Holy Commandments1. Tipmilveg loves swans, so they must be respected.
2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Never sprint near doves.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tipmilveg.
5. Never talk about fire.
Stippittarbatwan is a god.
It takes the form of a small, astonishing
rat.
Stippittarbatwan created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Stippittarbatwan, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Stippittarbatwan, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Stippittarbatwan's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Stippittarbatwan's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Never record secrets.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Never allow porpoises to witness sacred rites.
5. Do not dye your hair pink.
Kabjondap is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless
wyvern.
Kabjondap created vertebrates six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kabjondap, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Kabjondap, he will turn you into a worm.
Kabjondap's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Kabjondap's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never bounce in holy places.
4. Do not place apples upon stone.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
Kimvedfitdog is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic
shark.
Kimvedfitdog created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kimvedfitdog, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Kimvedfitdog, it will send two she bears to sort you out.
Kimvedfitdog's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Kimvedfitdog's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear black clothing.
2. Never leap near rats.
3. Do not study enzymes on holy days.
4. Pray towards the east.
5. Never speak aloud of secrets.
Linteentig is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, impressive
goblin.
Linteentig created the planet Saturn three million years ago.
If you believe in
Linteentig, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Linteentig, it will not invite you to parties.
Linteentig's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Linteentig's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair cyan.
2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Never think about solid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing orange ear rings and balancing seven lead spheres on your feet.
4. Never speak aloud of names.
5. Do not make images of living things.
Nibnancim is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awesome
chinchilla.
Nibnancim created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nibnancim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Nibnancim, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Nibnancim's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Nibnancim's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Nibnancim.
2. Always help squirrels.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Nibnancim in the centre of the settlement.
5. Do not make images of living things.
This instance of God Generator has made 115760 gods since 4/2/2018.
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