Xenwodnibarp is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome jackal.

Xenwodnibarp created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenwodnibarp, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xenwodnibarp, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Xenwodnibarp's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Xenwodnibarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near dogs while wearing magenta jumpers and balancing five tin spheres on your chest.

2. Always help ants in need.

3. Worship no other gods but Xenwodnibarp.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Do not study deoxyribonucleic acid on holy days.

Jadpogfub Mondumkad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, capable alligator.

Jadpogfub Mondumkad created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadpogfub Mondumkad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jadpogfub Mondumkad, she will turn you into a slug.

Jadpogfub Mondumkad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Jadpogfub Mondumkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Never touch oil while tainted.

Wighunjap is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, blissful rat.

Wighunjap created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wighunjap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wighunjap, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wighunjap's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wighunjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from clay.

2. Do not wear jumpers marked with black.

3. Always share melons with strangers, but never with seals.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Always wear magenta.

Podgudwon is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, deceitful wasp.

Podgudwon created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podgudwon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Podgudwon, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Podgudwon's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Podgudwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with joy.

2. You must never eat parsnips.

3. Do not prepare peanuts while filled with fear.

4. Never sprint in the presence of birds.

5. Always treat ducks with great respect.

Tomfliglik is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty cobra.

Tomfliglik created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomfliglik, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tomfliglik, she will come to you in dreams.

Tomfliglik's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tomfliglik's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck mauve.

2. Never laugh near squirrels.

3. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

4. Do not hurt nematodes.

5. Do not hop at forests.

Hot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, staggering spider.

Hot created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hot, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hot, it will turn you into a tree.

Hot's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Hot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not travel during winter.

5. Do not fashion tools from lead.

Sugvonvab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, selfish seal.

Sugvonvab created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugvonvab, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sugvonvab, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Sugvonvab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sugvonvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Never talk about sharks.

Cimkantit is a god.

He takes the form of a small, selfish dog.

Cimkantit created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimkantit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cimkantit, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cimkantit's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cimkantit's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cimkantit.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Cimkantit loves cats, so they must be honoured.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.