Bastrapgom is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, almighty
tortoise.
Bastrapgom created a quark twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Bastrapgom, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Bastrapgom, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Bastrapgom's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Bastrapgom's Holy Commandments1. Remain standing during prayer.
2. Always help manatees in need.
3. Never think about dark energy.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never look at planets.
Cepsitort is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident
scorpion.
Cepsitort created an electron seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Cepsitort, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Cepsitort, it will make you grow a tail.
Cepsitort's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Cepsitort's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Never skip in the presence of badgers.
4. Never handle titanium while unclean.
5. Never adorn your face with cyan markings.
Butcumpas is a god.
She takes the form of a large, amazing
crane.
Butcumpas created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Butcumpas, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Butcumpas, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Butcumpas' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Butcumpas' Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.
2. Do not resist order.
3. Always maintain purity during fasting days.
4. Do not wear shoes marked with violet.
5. Learn six new languages a year.
Yattpodzagstan is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, annoying
jackal.
Yattpodzagstan created a down quark nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yattpodzagstan, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Yattpodzagstan, she will destroy your home solar system.
Yattpodzagstan's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Yattpodzagstan's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.
2. Never record names.
3. Never prepare parsnips during autumn.
4. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.
5. Always cleanse oil with water.
Cubhasgep is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring
hummingbird.
Cubhasgep created humankind three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cubhasgep, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Cubhasgep, it will destroy your home planet.
Cubhasgep's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Cubhasgep's Holy Commandments1. Put Cubhasgep first in all things.
2. Heed all dreams.
3. Pray only in darkness.
4. Never prepare figs during autumn.
5. Never feed lemons to voles while wearing ear rings.
Fumspagbin is a god.
It takes the form of a large, awesome
bird.
Fumspagbin created the solar system four years ago.
If you believe in
Fumspagbin, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Fumspagbin, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Fumspagbin's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Fumspagbin's Holy Commandments1. You must love Fumspagbin.
2. Do not wear trousers marked with mauve.
3. Always cleanse ash with water.
4. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.
5. Never cross rivers at midday.
Tonkflanfon is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, idiotic
otter.
Tonkflanfon created oxygen nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tonkflanfon, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Tonkflanfon, it will not care.
Tonkflanfon's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Tonkflanfon's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about nebulae.
2. Always help sick seals.
3. Feed all hungry voles.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Always cleanse ash with water.
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