Dossbugkim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, bad-tempered badger.

Dossbugkim created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossbugkim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dossbugkim, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dossbugkim's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dossbugkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

4. Hide from cyan cats for they are unholy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.

Tadbimdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, staggering grasshopper.

Tadbimdoss created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadbimdoss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tadbimdoss, it will turn you into a dog.

Tadbimdoss' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Tadbimdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your feet with violet markings.

2. Never gather seven voles in one place.

3. Never handle tin while unclean.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

5. Do not hurt dogs.

Dut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful hedgehog.

Dut created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dut, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dut, she will turn you into a tree.

Dut's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dut's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your feet with turquoise.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help bats in need.

Fengessbusdit is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, pitiless cow.

Fengessbusdit created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fengessbusdit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fengessbusdit, it will come to you in dreams.

Fengessbusdit's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fengessbusdit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Fengessbusdit in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not record signs concerning stars.

5. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

Popquamgep Bab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, fussy weasel.

Popquamgep Bab created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popquamgep Bab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Popquamgep Bab, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Popquamgep Bab's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Popquamgep Bab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Popquamgep Bab.

2. Never mark doors with violet.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Never travel toward the west during winter.

5. Popquamgep Bab loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

Nuttmatnar Minnulldob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, ill-tempered horse.

Nuttmatnar Minnulldob created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttmatnar Minnulldob, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nuttmatnar Minnulldob, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nuttmatnar Minnulldob's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nuttmatnar Minnulldob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near nematodes while wearing indigo dresses and balancing three nickel spheres on your arms.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not sprint at mountains.

4. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.

Tannablibhiv Fenfudzaklag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, flying lobster.

Tannablibhiv Fenfudzaklag created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tannablibhiv Fenfudzaklag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tannablibhiv Fenfudzaklag, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tannablibhiv Fenfudzaklag's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tannablibhiv Fenfudzaklag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never adorn your face with indigo markings.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Do not shave your arms.

Hivbitnart is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, conceited crab.

Hivbitnart created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivbitnart, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hivbitnart, he will be very unhappy.

Hivbitnart's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Hivbitnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.