Stipnartnad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unthinking camel.

Stipnartnad created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipnartnad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stipnartnad, he will try to impress you with trees.

Stipnartnad's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Stipnartnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips on days of mourning.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always act with humility when addressing children.

Arpcepdod is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, fussy pigeon.

Arpcepdod created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpcepdod, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Arpcepdod, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Arpcepdod's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Arpcepdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt foxes.

2. Never sing in winter.

3. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

4. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

Fommidrot is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, astonishing centipede.

Fommidrot created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fommidrot, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fommidrot, she will not invite you to parties.

Fommidrot's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fommidrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your hands with green markings.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near aardvarks while wearing yellow coats and balancing eight platinum spheres on your neck.

4. Fommidrot loves birds, so they must be respected.

5. Always help shrews in need.

Busdagbogyat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing shark.

Busdagbogyat created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busdagbogyat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Busdagbogyat, it will come to you in dreams.

Busdagbogyat's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Busdagbogyat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never gather nine whales in one place.

3. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

5. Always act with humility when addressing children.

Arpliplun is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, generous hummingbird.

Arpliplun created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpliplun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Arpliplun, she will try to impress you with trees.

Arpliplun's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Arpliplun's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

Batbonklad Tipban is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, quiet coyote.

Batbonklad Tipban created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Batbonklad Tipban, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Batbonklad Tipban, she will remove you from existence.

Batbonklad Tipban's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Batbonklad Tipban's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never approach mountains carrying ash.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

Vagteenkan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, strong donkey.

Vagteenkan created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagteenkan, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vagteenkan, it will refuse to believe in you.

Vagteenkan's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Vagteenkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your face with violet.

2. Never talk about gravity near nematodes while wearing pink rings.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Heed all dreams.

5. Always obey Vagteenkan's priests.

Gutyokdamleg is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, sapient cow.

Gutyokdamleg created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Gutyokdamleg, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gutyokdamleg, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gutyokdamleg's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Gutyokdamleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove scarves before touching lead.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Never allow tapirs to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.