Cussmetyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, prudent dove.

Cussmetyarp created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussmetyarp, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cussmetyarp, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cussmetyarp's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cussmetyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Remain prostrate during prayer.

2. Never mix lemons with ash.

3. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.

5. Never look at black holes.

Bestfomnakzandoss is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, deceitful monkey.

Bestfomnakzandoss created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestfomnakzandoss, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bestfomnakzandoss, she will turn you into a worm.

Bestfomnakzandoss' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bestfomnakzandoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never allow shrews to witness sacred rites.

2. Never point your back toward the east during prayer.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Never think about dark energy.

Libged is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, compassionate troll.

Libged created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Libged, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Libged, she will turn you into a snail.

Libged's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Libged's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never write about quantum field theory.

3. Always treat mice with great respect.

4. Always share bananas with strangers, but never with frogs.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

Sinlegfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, smart rat.

Sinlegfarn created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Sinlegfarn, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sinlegfarn, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sinlegfarn's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Sinlegfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never eat peas.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

Begdodlat is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unfair shrew.

Begdodlat created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Begdodlat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Begdodlat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Begdodlat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Begdodlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries on holy days.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Always cleanse blood with water.

5. Do not fashion tools from silver.

Wadwigvab is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous skunk.

Wadwigvab created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Wadwigvab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wadwigvab, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wadwigvab's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Wadwigvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near sharks while wearing black jumpers and balancing eight platinum spheres on your head.

3. Do not record secrets concerning black holes.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Do not keep nine eagles in a large pit.

Karmadhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, duplicitous fairy.

Karmadhiv created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karmadhiv, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Karmadhiv, he will destroy your home solar system.

Karmadhiv's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Karmadhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Do not chop down trees.

Kombunstig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying horse.

Kombunstig created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kombunstig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kombunstig, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kombunstig's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Kombunstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather three dolphins in one place.

2. Never handle copper while unclean.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kombunstig.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near doves while wearing black trousers and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your neck.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.