Negnegsug is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind horse.

Negnegsug created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negnegsug, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Negnegsug, she will turn you into a sheep.

Negnegsug's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Negnegsug's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Do not speak about limes.

3. Always obey Negnegsug's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

Tap is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, awe-inspiring deer.

Tap created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tap, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tap's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Tap's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six birds near bridges.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near ducks while wearing red shirts.

3. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always treat dogs with great respect.

Kipmotgub is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy faun.

Kipmotgub created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipmotgub, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kipmotgub, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Kipmotgub's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Kipmotgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snails.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Kipmotgub.

4. Never remain bowed at dawn.

5. Never stain your hands with gray.

Tapquafcar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, stupid butterfly.

Tapquafcar created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tapquafcar, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tapquafcar, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tapquafcar's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tapquafcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with green.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Do not place melons upon stone.

Kiplatsand is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, all-powerful whale.

Kiplatsand created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kiplatsand, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Kiplatsand, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kiplatsand's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Kiplatsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of nematodes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Erect nine silver sculptures of Kiplatsand on top of important buildings.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.

Flowrulzan Gommig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous yak.

Flowrulzan Gommig created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowrulzan Gommig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flowrulzan Gommig, he will have a low opinion of you.

Flowrulzan Gommig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Flowrulzan Gommig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never stain your hands with green.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Do not name children after ants.

5. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

Tiplapgab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, resourceful deer.

Tiplapgab created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiplapgab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tiplapgab, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Tiplapgab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Tiplapgab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never touch water while unclean.

5. Never record numbers.

Popbepmot is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, boastful jellyfish.

Popbepmot created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popbepmot, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Popbepmot, he will try to impress you with trees.

Popbepmot's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Popbepmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

2. Never talk about optics near capybaras while wearing green tights.

3. Shun those given to cruelty.

4. Do not step barefoot upon blue earth.

5. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.