Motcubfom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, loving tapir.

Motcubfom created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Motcubfom, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Motcubfom, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Motcubfom's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Motcubfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

4. Do not hurt hamsters.

5. Do not place nuts upon stone.

Pidomtken is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, fussy gorilla.

Pidomtken created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidomtken, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pidomtken, it will destroy your favourite star.

Pidomtken's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Pidomtken's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never touch oil while tainted.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

Wegvenflis is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unjust giraffe.

Wegvenflis created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegvenflis, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wegvenflis, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Wegvenflis' most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Wegvenflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Put Wegvenflis first in all things.

3. Never gather nine gulls in one place.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Always count to seven before sleeping.

Vilhivgof is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, temperamental naga.

Vilhivgof created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilhivgof, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vilhivgof, it will curse you with boils.

Vilhivgof's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Vilhivgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never handle iron while unclean.

3. Never approach forests carrying clay.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not travel during summer.

Catdapzak is a god.

She takes the form of a large, idiotic zebra.

Catdapzak created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catdapzak, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Catdapzak, she will cry a lot.

Catdapzak's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Catdapzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Catdapzak must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never eat limes on days of mourning.

5. Always store aubergines above ground.

Flatnil is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring narwhal.

Flatnil created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatnil, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flatnil, she will be very unhappy.

Flatnil's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Flatnil's Holy Commandments

1. Flatnil must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

3. Do not keep eight capybaras in a large pit.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

Vogvolbug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, almighty bat.

Vogvolbug created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogvolbug, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vogvolbug, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vogvolbug's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Vogvolbug's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vogvolbug.

2. Always look after injured dolphins.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always obey Vogvolbug's priests.

Yamflypodbelltar is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, wise guinea pig.

Yamflypodbelltar created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamflypodbelltar, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yamflypodbelltar, it will be mildly annoyed.

Yamflypodbelltar's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Yamflypodbelltar's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

5. Put Yamflypodbelltar first in all things.