Arfyamyarltail Nelldudlarp Nibzedvigzog is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, conceited salamander.

Arfyamyarltail Nelldudlarp Nibzedvigzog created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfyamyarltail Nelldudlarp Nibzedvigzog, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Arfyamyarltail Nelldudlarp Nibzedvigzog, she will manifest in front of you.

Arfyamyarltail Nelldudlarp Nibzedvigzog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Arfyamyarltail Nelldudlarp Nibzedvigzog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never mention squirrels.

4. Always look after injured hamsters.

5. Never wear shirts.
Ortkamgud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, generous raccoon.

Ortkamgud created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortkamgud, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ortkamgud, she will turn you into a dog.

Ortkamgud's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Ortkamgud's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not leap at rivers.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
Citrullcim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, compassionate chicken.

Citrullcim created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Citrullcim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Citrullcim, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Citrullcim's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Citrullcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to pigs while wearing skirts.

2. Never think about spacetime near birds while wearing yellow trousers and balancing five aluminium spheres on your arms.

3. Do not kill snails.

4. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

5. Always remove shorts before touching iron.
Fossarfgomgutpark is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, dishonourable coyote.

Fossarfgomgutpark created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossarfgomgutpark, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fossarfgomgutpark, she will be very unhappy.

Fossarfgomgutpark's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fossarfgomgutpark's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not kill nematodes.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not resist balance.
Nartbunbif is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured ferret.

Nartbunbif created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartbunbif, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nartbunbif, it will turn you into a hamster.

Nartbunbif's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Nartbunbif's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not keep nine sharks in a large pit.

3. Retreat if eight foxes approach from the south.

4. Never fashion tools from clay.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.
Zakcutkon is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciful capybara.

Zakcutkon created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Zakcutkon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zakcutkon, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zakcutkon's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Zakcutkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

5. Do not make images of living things.
Jenbessig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate owl.

Jenbessig created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenbessig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jenbessig, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Jenbessig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Jenbessig's Holy Commandments

1. Always store figs above ground.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Run away if five mice approach from the south.

4. Never think ill of sick otters.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.
Armpogpop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, emotional mouse.

Armpogpop created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armpogpop, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Armpogpop, he will manifest in front of you.

Armpogpop's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Armpogpop's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Never cross rivers at dusk.

3. Always share turnips with strangers, but never with tapirs.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

5. Worship no other gods but Armpogpop.

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