Tadrulltapgid is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous snail.

Tadrulltapgid created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Tadrulltapgid, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tadrulltapgid, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Tadrulltapgid's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Tadrulltapgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never hop in the presence of mice.

3. Never sit near otters.

4. Never approach forests carrying clay.

5. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

Nurllikpopbunlabmap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever swan.

Nurllikpopbunlabmap created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurllikpopbunlabmap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nurllikpopbunlabmap, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nurllikpopbunlabmap's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nurllikpopbunlabmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dogs.

2. Never discuss deoxyribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

3. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

4. Never mark doors with black.

5. Always remove boots before touching titanium.

Hivhatflig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, deceitful ant.

Hivhatflig created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivhatflig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hivhatflig, it will have a low opinion of you.

Hivhatflig's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Hivhatflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats.

2. Do not study ribonucleic acid on holy days.

3. Hide from gray monkeys for they are unholy.

4. Never feed lots of coconuts to mites while wearing turquoise jumpers.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near badgers while wearing blue corsets and balancing three gold spheres on your back.

Dobbepomin is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, dishonest elephant.

Dobbepomin created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobbepomin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dobbepomin, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Dobbepomin's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dobbepomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Retreat if four frogs approach from the south.

Nellrigcimflabsig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm crocodile.

Nellrigcimflabsig created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nellrigcimflabsig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nellrigcimflabsig, he will have a low opinion of you.

Nellrigcimflabsig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nellrigcimflabsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. Never speak at midday.

Taldudflag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever dingo.

Taldudflag created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Taldudflag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Taldudflag, he will turn you into a puffin.

Taldudflag's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Taldudflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Shun those given to sloth.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Never eat melons on fasting days.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Taldudflag.

Stanlanbog is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful raven.

Stanlanbog created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stanlanbog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stanlanbog, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Stanlanbog's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Stanlanbog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Stanlanbog in the centre of the settlement.

2. You must pray to Stanlanbog three times a day.

3. Never cross mountains at midday.

4. Never allow badgers to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not take Stanlanbog's name in vain.

Fatbopnak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, bad-tempered rhinoceros.

Fatbopnak created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatbopnak, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fatbopnak, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fatbopnak's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fatbopnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare rice while filled with fear.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never feed lots of oranges to nematodes while wearing white hats.