Cadnigdib is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing faun.

Cadnigdib created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadnigdib, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cadnigdib, he will torture you forever.

Cadnigdib's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cadnigdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

2. Do not record secrets concerning comets.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Hide from turquoise foxes for they are unholy.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.

Babnulbassceb is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable raven.

Babnulbassceb created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babnulbassceb, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Babnulbassceb, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Babnulbassceb's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Babnulbassceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix figs with ash.

2. Always obey Babnulbassceb's priests.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Never feed lentils to birds while wearing boots.

5. Always take life seriously.

Narljipbug is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, generous wyvern.

Narljipbug created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Narljipbug, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Narljipbug, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Narljipbug's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Narljipbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tapirs.

2. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

3. Never adorn your face with purple markings.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Narljipbug in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must pray to Narljipbug three times a day.

Zedboparp Bittif is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Zedboparp Bittif created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedboparp Bittif, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zedboparp Bittif, it will turn you into a goat.

Zedboparp Bittif's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Zedboparp Bittif's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near horses while wearing fawn trousers and balancing six copper spheres on your feet.

Tinmitgid Kipappcem is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, annoying jackal.

Tinmitgid Kipappcem created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Tinmitgid Kipappcem, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tinmitgid Kipappcem, she will turn you into a frog.

Tinmitgid Kipappcem's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tinmitgid Kipappcem's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown swans, for they are unholy.

2. Never cross mountains at midnight.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.

5. Never mix oranges with ash.

Shavlipbut is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient snake.

Shavlipbut created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Shavlipbut, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Shavlipbut, she will ignore you.

Shavlipbut's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Shavlipbut's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never gather five cats near wells.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always remove tights before touching zinc.

Yattmigwan Tarlarpnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, resourceful cobra.

Yattmigwan Tarlarpnurt created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattmigwan Tarlarpnurt, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yattmigwan Tarlarpnurt, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yattmigwan Tarlarpnurt's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Yattmigwan Tarlarpnurt's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat parsnips.

2. You must love Yattmigwan Tarlarpnurt.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never discuss ribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

5. Do not keep eight moths in a large pit.

Cadrotvadgubbugrullbestteen is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast rhinoceros.

Cadrotvadgubbugrullbestteen created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadrotvadgubbugrullbestteen, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cadrotvadgubbugrullbestteen, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cadrotvadgubbugrullbestteen's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Cadrotvadgubbugrullbestteen's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Never hop near horses.