Vogcudkan is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, omnipotent
goose.
Vogcudkan created gold two million years ago.
If you believe in
Vogcudkan, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Vogcudkan, she will laugh at you.
Vogcudkan's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Vogcudkan's Holy Commandments1. Erect four gold sculptures of Vogcudkan on top of important buildings.
2. Never stain your feet with fawn.
3. Always check lakes for frogs.
4. Do not prepare nuts while filled with fear.
5. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.
Catzenquart is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking
skunk.
Catzenquart created Africa nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Catzenquart, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Catzenquart, she will try to impress you with trees.
Catzenquart's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Catzenquart's Holy Commandments1. Never feed coconuts to foxes while wearing turquoise corsets.
2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Do not speak about nuts.
5. Do not trade with those who eat apples.
Cartunbep Bimcimdid is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, annoying
coyote.
Cartunbep Bimcimdid created an up quark twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Cartunbep Bimcimdid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Cartunbep Bimcimdid, it will send you a sign.
Cartunbep Bimcimdid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Cartunbep Bimcimdid's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.
2. Feed all hungry otters.
3. Never wear stockings.
4. Always look after injured swans.
5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
Febliblist is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented
jackal.
Febliblist created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Febliblist, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Febliblist, it will strike you with lightening.
Febliblist's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Febliblist's Holy Commandments1. Hide if seven otters approach from the east.
2. Do not eat peanuts.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Febliblist.
4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near squirrels while wearing turquoise tights.
5. Do not prepare cucumbers while filled with envy.
Bepruttnad is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome
clam.
Bepruttnad created water twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Bepruttnad, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Bepruttnad, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Bepruttnad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Bepruttnad's Holy Commandments1. Never allow ants to witness sacred rites.
2. Never travel toward the east during spring.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Never think about dark energy.
5. Always pray immersed in water.
Jiphattof is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous
deer.
Jiphattof created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Jiphattof, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Jiphattof, he will have a low opinion of you.
Jiphattof's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Jiphattof's Holy Commandments1. Always share spinach with strangers, but never with foxes.
2. Never gather nine ducks in one place.
3. Never write about archaea.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Always count to six before sleeping.
Mapsoggar is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciful
butterfly.
Mapsoggar created tapeworms twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Mapsoggar, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Mapsoggar, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Mapsoggar's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Mapsoggar's Holy Commandments1. Never wear indigo corsets.
2. Always help hamsters in need.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Do not covet oxen.
Tombuswap is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, caring
rat.
Tombuswap created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tombuswap, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Tombuswap, she will cry a lot.
Tombuswap's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Tombuswap's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your back.
2. Never eat wheat on days of mourning.
3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
4. Erect four platinum sculptures of Tombuswap on top of important buildings.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
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