Bellooprow is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome weasel.

Bellooprow created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Bellooprow, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bellooprow, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bellooprow's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bellooprow's Holy Commandments

1. Always share strawberries with strangers, but never with goats.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Hide if three tapirs approach from the west.

5. Always count to eight before sleeping.

Rillfumnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, happy goose.

Rillfumnarl created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Rillfumnarl, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rillfumnarl, she will destroy your favourite star.

Rillfumnarl's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rillfumnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach crossroads carrying bone.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

Funarnrap is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, all-knowing bear.

Funarnrap created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Funarnrap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Funarnrap, he will not invite you to parties.

Funarnrap's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Funarnrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the west during winter.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never jump in the presence of porpoises.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

5. Never eat green fruit.

Ciphatkap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, narcissistic seal.

Ciphatkap created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciphatkap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ciphatkap, he will come to you in dreams.

Ciphatkap's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ciphatkap's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Ciphatkap six times a day.

2. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

3. Never stain your face with yellow.

4. Never talk about special relativity.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

Hadfabwad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever yak.

Hadfabwad created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadfabwad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hadfabwad, it will destroy your home solar system.

Hadfabwad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hadfabwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

2. Retreat if three bats approach from the east.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near foxes while wearing turquoise boots and balancing seven iron spheres on your head.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about fire.

Hasbinvildon is a god.

He takes the form of a small, uncaring hummingbird.

Hasbinvildon created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasbinvildon, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hasbinvildon, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Hasbinvildon's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hasbinvildon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

5. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

Sakzagwat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust dragonfly.

Sakzagwat created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakzagwat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sakzagwat, it will turn you into a sheep.

Sakzagwat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sakzagwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Never adorn your head with pink markings.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never pray while filled with anger.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

Stanhontamboss Dissflisflow Omtcemfargebtityatgunlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a large, selfish coyote.

Stanhontamboss Dissflisflow Omtcemfargebtityatgunlarn created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Stanhontamboss Dissflisflow Omtcemfargebtityatgunlarn, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stanhontamboss Dissflisflow Omtcemfargebtityatgunlarn, she will turn you into a plant.

Stanhontamboss Dissflisflow Omtcemfargebtityatgunlarn's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Stanhontamboss Dissflisflow Omtcemfargebtityatgunlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about spacetime near bats while wearing green hats and balancing six lead spheres on your feet.

3. Do not consume cherries at dawn.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Never eat green fruit.