Cinzimpit is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, charitable toad.

Cinzimpit created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinzimpit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cinzimpit, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cinzimpit's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cinzimpit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never sing in spring.

5. Never eat green fruit.

Cumyatduss is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet bear.

Cumyatduss created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Cumyatduss, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cumyatduss, it will not care.

Cumyatduss' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Cumyatduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not consume peanuts at dawn.

3. Never chant in the presence of frogs.

4. Always store peas above ground.

5. Always look after injured geese.

Huncedmot is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty narwhal.

Huncedmot created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Huncedmot, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Huncedmot, he will turn you into a slug.

Huncedmot's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Huncedmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

4. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

Lidnelsag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, clever snail.

Lidnelsag created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidnelsag, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lidnelsag, it will turn you into a rat.

Lidnelsag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Lidnelsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

2. Never feed figs to aardvarks while wearing skirts.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Lidnelsag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not record secrets concerning black holes.

Motmitgut is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, overgenerous crab.

Motmitgut created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motmitgut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Motmitgut, he will turn you into a dog.

Motmitgut's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Motmitgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of names.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not eat corn.

Hothakquillbell is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic lobster.

Hothakquillbell created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hothakquillbell, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hothakquillbell, he will not invite you to parties.

Hothakquillbell's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Hothakquillbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not jump at mountains.

3. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not hurt otters.

Bonlistjon Sughomfub Nadcibgaryim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered clam.

Bonlistjon Sughomfub Nadcibgaryim created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bonlistjon Sughomfub Nadcibgaryim, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonlistjon Sughomfub Nadcibgaryim, she will ignore you.

Bonlistjon Sughomfub Nadcibgaryim's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bonlistjon Sughomfub Nadcibgaryim's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

2. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

3. Do not record secrets concerning black holes.

4. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat bark.

Camquagyarl Xincudfob is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, clever finch.

Camquagyarl Xincudfob created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camquagyarl Xincudfob, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Camquagyarl Xincudfob, he will remove you from existence.

Camquagyarl Xincudfob's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Camquagyarl Xincudfob's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never laugh in winter.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never feed turnips to geese while wearing yellow trousers.