Vegrotgil is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable walrus.

Vegrotgil created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegrotgil, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vegrotgil, it will turn you into a plant.

Vegrotgil's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Vegrotgil's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vegrotgil.

2. Do not kill turtles.

3. Do not take Vegrotgil's name in vain.

4. Vegrotgil loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
Pasdinzenlamgodgumsand Bunquafbif Bomdamsakbog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful hamster.

Pasdinzenlamgodgumsand Bunquafbif Bomdamsakbog created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasdinzenlamgodgumsand Bunquafbif Bomdamsakbog, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pasdinzenlamgodgumsand Bunquafbif Bomdamsakbog, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Pasdinzenlamgodgumsand Bunquafbif Bomdamsakbog's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Pasdinzenlamgodgumsand Bunquafbif Bomdamsakbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle lead while unclean.

2. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

3. Hide from orange birds for they are unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat green fruit.
Wipjapbad is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, humorless snake.

Wipjapbad created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wipjapbad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wipjapbad, he will laugh at you.

Wipjapbad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Wipjapbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Never stain your arms with turquoise.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.
Vinmum is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unsympathetic human.

Vinmum created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vinmum, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vinmum, she will torture you forever.

Vinmum's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Vinmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near ducks while wearing gray tights and balancing seven silicon spheres on your back.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Always remove scarves before entering holy places.

5. Always look after injured manatees.
Rullooppag is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-powerful mongoose.

Rullooppag created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullooppag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rullooppag, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rullooppag's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Rullooppag's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.

2. Always obey Rullooppag's priests.

3. Hide from cyan ants for they are unholy.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Never jump in spring.
Bitsogpas is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unfair wombat.

Bitsogpas created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitsogpas, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bitsogpas, it will have a low opinion of you.

Bitsogpas' most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bitsogpas' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bitsogpas.

3. You must love Bitsogpas.

4. Do not prepare corn while wearing skirts.

5. Do not hurt rats.
Loopsak is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful snake.

Loopsak created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Loopsak, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Loopsak, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Loopsak's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Loopsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat cucumbers.

3. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about special relativity near snakes while wearing turquoise boots and balancing six tin spheres on your hands.
Podhonfot is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, slow faun.

Podhonfot created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podhonfot, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Podhonfot, she will think nothing of it.

Podhonfot's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Podhonfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet green.

2. You must pray to Podhonfot nine times a day.

3. Hide from orange otters for they are unholy.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Podhonfot in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.

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