Rilpitjap is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, caring fly.

Rilpitjap created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilpitjap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rilpitjap, it will try to impress you with trees.

Rilpitjap's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Rilpitjap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rilpitjap's priests.

2. Never bounce in the presence of sheep.

3. Rilpitjap loves ducks, so they must be respected.

4. Do not kill tapirs.

5. Do not speak about tomatoes.

Tonkcidmon Rakrakhit is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful swan.

Tonkcidmon Rakrakhit created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonkcidmon Rakrakhit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonkcidmon Rakrakhit, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tonkcidmon Rakrakhit's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tonkcidmon Rakrakhit's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.

5. Never think about special relativity near doves while wearing white shirts and balancing eight nickel spheres on your feet.

Jigsafyak is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind lobster.

Jigsafyak created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigsafyak, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jigsafyak, he will turn you into a mole.

Jigsafyak's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Jigsafyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Always help capybaras.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

Yartyarttof is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, sapient gerbil.

Yartyarttof created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartyarttof, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yartyarttof, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Yartyarttof's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Yartyarttof's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in darkness.

2. Hide from turquoise sharks for they are unholy.

3. Do not step barefoot upon black earth.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not run at crossroads.

Konbapgut Jabkarnill Mobgudbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fussy bird.

Konbapgut Jabkarnill Mobgudbaf created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konbapgut Jabkarnill Mobgudbaf, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Konbapgut Jabkarnill Mobgudbaf, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Konbapgut Jabkarnill Mobgudbaf's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Konbapgut Jabkarnill Mobgudbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

2. Always obey Konbapgut Jabkarnill Mobgudbaf's priests.

3. Always help sick frogs.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

Dum Wodhakbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent wombat.

Dum Wodhakbonk created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dum Wodhakbonk, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dum Wodhakbonk, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Dum Wodhakbonk's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dum Wodhakbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green moths for they are unholy.

2. Do not prepare grapes while filled with anger.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Never allow geese to witness sacred rites.

5. Always wear magenta.

Ingjampib Libnarllop is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, benevolent goblin.

Ingjampib Libnarllop created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingjampib Libnarllop, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ingjampib Libnarllop, he will cry a lot.

Ingjampib Libnarllop's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Ingjampib Libnarllop's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to pigs while wearing pink scarves.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never look at comets.

4. You must love Ingjampib Libnarllop.

5. Do not drink alcohol.

Hogbabflis is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, pitiless ferret.

Hogbabflis created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogbabflis, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hogbabflis, it will think nothing of it.

Hogbabflis' most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Hogbabflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near horses.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.

5. Never skip in the presence of badgers.