Japtafbad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, merciless swallow.

Japtafbad created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Japtafbad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Japtafbad, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Japtafbad's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Japtafbad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Japtafbad.

2. Never mix melons with ash.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not keep seven cats in a large pit.

5. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

Honjadmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish crocodile.

Honjadmeg created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honjadmeg, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Honjadmeg, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Honjadmeg's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Honjadmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch blood while tainted.

2. Never adorn your chest with indigo markings.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always wash your legs before prayer.

Larnwadfob is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful dryad.

Larnwadfob created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnwadfob, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Larnwadfob, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Larnwadfob's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Larnwadfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare figs during spring.

2. Never eat oranges on days of mourning.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

Rantimquillsad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Rantimquillsad created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rantimquillsad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rantimquillsad, she will turn you into a rat.

Rantimquillsad's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Rantimquillsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow horses to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near capybaras while wearing white tights.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near tortoises while wearing green trousers and balancing six platinum spheres on your head.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

Wodsintap is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, smart porpoise.

Wodsintap created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodsintap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wodsintap, he will turn you into a puffin.

Wodsintap's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Wodsintap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain coats during rituals.

2. You must pray to Wodsintap four times a day.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never whisper while facing east.

Butflagmif is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, merciful giraffe.

Butflagmif created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Butflagmif, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Butflagmif, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Butflagmif's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Butflagmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix peanuts with ash.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Butflagmif.

3. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near birds while wearing gray boots.

Parklikmotnill is a god.

He takes the form of a large, flying eagle.

Parklikmotnill created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Parklikmotnill, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Parklikmotnill, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Parklikmotnill's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Parklikmotnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

3. Always store strawberries above ground.

4. Never handle silver while unclean.

5. Never feed turnips to mice while wearing ear rings.

Xenbidgovdot is a god.

It takes the form of a large, tiresome bee.

Xenbidgovdot created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Xenbidgovdot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Xenbidgovdot, it will be mildly annoyed.

Xenbidgovdot's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Xenbidgovdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Do not prepare wheat while wearing corsets.

3. Never leap near pigs.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never allow doves to sleep beneath your roof.