Artkapbap is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, intelligent
butterfly.
Artkapbap created the planet Mars six million years ago.
If you believe in
Artkapbap, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Artkapbap, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Artkapbap's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Artkapbap's Holy Commandments1. Heed all dreams.
2. Never talk about eagles.
3. Never talk about dark energy.
4. Never wear yellow coats.
5. Never cross forests at midday.
Vegkankim is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring
rat.
Vegkankim created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vegkankim, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Vegkankim, he will turn you into a mole.
Vegkankim's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Vegkankim's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
2. Do not wear violet clothing.
3. Never mention seals.
4. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.
5. Do not travel during summer.
Pogvendog is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous
dryad.
Pogvendog created snails six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pogvendog, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Pogvendog, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Pogvendog's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Pogvendog's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick sheep.
2. Never sit in holy places.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.
5. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.
Nelldagsaften is a god.
She takes the form of a large, unsympathetic
bear.
Nelldagsaften created life four million years ago.
If you believe in
Nelldagsaften, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Nelldagsaften, she will turn you into a goat.
Nelldagsaften's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Nelldagsaften's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Never hurt geese.
3. Never sit near otters.
4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.
5. Do not fashion tools from zinc.
Matfubbell is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, clever
centaur.
Matfubbell created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Matfubbell, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Matfubbell, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Matfubbell's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Matfubbell's Holy Commandments1. Put Matfubbell first in all things.
2. Nematodes are not to be trusted.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Run away if seven ants approach from the east.
Yogjanrip is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, wise
goose.
Yogjanrip created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yogjanrip, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Yogjanrip, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Yogjanrip's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Yogjanrip's Holy Commandments1. Hide from blue horses for they are unholy.
2. You must never eat bread.
3. Never feed wheat to tortoises while wearing gray trousers.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.
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