Nutflatlooport is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident bat.

Nutflatlooport created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutflatlooport, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nutflatlooport, it will not care.

Nutflatlooport's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nutflatlooport's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention porpoises.

2. Never laugh in winter.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

5. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

Pakgilkan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, conceited dolphin.

Pakgilkan created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakgilkan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pakgilkan, it will remove you from existence.

Pakgilkan's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Pakgilkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest orange.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Do not kill frogs.

Gofgebnad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, weak hare.

Gofgebnad created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gofgebnad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gofgebnad, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gofgebnad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gofgebnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never hurt doves.

4. Never travel toward the west during autumn.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

Hennurljanbafkimnanyam is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous goat.

Hennurljanbafkimnanyam created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hennurljanbafkimnanyam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hennurljanbafkimnanyam, she will turn you into a rat.

Hennurljanbafkimnanyam's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Hennurljanbafkimnanyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Never eat lentils on days of mourning.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

Quillhotneg is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, dishonest tortoise.

Quillhotneg created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillhotneg, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quillhotneg, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Quillhotneg's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Quillhotneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not consume peanuts at dawn.

4. Do not hurt sheep.

5. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

Bundussag is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, uncaring eagle.

Bundussag created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bundussag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bundussag, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bundussag's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bundussag's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in winter.

2. Bundussag loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Never hop in the presence of elders.

4. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bundussag.

Libgodcin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, irritating clam.

Libgodcin created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libgodcin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Libgodcin, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Libgodcin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Libgodcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare peas while wearing ear rings.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not record secrets concerning planets.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.

Citkinbim is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthinking giraffe.

Citkinbim created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citkinbim, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Citkinbim, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Citkinbim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Citkinbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

5. Never eat cucumbers on holy days.