Fossdabrull is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, smart faun.

Fossdabrull created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossdabrull, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fossdabrull, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fossdabrull's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Fossdabrull's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Never pray while filled with pride.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

Sterstafwonbod is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, awesome dragonfly.

Sterstafwonbod created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterstafwonbod, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sterstafwonbod, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sterstafwonbod's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Sterstafwonbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never gather nine sharks near walls.

5. Never sprint in summer.

Komtifnull is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful hydra.

Komtifnull created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Komtifnull, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Komtifnull, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Komtifnull's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Komtifnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove kilts before touching lead.

2. Heed all visions.

3. Never whisper while facing east.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help moths.

Cudgodzag Sithubfud is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient lizard.

Cudgodzag Sithubfud created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudgodzag Sithubfud, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cudgodzag Sithubfud, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cudgodzag Sithubfud's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cudgodzag Sithubfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cudgodzag Sithubfud.

Pighenganlim is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, emotional sheep.

Pighenganlim created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pighenganlim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pighenganlim, he will send minions to preach to you.

Pighenganlim's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Pighenganlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never mark doors with brown.

3. Never hurt tapirs.

4. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Pighenganlim on top of important buildings.

5. Always treat moths with great respect.

Dudgessnel is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, calm raven.

Dudgessnel created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudgessnel, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dudgessnel, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dudgessnel's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dudgessnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of elders.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think ill of sick mites.

4. Never point your chest toward the south during prayer.

5. Always pray immersed in water.

Bapmonvid Talbafpom Hugtappin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty meerkat.

Bapmonvid Talbafpom Hugtappin created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Bapmonvid Talbafpom Hugtappin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bapmonvid Talbafpom Hugtappin, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bapmonvid Talbafpom Hugtappin's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bapmonvid Talbafpom Hugtappin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare wheat while wearing coats.

2. Do not run at mountains.

3. Never pray while filled with envy.

4. Always treat great tits with great respect.

5. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

Padlikgun is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, calm shrew.

Padlikgun created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padlikgun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Padlikgun, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Padlikgun's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Padlikgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Never gather three swans in one place.

3. Never chant while facing east.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.