Wadquamsab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring wren.

Wadquamsab created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wadquamsab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wadquamsab, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wadquamsab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Wadquamsab's Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near snakes while wearing yellow stockings and balancing four iron spheres on your chest.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not kill monkeys.

Kombunpark is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful coyote.

Kombunpark created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kombunpark, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kombunpark, it will send minions to preach to you.

Kombunpark's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Kombunpark's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kombunpark.

2. Always share parsnips with strangers, but never with swans.

3. Never stain your feet with orange.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never touch blood while unclean.

Kipnegcar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional snake.

Kipnegcar created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipnegcar, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Kipnegcar, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Kipnegcar's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Kipnegcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

4. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

5. Do not cook food in pots.

Rillmanquill Fudpadbast is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, deceitful cat.

Rillmanquill Fudpadbast created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillmanquill Fudpadbast, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rillmanquill Fudpadbast, it will jump up and down on your head.

Rillmanquill Fudpadbast's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rillmanquill Fudpadbast's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not resist fate.

4. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

5. Rillmanquill Fudpadbast must be the most important thing in your life.

Logvonkrull is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, amazing elephant.

Logvonkrull created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Logvonkrull, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Logvonkrull, it will turn you into a snail.

Logvonkrull's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Logvonkrull's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Logvonkrull.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Logvonkrull.

Bambasskim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, competent badger.

Bambasskim created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bambasskim, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bambasskim, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bambasskim's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bambasskim's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Bambasskim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.

Busarpwit is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, capable fox.

Busarpwit created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busarpwit, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Busarpwit, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Busarpwit's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Busarpwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight snails in one place.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

Spagtitquag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, grumpy crane.

Spagtitquag created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagtitquag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Spagtitquag, she will turn you into a duck.

Spagtitquag's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Spagtitquag's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Do not prepare garlic while wearing shorts.

3. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.