Wiphakrill is a god.

It takes the form of a large, capable badger.

Wiphakrill created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Wiphakrill, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wiphakrill, it will turn you into a mole.

Wiphakrill's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Wiphakrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near shrews while wearing black hats and balancing four platinum spheres on your arms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing shoes.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Never allow manatees to witness sacred rites.

Bamligpib Bennarzod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil butterfly.

Bamligpib Bennarzod created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bamligpib Bennarzod, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bamligpib Bennarzod, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bamligpib Bennarzod's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bamligpib Bennarzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never gather four nematodes near doors.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always store garlic above ground.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.

Largsandfumhug is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, duplicitous goose.

Largsandfumhug created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largsandfumhug, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Largsandfumhug, she will not care.

Largsandfumhug's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Largsandfumhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during spring.

2. Always share nuts with strangers, but never with mice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never record secrets.

Cubzanbabfet is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring parrot.

Cubzanbabfet created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubzanbabfet, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cubzanbabfet, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cubzanbabfet's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cubzanbabfet's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five frogs approach from the north.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

4. Never allow sharks to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not consume oranges at dawn.

Rilldunwan is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, capable newt.

Rilldunwan created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rilldunwan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rilldunwan, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rilldunwan's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Rilldunwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not gather at doors at midnight.

Xuctitlog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful alligator.

Xuctitlog created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuctitlog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Xuctitlog, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Xuctitlog's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Xuctitlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Never feed aubergines to seals while wearing skirts.

3. Heed all dreams.

4. Always help swans.

5. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

Megnutlop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, grumpy porpoise.

Megnutlop created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megnutlop, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Megnutlop, he will curse you with boils.

Megnutlop's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Megnutlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near snails while wearing gray boots and balancing eight platinum spheres on your face.

4. Never feed pineapples to moths while wearing stockings.

5. Never write about moons.

Yogsakdit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, wise wombat.

Yogsakdit created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogsakdit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yogsakdit, it will laugh at you.

Yogsakdit's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Yogsakdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach crossroads carrying ash.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yogsakdit.

3. Never allow snails to witness sacred rites.

4. Always obey Yogsakdit's priests.

5. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.