Gondannad is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying ant.

Gondannad created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gondannad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gondannad, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gondannad's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gondannad's Holy Commandments

1. Never record numbers.

2. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

3. Never mix peanuts with blood.

4. Do not wear kilts marked with yellow.

5. Gondannad loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

Rawtipbed is a god.

He takes the form of a large, duplicitous cobra.

Rawtipbed created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Rawtipbed, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rawtipbed, he will turn you into a snail.

Rawtipbed's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rawtipbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic on fasting days.

2. Never paint your back magenta.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Never whisper while facing south.

5. Never feed lots of carrots to snails while wearing fawn coats.

Sidfum is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful raccoon.

Sidfum created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidfum, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sidfum, she will make you grow a tail.

Sidfum's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Sidfum's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

3. Never jump in winter.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Retreat if five otters approach from the east.

Quagfebjad is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, caring lizard.

Quagfebjad created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagfebjad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quagfebjad, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Quagfebjad's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Quagfebjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare turnips during autumn.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never cross mountains at dawn.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Hide from red birds for they are unholy.

Fodabcubcidbityatsab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, awe-inspiring dragonfly.

Fodabcubcidbityatsab created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodabcubcidbityatsab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fodabcubcidbityatsab, it will be very sad.

Fodabcubcidbityatsab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fodabcubcidbityatsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to seven before sleeping.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear pink jumpers.

Dondanart is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, fussy camel.

Dondanart created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dondanart, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dondanart, it will cry a lot.

Dondanart's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Dondanart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never cross crossroads at dawn.

5. Fast once a month.

Jopjadsafbap is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, almighty bee.

Jopjadsafbap created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jopjadsafbap, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jopjadsafbap, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Jopjadsafbap's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Jopjadsafbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.

2. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Never proclaim while facing north.

5. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

Sagrotzak is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, deceitful gerbil.

Sagrotzak created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagrotzak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sagrotzak, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sagrotzak's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sagrotzak's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never talk about dark matter near seals while wearing indigo shorts.

4. Always store lentils above ground.

5. Never stain your feet with violet.