Tofjadbod Mildadlig is a god.
It takes the form of a small, cheerful
snake.
Tofjadbod Mildadlig created matter four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tofjadbod Mildadlig, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Tofjadbod Mildadlig, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Tofjadbod Mildadlig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Tofjadbod Mildadlig's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Do not place gooseberries upon stone.
3. Always wash your legs before prayer.
4. Never talk about stars.
5. Remain bowed during prayer.
Tonkquatboss is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing
crow.
Tonkquatboss created gold eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tonkquatboss, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Tonkquatboss, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Tonkquatboss' most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Tonkquatboss' Holy Commandments1. Never think about enzymes.
2. Never write about bacteria.
3. Never feed lentils to gulls while wearing fawn rings.
4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.
5. Never eat strawberries on fasting days.
Gamfigstip is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient
tortoise.
Gamfigstip created a bottom quark nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Gamfigstip, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Gamfigstip, it will torture you forever.
Gamfigstip's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Gamfigstip's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Always check lakes for frogs.
4. Never think ill of sick mice.
5. Gamfigstip must be the most important thing in your life.
Tailrakvol is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, flying
swan.
Tailrakvol created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tailrakvol, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Tailrakvol, he will send minions to preach to you.
Tailrakvol's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Tailrakvol's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Do not take Tailrakvol's name in vain.
3. Never think about black holes.
4. Always count to six before sleeping.
5. Never touch water while blessed.
Caphotdot is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy
mongoose.
Caphotdot created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Caphotdot, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Caphotdot, she will turn you into a slug.
Caphotdot's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Caphotdot's Holy Commandments1. Never wear tights.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Never speak at midday.
5. You must love Caphotdot.
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