Rilhudsadqueegvadnulltipdub is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong parrot.

Rilhudsadqueegvadnulltipdub created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rilhudsadqueegvadnulltipdub, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rilhudsadqueegvadnulltipdub, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rilhudsadqueegvadnulltipdub's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Rilhudsadqueegvadnulltipdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Always help sick cats.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never allow grasshopers to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Rilhudsadqueegvadnulltipdub loves dogs, so they must be respected.

Hitbetbabstanstikcar is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, pitiless rhinoceros.

Hitbetbabstanstikcar created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitbetbabstanstikcar, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hitbetbabstanstikcar, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hitbetbabstanstikcar's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Hitbetbabstanstikcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ants.

2. Never handle silicon while unclean.

3. Do not consume aubergines at dawn.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hitbetbabstanstikcar.

Ranbadmob is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, vain unicorn.

Ranbadmob created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranbadmob, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ranbadmob, he will turn you into a slug.

Ranbadmob's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Ranbadmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.

2. Always wear black.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

Yikstipsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, temperamental goat.

Yikstipsaf created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Yikstipsaf, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yikstipsaf, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Yikstipsaf's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Yikstipsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Do not laugh at rivers.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never pray while filled with pride.

Talzedgub is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, temperamental sheep.

Talzedgub created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talzedgub, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Talzedgub, she will curse you with boils.

Talzedgub's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Talzedgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three dolphins in a large pit.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Never feed cherries to gulls while wearing jumpers.

4. Retreat if nine birds approach from the west.

5. Worship no other gods but Talzedgub.

Ontcusspom is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy wyrm.

Ontcusspom created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontcusspom, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ontcusspom, he will manifest in front of you.

Ontcusspom's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Ontcusspom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

2. Never mix gooseberries with oil.

3. Never fashion tools from clay.

4. Never mention sheep.

5. Never laugh near snails.

Bomsidmob is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, witty wombat.

Bomsidmob created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bomsidmob, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bomsidmob, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bomsidmob's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bomsidmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.

3. Never remain standing at midnight.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bomsidmob.

5. Do not laugh in public.

Kopdutbus is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet armadillo.

Kopdutbus created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopdutbus, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kopdutbus, it will not invite you to parties.

Kopdutbus' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Kopdutbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never gather three mice near doors.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never point your chest toward the east during prayer.

5. Never wear red dresses.