Jabbellwip is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, caring mouse.

Jabbellwip created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Jabbellwip, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jabbellwip, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Jabbellwip's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Jabbellwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow foxes to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Hide from black badgers for they are unholy.

3. Never skip in the presence of elders.

4. Jabbellwip must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never travel toward the east during summer.

Kombantof is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthinking salamander.

Kombantof created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Kombantof, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kombantof, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kombantof's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Kombantof's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Kombantof in the centre of the settlement.

3. Run away from pink foxes, for they are unholy.

4. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

Sandosscap is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, annoying coyote.

Sandosscap created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Sandosscap, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sandosscap, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Sandosscap's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sandosscap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never handle lead while unclean.

Yattditgun is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, sapient sheep.

Yattditgun created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattditgun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yattditgun, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yattditgun's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Yattditgun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always look after injured snakes.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never pray while filled with envy.

Straggadpit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited wolf.

Straggadpit created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Straggadpit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Straggadpit, she will not care at all.

Straggadpit's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Straggadpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never paint your head turquoise.

5. Never mention horses.

Matrenhim is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, competent crow.

Matrenhim created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Matrenhim, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Matrenhim, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Matrenhim's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Matrenhim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Do not wear boots marked with gray.

3. Hide from indigo ants for they are unholy.

4. Never allow sheep to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not place peanuts upon stone.

Babbogwigdublibpitwon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, sapient gnu.

Babbogwigdublibpitwon created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babbogwigdublibpitwon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Babbogwigdublibpitwon, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Babbogwigdublibpitwon's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Babbogwigdublibpitwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to nine before sleeping.

2. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.

3. Never sprint in autumn.

4. Never gather four sharks in one place.

5. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

Cipcanhug is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, two-faced turtle.

Cipcanhug created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Cipcanhug, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cipcanhug, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cipcanhug's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cipcanhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Do not step barefoot upon green earth.

4. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.