Ratfastig is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, impressive
dryad.
Ratfastig created water four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ratfastig, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Ratfastig, she will be very unhappy.
Ratfastig's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Ratfastig's Holy Commandments1. Never eat oranges.
2. Retreat if five monkeys approach from the south.
3. Always wash your feet before prayer.
4. Never stain your head with cyan.
5. Hide from brown grasshopers for they are unholy.
Bagmondod is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, staggering
wyrm.
Bagmondod created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bagmondod, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Bagmondod, she will turn you into a frog.
Bagmondod's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Bagmondod's Holy Commandments1. Never record signs.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Do not name children after rats.
4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.
5. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.
Bemraggar Omindossnib is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, flying
pigeon.
Bemraggar Omindossnib created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bemraggar Omindossnib, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Bemraggar Omindossnib, he will not care at all.
Bemraggar Omindossnib's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Bemraggar Omindossnib's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Bemraggar Omindossnib three times a day.
2. Never talk about galaxies.
3. Never stain your legs with brown.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Do not wear gold on your body.
Wikriggep is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, tiresome
bee.
Wikriggep created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wikriggep, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Wikriggep, he will manifest in front of you.
Wikriggep's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Wikriggep's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Always wear plain hats during rituals.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Never think about comets.
Sawziggephab is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, kind
sheep.
Sawziggephab created an electron five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sawziggephab, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Sawziggephab, it will not care.
Sawziggephab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Sawziggephab's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Sawziggephab in the centre of the settlement.
5. Always act with patience.
Hivsandflab is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, selfish
wasp.
Hivsandflab created dark matter six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hivsandflab, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Hivsandflab, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Hivsandflab's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Hivsandflab's Holy Commandments1. Never handle silver while unclean.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never sprint in the presence of snakes.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.
5. Never tolerate cries in holy places.
Nibpakfebhivcebjad is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak
jaguar.
Nibpakfebhivcebjad created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nibpakfebhivcebjad, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Nibpakfebhivcebjad, he will curse you with boils.
Nibpakfebhivcebjad's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Nibpakfebhivcebjad's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Do not fashion tools from carbon.
5. Always act with patience when addressing strangers.
Hamgidnurl is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless
goblin.
Hamgidnurl created matter seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Hamgidnurl, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Hamgidnurl, she will send two she bears to sort you out.
Hamgidnurl's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Hamgidnurl's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.
2. Never talk about chlorophyll.
3. Do not place cucumbers upon stone.
4. Always maintain purity during fasting days.
5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Hamgidnurl in the centre of the settlement.
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