Rapflagdum is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent gorilla.

Rapflagdum created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapflagdum, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rapflagdum, she will turn you into a dog.

Rapflagdum's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Rapflagdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to seven before sleeping.

2. Always look after injured eagles.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not place tomatoes upon stone.

5. Fast once a month.

Timmadmilflatjinnursom is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind wyvern.

Timmadmilflatjinnursom created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Timmadmilflatjinnursom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Timmadmilflatjinnursom, it will think nothing of it.

Timmadmilflatjinnursom's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Timmadmilflatjinnursom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

Jamvolomin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind capybara.

Jamvolomin created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jamvolomin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jamvolomin, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Jamvolomin's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Jamvolomin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always wash your arms before prayer.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.

Camnurlkop Jonpidnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, all-powerful giraffe.

Camnurlkop Jonpidnarl created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Camnurlkop Jonpidnarl, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Camnurlkop Jonpidnarl, she will throw large rocks at you.

Camnurlkop Jonpidnarl's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Camnurlkop Jonpidnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away if five geese approach from the north.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

5. Never allow seals to sleep beneath your roof.

Gemhugmat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, overgenerous wyrm.

Gemhugmat created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemhugmat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gemhugmat, it will turn you into a hamster.

Gemhugmat's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gemhugmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange stockings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

Naknuttquatmut is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, all-knowing giraffe.

Naknuttquatmut created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Naknuttquatmut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Naknuttquatmut, it will turn you into a plant.

Naknuttquatmut's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Naknuttquatmut's Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Worship no other gods but Naknuttquatmut.

3. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.

4. Never wear brown skirts.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.

Tommisbog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty cat.

Tommisbog created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tommisbog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tommisbog, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Tommisbog's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tommisbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at towers at dusk.

2. Do not kill squirrels.

3. Never feed lots of apples to cats while wearing white shorts.

4. Run away if five dolphins approach from the west.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tommisbog.

Mignig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, amazing meerkat.

Mignig created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mignig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mignig, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Mignig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Mignig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet pigs for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mignig.

3. Hide if nine geese approach from the west.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Learn four new languages a year.