Saftabbit Nibsithon is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, resourceful salamander.

Saftabbit Nibsithon created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Saftabbit Nibsithon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Saftabbit Nibsithon, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Saftabbit Nibsithon's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Saftabbit Nibsithon's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.

3. Never paint your neck green.

4. Never think about gravity near manatees while wearing turquoise dresses and balancing three lead spheres on your head.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

Kimflagbon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty dugong.

Kimflagbon created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Kimflagbon, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kimflagbon, she will turn you into a frog.

Kimflagbon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Kimflagbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five tortoises in a large pit.

2. Never record signs.

3. Never gather eight eagles in one place.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

Rillmutsanbif is a god.

She takes the form of a large, prudent raven.

Rillmutsanbif created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillmutsanbif, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rillmutsanbif, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Rillmutsanbif's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Rillmutsanbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not fashion tools from silver.

5. Pray towards the north.

Davkapril is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, clever walrus.

Davkapril created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Davkapril, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Davkapril, it will turn you into a duck.

Davkapril's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Davkapril's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove ear rings before touching carbon.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Never adorn your back with cyan markings.

5. Do not stand on grass.

Flamlopfem is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, wise hamster.

Flamlopfem created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamlopfem, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Flamlopfem, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flamlopfem's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Flamlopfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet violet.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not take Flamlopfem's name in vain.

Hanlargfotcut is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, pitiless bear.

Hanlargfotcut created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanlargfotcut, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hanlargfotcut, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Hanlargfotcut's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Hanlargfotcut's Holy Commandments

1. Hanlargfotcut must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Do not shave your neck.

Fatgomcar is a god.

She takes the form of a small, omnipotent hippopotamus.

Fatgomcar created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatgomcar, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fatgomcar, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fatgomcar's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fatgomcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never remain standing at dusk.

3. Always help eagles in need.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not chop down trees.

Flapsogbombellmidcetflis is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow fly.

Flapsogbombellmidcetflis created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Flapsogbombellmidcetflis, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flapsogbombellmidcetflis, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flapsogbombellmidcetflis' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Flapsogbombellmidcetflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews in need.

2. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

3. Do not step barefoot upon black earth.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.