Yamfighig is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, prudent crocodile.

Yamfighig created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamfighig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yamfighig, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Yamfighig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Yamfighig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your chest before prayer.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Never wear mauve tights.

4. Never record names.

5. Never talk about foxes.

Afgadcetpodcutcid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-assured centipede.

Afgadcetpodcutcid created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afgadcetpodcutcid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Afgadcetpodcutcid, it will laugh at you.

Afgadcetpodcutcid's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Afgadcetpodcutcid's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

Raw is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, merciful naga.

Raw created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Raw, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Raw, she will boil you in a big pot.

Raw's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Raw's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals in need.

2. Never bounce in the presence of elders.

3. Do not resist balance.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Run away from purple birds, for they are unholy.

Ligominzag Dubsawdodfligveg is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, humorless cat.

Ligominzag Dubsawdodfligveg created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Ligominzag Dubsawdodfligveg, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ligominzag Dubsawdodfligveg, it will send you a sign.

Ligominzag Dubsawdodfligveg's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Ligominzag Dubsawdodfligveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of spinach to mites while wearing orange skirts.

2. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

3. Never feed corn to otters while wearing blue dresses.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Ligominzag Dubsawdodfligveg loves rats, so they must be respected.

Ruttflisnell is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, weak shark.

Ruttflisnell created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttflisnell, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ruttflisnell, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Ruttflisnell's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Ruttflisnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Never wear purple jumpers.

4. Never point your chest toward the north during prayer.

5. Do not listen to music.

Veentaplarn Saftettisand is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, vain whale.

Veentaplarn Saftettisand created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veentaplarn Saftettisand, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Veentaplarn Saftettisand, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Veentaplarn Saftettisand's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Veentaplarn Saftettisand's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet hamsters for they are unholy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never touch blood while tainted.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Always help dolphins.

Quafratmot is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, generous wolf.

Quafratmot created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafratmot, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quafratmot, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Quafratmot's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Quafratmot's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

5. Never talk about fire.

Zakvankad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, vain toad.

Zakvankad created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Zakvankad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zakvankad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Zakvankad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Zakvankad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not consume carrots at dawn.