Rigflisfod Fudyartced is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective
narwhal.
Rigflisfod Fudyartced created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rigflisfod Fudyartced, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Rigflisfod Fudyartced, she will send minions to preach to you.
Rigflisfod Fudyartced's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Rigflisfod Fudyartced's Holy Commandments1. Hide from brown shrews for they are unholy.
2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.
3. Always store spinach above ground.
4. Learn five new languages a year.
5. Fast once a month.
Omtvenlid is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, wise
guinea pig.
Omtvenlid created the world four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Omtvenlid, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Omtvenlid, she will not invite you to parties.
Omtvenlid's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Omtvenlid's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about whales.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Never think about gravity near sharks while wearing red skirts and balancing three nickel spheres on your hands.
4. Do not record secrets concerning stars.
5. Always help goats in need.
Ripbutbad is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid
aardvark.
Ripbutbad created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ripbutbad, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Ripbutbad, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Ripbutbad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Ripbutbad's Holy Commandments1. Never pray while filled with pride.
2. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.
3. Always treat mice with great respect.
4. Never think about quantum field theory.
5. Never chant while facing west.
Cankabflambarn is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, weak
wyrm.
Cankabflambarn created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cankabflambarn, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Cankabflambarn, she will try to impress you with trees.
Cankabflambarn's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Cankabflambarn's Holy Commandments1. Do not place pineapples upon stone.
2. Always help sick shrews.
3. Do not speak about bread.
4. Never mark doors with cyan.
5. Do not travel during autumn.
Lognak is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic
spider.
Lognak created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.
If you believe in
Lognak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Lognak, she will laugh at you.
Lognak's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Lognak's Holy Commandments1. Bats are not to be trusted.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Never think about nucleic acids.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.
5. You must never eat cherries.
Bimpibben is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, fussy
warg.
Bimpibben created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bimpibben, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Bimpibben, she will refuse to believe in you.
Bimpibben's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Bimpibben's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Do not travel during summer.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Always help great tits.
Sasbudyarpquillhas is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, duplicitous
narwhal.
Sasbudyarpquillhas created the solar system five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sasbudyarpquillhas, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Sasbudyarpquillhas, it will manifest in front of you.
Sasbudyarpquillhas' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Sasbudyarpquillhas' Holy Commandments1. Never wear brown kilts.
2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.
3. Always store cherries above ground.
4. Never prepare pineapples during autumn.
5. Do not place tomatoes upon stone.
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