Futbopfodstik is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil chinchilla.

Futbopfodstik created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Futbopfodstik, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Futbopfodstik, she will remove you from existence.

Futbopfodstik's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Futbopfodstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near turtles while wearing magenta stockings.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not keep eight ducks in a large pit.

Hubcebpig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, boastful dolphin.

Hubcebpig created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubcebpig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hubcebpig, it will have a low opinion of you.

Hubcebpig's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Hubcebpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Always cleanse oil with water.

4. Always help rats in need.

5. Run away from mauve tortoises, for they are unholy.

Xinkopwod is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud ant.

Xinkopwod created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinkopwod, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xinkopwod, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Xinkopwod's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Xinkopwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

2. Never point your face toward the south during prayer.

3. Never think about spacetime near porpoises while wearing white dresses and balancing four carbon spheres on your head.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.

Hadxuccinfig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent guinea pig.

Hadxuccinfig created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadxuccinfig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hadxuccinfig, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hadxuccinfig's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Hadxuccinfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not place coconuts upon stone.

3. Put Hadxuccinfig first in all things.

4. Hide from turquoise capybaras for they are unholy.

5. Never adorn your face with green markings.

Nellparkcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, compassionate bat.

Nellparkcuss created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellparkcuss, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nellparkcuss, it will refuse to believe in you.

Nellparkcuss' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nellparkcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

Bidflan is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, impressive fox.

Bidflan created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidflan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bidflan, it will strike you with lightening.

Bidflan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bidflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Pray only in moonlight.

3. Never pray while filled with pride.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. Always wear orange.

Cabnibvilbass is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, slow gerbil.

Cabnibvilbass created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabnibvilbass, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cabnibvilbass, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cabnibvilbass' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cabnibvilbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six pigs near walls.

2. Never feed strawberries to bats while wearing fawn corsets.

3. Never travel toward the north during spring.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Never chant in holy places.

Mutsabfly Dadbiffidzigyartettifudfas is a god.

She takes the form of a large, wise weasel.

Mutsabfly Dadbiffidzigyartettifudfas created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutsabfly Dadbiffidzigyartettifudfas, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mutsabfly Dadbiffidzigyartettifudfas, she will not invite you to parties.

Mutsabfly Dadbiffidzigyartettifudfas' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Mutsabfly Dadbiffidzigyartettifudfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never proclaim while facing north.

4. Always help mites.

5. Never gather four cats in one place.