Binsissin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever goblin.

Binsissin created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Binsissin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Binsissin, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Binsissin's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Binsissin's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at dusk.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. You must never eat peanuts.

Binflanbus is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective hippopotamus.

Binflanbus created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Binflanbus, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Binflanbus, he will curse you with boils.

Binflanbus' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Binflanbus' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always count to eight before sleeping.

5. Do not gather at bridges at midday.

Vidbinfab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-powerful skunk.

Vidbinfab created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidbinfab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vidbinfab, he will jump up and down on your head.

Vidbinfab's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Vidbinfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never cross rivers at dawn.

3. Never speak at midnight.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Pray only in shadows.

Somgepjap is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, flying dolphin.

Somgepjap created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Somgepjap, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Somgepjap, it will turn you into a goat.

Somgepjap's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Somgepjap's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Never prepare rice during spring.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Always help capybaras in need.

Latdobcid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, two-faced cobra.

Latdobcid created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Latdobcid, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Latdobcid, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Latdobcid's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Latdobcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

3. Never record signs.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Shun those given to greed.

Quafsafbem is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy giraffe.

Quafsafbem created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Quafsafbem, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quafsafbem, he will curse you with boils.

Quafsafbem's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Quafsafbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

2. Do not name children after otters.

3. Do not prepare garlic while wearing stockings.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never wear blue hats on sacred days.

Soglegmanarpdon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, duplicitous dingo.

Soglegmanarpdon created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Soglegmanarpdon, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Soglegmanarpdon, she will turn you into a rat.

Soglegmanarpdon's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Soglegmanarpdon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never allow manatees to witness sacred rites.

3. Never approach forests carrying wood.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

Kadcimmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring wyvern.

Kadcimmeg created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kadcimmeg, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kadcimmeg, it will ignore you.

Kadcimmeg's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Kadcimmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

3. Always store oranges above ground.

4. Never mark doors with blue.

5. Never stain your arms with violet.