Honduddaddagfligyartduntarp is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, weak jackal.

Honduddaddagfligyartduntarp created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honduddaddagfligyartduntarp, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Honduddaddagfligyartduntarp, she will boil you in a big pot.

Honduddaddagfligyartduntarp's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Honduddaddagfligyartduntarp's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Honduddaddagfligyartduntarp five times a day.

2. Honduddaddagfligyartduntarp loves birds, so they must be respected.

3. Honduddaddagfligyartduntarp loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

4. Never speak at dusk.

5. Always pray immersed in water.

Nillstigdotben Negkarbom is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty ferret.

Nillstigdotben Negkarbom created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillstigdotben Negkarbom, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nillstigdotben Negkarbom, it will turn you into a mouse.

Nillstigdotben Negkarbom's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nillstigdotben Negkarbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

2. Nillstigdotben Negkarbom loves ants, so they must be respected.

3. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

4. Hide from red cats for they are unholy.

5. Never stain your legs with gray.

Hotdotteen is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful monkey.

Hotdotteen created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotdotteen, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hotdotteen, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hotdotteen's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Hotdotteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never eat apples on fasting days.

3. Always remove hats before touching carbon.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always stare at clouds.

Pibjadban is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, loving hare.

Pibjadban created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibjadban, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pibjadban, she will send minions to preach to you.

Pibjadban's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Pibjadban's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured capybaras.

2. Do not prepare cherries while filled with joy.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.

Cabnanster is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, omnipotent cat.

Cabnanster created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabnanster, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cabnanster, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cabnanster's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Cabnanster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare carrots while wearing dresses.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always count to eight before sleeping.

4. Do not take Cabnanster's name in vain.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Cabnanster in the centre of the settlement.

Yimhivgubzim Millargcenmit is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, amazing badger.

Yimhivgubzim Millargcenmit created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Yimhivgubzim Millargcenmit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yimhivgubzim Millargcenmit, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yimhivgubzim Millargcenmit's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Yimhivgubzim Millargcenmit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yimhivgubzim Millargcenmit.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not travel during autumn.

4. Never touch oil while unclean.

5. Do not stand on grass.

Quatomt is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, flying chicken.

Quatomt created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatomt, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quatomt, he will destroy your favourite star.

Quatomt's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Quatomt's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Quatomt loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

5. Never record signs.

Tamdimtap is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unfair naga.

Tamdimtap created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamdimtap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tamdimtap, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tamdimtap's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Tamdimtap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Tamdimtap on top of all buildings.

2. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.