Bopnigmut is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless deer.

Bopnigmut created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopnigmut, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bopnigmut, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bopnigmut's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bopnigmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near mites while wearing green kilts and balancing six zinc spheres on your head.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Never remain bowed at dusk.

4. Never hurt snails.

5. Remain kneeling during prayer.

Ponripgom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, pitiless pig.

Ponripgom created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponripgom, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ponripgom, it will turn you into a hamster.

Ponripgom's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Ponripgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Always wash your arms before prayer.

4. Do not fashion tools from iron.

5. Respect your elders.

Ladnell is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful frog.

Ladnell created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladnell, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ladnell, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ladnell's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Ladnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never run near otters.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never pour water over plants.

Yakvinjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, cheerful swan.

Yakvinjarn created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakvinjarn, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yakvinjarn, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yakvinjarn's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Yakvinjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Remain bowed during prayer.

3. Shun those given to greed.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.

Hugtikquart is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever ferret.

Hugtikquart created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugtikquart, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hugtikquart, he will turn you into a sheep.

Hugtikquart's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Hugtikquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with anger.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hugtikquart.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

Mapxenvog Wonlablog is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, charitable raven.

Mapxenvog Wonlablog created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mapxenvog Wonlablog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mapxenvog Wonlablog, he will turn you into a worm.

Mapxenvog Wonlablog's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Mapxenvog Wonlablog's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not study archaea on holy days.

Mankanbid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, smart duck.

Mankanbid created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mankanbid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mankanbid, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mankanbid's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Mankanbid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not hurt cats.

Vidgedfarn Figstafkik Yakgenaf is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful grasshopper.

Vidgedfarn Figstafkik Yakgenaf created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidgedfarn Figstafkik Yakgenaf, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vidgedfarn Figstafkik Yakgenaf, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vidgedfarn Figstafkik Yakgenaf's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Vidgedfarn Figstafkik Yakgenaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with white.

2. Do not prepare nuts while wearing jumpers.

3. Do not keep six mites in a large pit.

4. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

5. Never write about black holes.