Negnullbug is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate warg.

Negnullbug created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negnullbug, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Negnullbug, she will refuse to believe in you.

Negnullbug's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Negnullbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never record numbers.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not prepare nuts while filled with anger.

Taildabveg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy crane.

Taildabveg created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Taildabveg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Taildabveg, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Taildabveg's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Taildabveg's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always share lentils with strangers, but never with geese.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.

Kombenyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring monkey.

Kombenyatt created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Kombenyatt, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kombenyatt, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kombenyatt's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Kombenyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Retreat if six dogs approach from the north.

3. Always help moths in need.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Kombenyatt.

5. Do not prepare beans while filled with joy.

Quimjatlib is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, overgenerous wasp.

Quimjatlib created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimjatlib, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quimjatlib, she will be mildly annoyed.

Quimjatlib's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Quimjatlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

Garhotrig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, staggering crane.

Garhotrig created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Garhotrig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Garhotrig, it will not invite you to parties.

Garhotrig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Garhotrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying bone.

2. Put Garhotrig first in all things.

3. Never mention ducks.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Always stare at clouds.

Pidgetpog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish parrot.

Pidgetpog created viruses eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidgetpog, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pidgetpog, it will turn you into a frog.

Pidgetpog's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Pidgetpog's Holy Commandments

1. Put Pidgetpog first in all things.

2. Never prepare beans during autumn.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Never record signs.

5. Never feed strawberries to pigs while wearing violet kilts.

Badbestged Wikvagvigvegbissdam Yog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, blissful lizard.

Badbestged Wikvagvigvegbissdam Yog created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Badbestged Wikvagvigvegbissdam Yog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Badbestged Wikvagvigvegbissdam Yog, she will curse you with boils.

Badbestged Wikvagvigvegbissdam Yog's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Badbestged Wikvagvigvegbissdam Yog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

2. Do not gather at bridges at midday.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never eat tomatoes on fasting days.

Tabriprak Yimbestfed is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, proud deer.

Tabriprak Yimbestfed created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabriprak Yimbestfed, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tabriprak Yimbestfed, he will jump up and down on your head.

Tabriprak Yimbestfed's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Tabriprak Yimbestfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.