Nillcemveg is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient
deer.
Nillcemveg created humankind six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nillcemveg, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Nillcemveg, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Nillcemveg's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Nillcemveg's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair yellow.
2. Never feed lots of peanuts to porpoises while wearing blue coats.
3. Hide if eight mice approach from the east.
4. You must love Nillcemveg.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
Badgumhudtimbus is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing
bat.
Badgumhudtimbus created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Badgumhudtimbus, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Badgumhudtimbus, he will send you a sign.
Badgumhudtimbus' most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Badgumhudtimbus' Holy Commandments1. Remain kneeling during prayer.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Badgumhudtimbus.
3. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.
4. Do not record names concerning stars.
5. Always help sick dogs.
Mapwipcap is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic
crane.
Mapwipcap created matter seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Mapwipcap, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Mapwipcap, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Mapwipcap's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Mapwipcap's Holy Commandments1. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Mapwipcap on top of important buildings.
2. Never gather four frogs in one place.
3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.
4. Never whisper while facing west.
5. Always obey Mapwipcap's priests.
Cissbigsit is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic
crow.
Cissbigsit created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cissbigsit, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Cissbigsit, he will turn you into a rat.
Cissbigsit's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Cissbigsit's Holy Commandments1. Do not prepare lemons while filled with fear.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Do not prepare lentils while wearing corsets.
5. Never stain your legs with red.
Flagnartdib is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, fast
armadillo.
Flagnartdib created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Flagnartdib, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Flagnartdib, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Flagnartdib's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Flagnartdib's Holy Commandments1. Never look at moons.
2. Always wash your neck before prayer.
3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.
4. Do not skip in public.
5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Flagnartdib in the centre of the settlement.
Gomwikvil is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous
crane.
Gomwikvil created dark energy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gomwikvil, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Gomwikvil, she will turn you into a mole.
Gomwikvil's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Gomwikvil's Holy Commandments1. Never write about amino acids.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Run away from blue gulls, for they are unholy.
4. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.
5. Never sing in the presence of horses.
Veghimhud Mifwattab Renyimvol is a god.
It takes the form of a large, weak
beaver.
Veghimhud Mifwattab Renyimvol created an up quark eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Veghimhud Mifwattab Renyimvol, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Veghimhud Mifwattab Renyimvol, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Veghimhud Mifwattab Renyimvol's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Veghimhud Mifwattab Renyimvol's Holy Commandments1. Never think about quantum field theory near squirrels while wearing violet stockings and balancing seven gold spheres on your back.
2. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.
3. Erect eight tin sculptures of Veghimhud Mifwattab Renyimvol on top of important buildings.
4. Do not sing at crossroads.
5. Remain bowed during prayer.
Mutpigcansin is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, charitable
cat.
Mutpigcansin created the planet Saturn four million years ago.
If you believe in
Mutpigcansin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Mutpigcansin, it will send you a sign.
Mutpigcansin's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Mutpigcansin's Holy Commandments1. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.
2. Never approach rivers carrying stone.
3. Never talk about frogs.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
This instance of God Generator has made 113800 gods since 4/2/2018.
Source code available on
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